The Bastardly Morning Report
Monday, December 29th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Hope all you bastards had a great Christmas. Besides Thursday & Friday, we'll have a normal posting schedule for the most part. So, does everyone have a make-out partner for the big New Years Eve party?
Yummy
Who cares?
Don't Do It! She'll leave you!
Crack
Reality TV
Royal Douche
Bitch
BABE!
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