The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 - VOTE NOW!
Friday, October 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Over the years we've voted on everything from the ugliest to the sexiest women Hollywood has to offer, so generating a list of the sexiest MILFs is only a natural next step in the process of wasting your precious time. Before we get our hands dirty with MILFy discussions, let's define M.I.L.F. for the clueless few. No worries, members of the Filipino Bastardly Community!! M.I.L.F., thankfully, doesn't stand for the infamous Philippine terrorist group, Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Instead, our bastardly friends @ the Wiki have a much friendlier definition:
Mother I'd like to fuck (MILF), slang for a sexually attractive, older woman
Obviously, there are many Hollywood celebs who fall into this exclusively juicy category, so we're gonna do the community a favor and throw a few names out there to help create your top 10...
We won't wanna waste too much time, so let's dive straight into my own top 10 list & review the Bastardly Rules & Regulations (see page 2)...
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1 Victoria Beckham
2 Alessandra Ambrosio
3 Kate Beckinsale
4 Jessica Alba
5 Heidi Klum
6 Halle Berry
7 Brook Burke
8 Liz Hurley
9 Nicole Richie
10 Kate Moss
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Ditto. This was my exact choice. So, like a lottery ticket, 'B' and I will split the winnings when the totals come in. Thanks.
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1 Kate Beckinsale
2 Isla Fisher
3 Halle Berry
4 Alessandra Ambrosio
5 Jessica Alba
6 Heidi Klum
7 Liz Hurley
8 Kathleen Robertson
9 Kate Hudson
10 Teri Hatcher
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1 Kate Bekinsale
2 Jessica Alba
3 Halle Berry
4 Salma Hayek
5 Brook Burke
6 Isla Fisher
7 Gwenyth Paltrow
8 Alessandra Ambrosio
9 Heidi Klum
10 Diane Lane
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ATTENTION ALL BASTARDLY BASTARDS!!!
do not let alessandra ambrosio win. thats what "they" want. we won't have it. Vote beckingsale or be damned... DAMNED I SAY!
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LMFAO!
Can we put Kate down 10 times?
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1. Halle Berry
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Alessandria Ambrosio
4. Jessica Alba
5. Victoria Beckham
6. Isla Fisher
7. Christina Aguilera
8. Gwen Stefani
9. Liz Hurley
10 Brooke Burke
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CORRECTION:
1. Halle Berry
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Alessandria Ambrosio
5. Jessica Alba
6. Victoria Beckham
7. Isla Fisher
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Gwen Stefani
10. Liz Hurley
How could I have forgetten Monica Bellucci??!!!
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1. Halle Berry
2. Salma Hayek
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Heidi Klum
5. Jenny McCarthy
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Alessandra Ambrosia
8. Jennifer Lopez
9. Kate beckinsale
10. Pamela Anderson
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1.kate beckinsale
2.alessandra ambrosio
3.halle berry
4.Kate Hudson
5.Liz Hurley
6.Heidi Klum
7.Isla Fisher
8.Kathleen Robertson
9.christina aguilera
10.Brook Burke
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1. Monica Bellucci
2. Salma Hayek
3. Liz Hurley
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Halle Berry
6. Alessandria Ambrosio
7. Jessica Alba
8. Kate Bekinsale
9. Brooke Burke
10. Jennifer Garner
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Halley Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Brooke Burke
6. Liz Hurley
7. Gwen Stefani
8. Heidi Klum
9. Alessandra Ambrosio
10. Victoria Beckham
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DUUUUUDE 1.Salma Hayek
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Gwen Stefani
4. Paz Vega
5. Brooke Burke
6. Heidi Klum
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Jenny McCarthy
10. Victoria Beckham
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Kate Beckinsale
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Kate Beckinsale
8. Kate Beckinsale
9. Kate Beckinsale
10. Kate Beckinsale
I'm not making a mockery, but I'm just too lazy to put the others in order after Kate.
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damn it, that's what i was going to do....lol.
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that looks like a pretty good, and well thought out list to me..
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There is no one but Kate.....
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I asked my question too soon.
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This is something that requires some time and effort. I'll make up a real list when I get a chance. I think women who are a little older and with multiple children should get bonus points over young women who just had a child. I think Brooke Burke should be ranked higher than Jessica Alba even though I think Jessica is hotter, but Brooke has 4 children. But I guess it's up to the individual bastards to form their own ranking system.
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1 Kate Beckinsale?
2 Paz Vega?
3 Jenny McCarthy ?
4 Alessandra Ambrosio?
5 Jessica Alba?
6 Heidi Klum?
7 Liz Hurley?
8 Brook Burke ?
9 Christina Aguilera ?
10 Isla Fisher?
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1.kate beckinsale X ten
.....Saves all those pesky numbers.
Sarah Palin? That shit is broken son. :O)
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OK so Jessica Alba is obviously # 1, but I think to be a true MILF, you have to be over 30 years old, with extra credit for being over or approaching 40:
1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Jennifer Lopez
3. Monica Belluci
4. Halle Barry
5. Christy Turlington
6. Vanessa Marcil
7. Denise Richards
8. Shania Twain
9. Julianne Moore
10. Kim Basinger
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Kate Beckingsdale
3. Heidi Klum
4. Halle Berry
5. Gyneth Paltrow
6. Christina Aguilera
7. Gwen Stefani
8. Victoria Beckham
9. Brooke Burke
10. Liz Hurley
11. Your Mom
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I can't believe this but I'd like to change my votes.
Please put ANGELINA JOILE as number one, and move everyone down.
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1) Reese Witherspoon
2) Isla Fisher
3) Christina Aguilera
4) Katie Holmes
5) Jessica Alba
6) Kate Beckinsale
7) Jamie Lynn Spears (When Legal)
8) Kate Hudson
9) Jodie_Sweetin
10)Michele Williams
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1. kate beckinsale
2. halle berry
3. Mariska Hargitay
4. Heidi Klum
5. Angie harmon
6. Christy Turlington
7. Shania Twain
8. Liz Hurley
9. Kate hudson
10.Gwen Stefani
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1. Isabeli Fontana
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Gabrielle Reece
4. Liz Hurley
5. Milla Jovovich
6. Jaime Pressly
7. Lori Loughlin
8. Paz Vega
9. Katie Holmes
10. Sarah Palin (I kinda feel bad for all the hate she's been getting, so I'll let her get one point.)
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Kate Beckinsale
I don't care who comes in 2-10
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1. Shauna Sand
2. Shauna Sand
...
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Jessica Alba
3. Halle Berry
4. Isla Fisher
5. Victoria Beckham
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Alessandra Ambrosio
8. Denise Richards
9. Kate Moss
10. Katie Holmes
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Jessica Alba
3. Brooke Burke
4. Alessandra Ambrosio
5. Halle Bery
6. Christina Aguilera
7. Denise Richards
8. Jennifer Lopez
9. Gwen Stefani
10. Liz Hurley
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CORRECTION:
1. Josie Maran
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Jessica Alba
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Cindy Crawford
7. Stephanie Seymour
8. Brooke Burke
9. Halle Berry
10. Denise Richards
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Salma Hayek
3. Halley Bery
4. Monica Belluci
5. Denise Richards
6. Heidi Klum
7. Liz Hurley
8. Kate Beckinsale
9. Brooke Burke
10. Angelina Jolie
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Jessica Alba
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Salma Hayek
6. Halle Berry
7. Brooke Burke
8. Kate Hudson
9. Heidi Klum
10. Pamela Anderson
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1.Jessica Alba
2.Alessanda Ambrosio
3.Angelina Jolie
4.Lori Loughlin
5.Brooke Burke
6.Kate Beckinsale
7.Isla Fischer
8.Jenny Mccarthy
9.Pamela Anderson
10.Teri Hatcher
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1.Angelina Jolie
2.Jessica Alba
3.Kate Beckinsale
4.Christina Aguilera
5.Allesandra Ambrosio
6.Jenny McCarthy
7.Denise Richards
8.Salma Hayek
9.Heidi Klum
10.Brooke Burke
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Isla Fisher
3. Liz Hurley
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Halle Berry (it's spelled wrong on the list)
6. Heidi Klum
7. Alessandra Ambrosio
8. Jessica Alba
9. Brooke Burke
10. Salma Hayek
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1. Jamie Lynn Spears X 10.
The rest of you can have your 40/30 year old mommas with their blown out vaginas. I'm taking the sixteen year old indian rubber snatch.
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Halle Berry
3. Brooke Burke
4. Mariska Hargitay
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Natassia Malthe
7. Jenny McCarthy
8. Kate Hudson
9. Salma Hayek
10. Holly Marie Combs
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Jessica Alba
3. Elizabeth Hurley
4. Halle Berry
5. Natasha Henstridge
6. Heidi Klum
7. Brooke Burke
8. Salma Hayek
9. Cristina Aguilera
10. Denisse Richards
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1. Jennifer Garner
2. Liv Tyler
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jessica Alba
7. Allesandra Ambrosio
8. Denise Richards
9. Selma Hayek
10. Jennifer Lopez
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Demi Moore.
3. Elizabeth Hurley.
4. Natasha Henstridge.
5. Halle Berry.
6. Heidy Klum.
7. Denisse Richards.
8. Salma Hayek.
9. Brooke Burke.
10. Britney Spears.
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1-Heidi Klum
2-Christina Aguilera
3-Alessandra Ambrosio
4-Kate Beckinsale
5-Jessica Alba
6-Isla Fisher
7-Salma Hayek
8-Halle Berry
9-Brooke Burke
10-Denise Richards
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im surprised no one said kelly ripa?
whoever put jodie sweetin on their list has no eyes. haha.
anyway
1.kate beckinsale
2.salma hayek
3.kate moss
thats bout it, not really into the whole mom thing.
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1. Gwen Stefani
2. Kate Hudson
3. Isla Fisher
4. Natasha Malthe
5. Jenny McCarthy
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Heidi Klum
8. Natasha Henstridge
9. Britney Spears
10. Jennifer Garner
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Jessica Alba
3. Jessica Alba
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Monica Bellucci
6. Monica Bellucci
7. Halle Berry
8. Halle Berry
9. Halle Berry
10. Kate Beckinsale
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1. Salma Hayek
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Elizabeth Hurley
4. Rachel Hunter
5. Halle Berry
6. Kate Beckinsdale
7. Christina Aguilera
8. Jennifer Connelly
9. Gillian Anderson
10. Angelina Jolie
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I changed my mind....
The number one hottest MILF is SARAH PALIN!
I hate the stupid bitch and think she's just another delusional, ignorant, uneducated, trailer trash conservative but damn is she sexy! I'd eat her pussy like there's no tomorrow...
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1.Jessica Alba
2.Alessandra Ambrosio
3.Kate Beckinsale
4.Salma Hayek
5.Angelia Jolie
6.Halle Berry
7.Christina Aguilera
8.Victoria Beckham
9.Jamie Lynn Spears
10.Kate Hudson
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Damn I wish I new who are MILF's and who are not, so I don't know who to put down...I do have Kate Beckinsale my number one...that's about it...and the rest I'm not sure..oh well. I'll stay with Katie..and yes I agree with Maria. I think Sarah Palin is sexy...but I don't think I'd eat her pussy tho...I'd have to be mighty drunk for that.
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What's wrong with her pussy?
I wish we could see a picture of her naked.... Oh man she is so hot. And I love her glasses, and that hair, and her conservative clothing..... It only adds to her appeal, kind of like that innocent looking girl next door who you know is a FREAK. I wish I had a cock so I could fuck her and her big titties and then jizz on her glasses. I'd fuck her so good she wouldn't even remember her name.... She'll be a liberal when I'm done with her. heheh
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Try Googling celebrity MILFs and see if that helps. There's a few lists out there.
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1. Natalia Vodianova
2. Isabeli Fontana
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Alessandra Ambrosio
5. Kate Beckinsale
6. Gillian Anderson
7. Kate Moss
8. Gwen Stefani
9. Brooke Burke
10. Jennifer Garner
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1 Alessandra Ambrosio
2 Angelina Jolie
3 Isabeli Fontana
4 Cindy Crawford
5 Halle Berry
6 Paz Vega
7 Brooke Burke
8 Monica Belucci
9 Demi Moore
10 Jessica Alba
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1. Beckinsale
2. Berry
3. Alba
sorry, the rest aint worth the effort
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tough choice
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same there!
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Salma Hayek
5. Christina Aguilera
6. Katie Holmes
7. Brooke Burke
8. Halle Berry
9. Liz Hurley
10. Liv Tyler
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1.Christina Aguilera
2.Heidi Klum
3.Brooke Burke
4.Kate Hudson
5.Cindy Margolis - Had to look her up
6.Paz Vega - also had to look her up
7.Jenny McCarthy
8.Alessandra Ambroiso - Even though the one photo of her after her baby she look like shit
9.Halley Bery
10.Jessica Alba - I really dont like her though.. the list didnt have the best to choose from
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1. Cate Blanchett
2. Angie Harmon
3. Elle MacPherson
4. Demi Moore
5. Brooke Burke
6. Cindy Crawford
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Chyler Leign
9. Claudia Schiffer
10. Gabrielle Anwar
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1. Mariska Hargitay-Hottest chick on TV
2. Halle Berry
3. Salma Hayek
4. Liz Hurley
5. Teri Hatcher
6. Kate Becksdale
7. Jen Garner.
8. Nina Hartley
9. Demi Moore
10 Heidi Klum
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1. Brooke Burke
2. Salma Hayek
3. Halle Berry
4. Jessica Alba
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Isla Fischer
7. Kate Hudson
8. Heidi Klum
9. Jamie Pressley
10. Elizabeth Hurley
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1. Pamela Anderson
2. Anna Nicole Smith
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Jayne Mansfield
5. Joan Collins
6. Neriah Davis
7. Dorothy Stratten
8. Heather Locklear
9. Heather Thomas
10. Pamela Anderson
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1) Jessica Alba
2) Halley Berry
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Sarah Palin
3. Clay Aiken
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Laura Bush
6. Roseanne Barr
7. Heidi Klum
8. Giada De Laurentiis
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Demi Moore
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1) Jessica Alba
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Monica Bellucci
4) Halle Berry
5) Angie Harmon
6) Isabel Fontana
7) Angelina Jolie
8) Nicole Kidman
9) Heidi Klum
10) Victoria Beckham
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1) Josie Maran
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Naomi Watts
4) Paz Vega
5) Monica Belucci
6) Alessandra Ambrosio
7) Halle Berry
8) Diane Lane
9) Lena Headey
10) Jessica Alba
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I like the women on this list the most (nice call on Josie Maran). However, I would substitute Brooke Burke for Alessandra Ambrosio (have not seen her post-birth pics yet).
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1. kate beckinsale
2. jessica alba
3. alessandra ambrosio
4. jennifer garner
5. heidi klum
6. Milla Jovovich
7. liz hurley
8. demi moore
9. kate hudson
10. gwyneth paltrow
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. Liz Hurley
5. Kate Hudson
6. Denise Richards
7. Pamela Anderson
8. Gwyneth Paltrow
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Jessica Alba
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Look at all these cunts with Beckinsale at the top of their lists..... fuckin hell....
1. Alba (looking 400 times finer since pumping out a young'un)
Fuck the rest of them....
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Looking forward to a Bastardly TMILF Rating! Till then, here's my top 10:
1.Monica Bellucci
2.Kate Beckinsale
3.Halle Berry
4.Angelina Jolie
5.Demi Moore
6.Kate Moss
7.Heather Locklear
8.Kate Hudson
9.Liz Hurley
10.Heidi Klum
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1. Nelly Furtado (HOT!)
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Alessandra Ambrosio
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Alba
6. Melinda Clarke
7. Uma Thurman
8. Salma Hayek
9. kate Hudson
10. Angelina Jolie (on the bottom for all the weightloss)
too bad Olivia Wilde and Bar Refaeli don't have kids :(
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1.Victoria Beckham
2.Jessica Alba
3.Kate Hudson
4.Heidi Klum
5.Kate Beckinsale
6.Christina Aguilera
7.Jenny McCarthy
8.Katie Holmes
9.Isla Fisher
10.Alessandra Ambrosio
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1.Victoria Beckham
2.Christina Aguilera
3.Alyssa Milano
4.Kathleen Robertson
5.Pamela Anderson
6.Gwen Stefani
7.Jenny McCarthy
8.Sarah Laine
9.Rosario Dawson
10.Michelle Rodriguez
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Alessandra Ambrosio
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Isla Fisher
6. Monica Bellucci
7. Halle Berry
8. Liv Tyler
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Salma Hayek
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Halle Berry
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Monica Bellucci1
6.Christina Aguilera
7.Alyssa Milano
8.Heidi Klum
9. Salma Hayek
10.Rosario Dawson
7. Halle Berry
8. Liv Tyler
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Salma Hayek
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You can stop now. Here is the definitive, no-argument list:
1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Kirstie Allsopp (Google her...)
3. Charlotte Church
4. Alessandra Ambrosio
5. Heidi Klum
6. Claudia Schiffer
7. Britney Spears (still hot, whatever weirdness is happening)
8. Sarah Palin
9. Isla Fisher
10.Denise Richards
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1)Monica Bellucci
2)Megan Ewing
3)Halle Berry
4)Jessica Alba
5)Sophie Ellis-Bextor
6)Liv Tyler
7)Salma Hayek
8)Jennifer Garner
9)Xtina
9)Jlo
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Josie Maran - did you forget to put her on the list? Maybe not, can't remember. Ha.
4. Halle Berry
5. Monica Bellucci
6. Jessica Alba - REALLY can't stand her, but I know she'll be in the top 10. Top 5 Even.
7. Christina Aguilera
8. Angelina Jolie - Still pretty, but not really that fab.
9. Victoria Beckham
10. Jennifer Garner
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Salma Hayek
3. Sara Evans
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Natasha Henstridge
6. Maria Bello
7. Rachel Hunter
8. Gwyneth Paltrow
9. Catherine Zeta-Jones
10. Cindy Crawford
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1.Alessandra Ambrosio
2.Salma Hayek
3.Kate Beckinsale
4.Isabeli Fontana
5.Kate Moss
6.Angelina Jolie
7.Jessica Alba
8.Halle Berry (Not Halley Bery like you write it!!!)
9.Gwen Stefani
10.Nicole Richie
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1. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
2. FERNANDA LIMA (GOOGLE HER!)
3. LIV TYLER
4. ELIZABETH HURLEY
5. ISABELLI FONTANA
6. JESSICA ALBA
7. ANGELINA JOLIE
8. DENISE RICHARDS
9. KATE BECKINSALE
10. KATE HUNDSON
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1. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
2. CARLA BRUNI
3. LIZ HURLEY
4. LIV TYLER
5. CINDY CRAWFORD
6. KATE MOSS
7. LIV TYLER
8. GWEN STEFANI
9. ISABELI FONTANA
10. CLAUDIA SCHIFFER
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correcting previous post
1. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
2. CARLA BRUNI
3. LIZ HURLEY
4. LIV TYLER
5. CINDY CRAWFORD
6. KATE MOSS
7. CLAUDIA SCHIFFER
8. GWEN STEFANI
9. ISABELI FONTANA
10. JESSICA ALBA
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1. Halle berry
2. Jessica alba
3. Kate beckinsale
4. Alessandra ambrosio
5. Isla fisher
6. Jennifer garner
7. Kate hudson
8. Salma hayek
9. Gwen stefani
10. Brooke burke
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alessandra a
jessica a
salma h
victoria b
halle b
christina a
denis r
alessandra a
jessica a
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Keisha Castle Hughes (Google her)
Jaime Lynn Spears (Britney's sister)
x8 girls at my high school.
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1. Halle Berry
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Liv Tyler
5. Heidi Klum
6. Pamela Anderson
7. Denise Richards
8. Salma Hayek
9. Jenny McCarthy
10. Isla fisher
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Kate Beckingsale
4. Salma Hayek
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennny McCarthy
7. Heidi Klum
8. Teri Hatcher
9. Elizabeth Hurley
10. Katie Holmes
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1.Alessandra Ambrosio
2.Salma Hayek
3.Angelina Jolie
4.Kate Bekinsale
5.Michelle Pfeiffer
6.Jesse Jane
7.Helen Hunt
8.Liz Hurley
9.Heidi Klum
10.Liv Tyler
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Halle Berry
4. Kate Hudson
5. Catherine Zeta-Jones
6. Liv Tyler
7. Liz Hurley
8. Salma Hayek
9. Isla Fisher
10. Jessica alba
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1. Kate Beckingsdale
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Jessica Alba
4. Liz Hurley
5. Victoria Beckham
6. Jessica Alba
7. Halle Berry
8. Alessandra Ambrosio
9. Angelina Jolie
10. Denise Richards
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Jessica Alba
4. Halle Berry
5. Kate Bekinsale
6. Heidi Klum
7. Christina Aguilera
8. Liz Hurley
9. Victoria Beckham
10. Kate Hudson
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Jessica Alba
3. KAte Beckinsale
4. Denise Richards
5. Liv Tyler
6. Catherine Zeta-Jones
7. Monica Bellucci
8. Cindy Crawford
9. Natalia Vodianova
10. My Mom
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1. Jessica Alba- even better than before
2. Halle Berry- ageless beauty
3. Shania- ageless beauty
4. Alessandra Ambrosio- she's a supermodel for a reason
5. Monica Belluci- gorgeous. Didn't even know she had kids.
6. Brooke Burke- killer abs after 4(?) kids
7. Angelina Jolie- with a little weight, she could be gorgeous again
8. Liz Hurley- looks the same as before, and that's a good thing
9. Jennifer Garner- still pretty and seems like a great mom
10. Salma Hayek- I want her body
Now for (MILFGA) Mothers I'd Like to Fucking Go Away:
1. Sarah Palin- don't get me started
2. Katie Holmes- ugly, manly robot
3. Shauna Sand- nasty, nasty skank
4. JLO- vapid, selfish bitch
5. Denise Richards- crazy
6. Teri Hatcher- annoying
7. Victoria Beckham- vapid, selfish bitch and is not pretty
8. Kate Beckinsale- arrogant and not very pretty
9. Pam Anderson- washed up skank
10. Kate Hudson- annoying
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You have by far the most original list(s).
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Is that a nice way of saying I have bad taste?? :)
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No. You think outside the box, especially with your MILFGA list. Too funny!
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Oh thanks!
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Sarah Palin is a MILF even though I don't agree with some of her political views.
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How sexy was Tina Fey before u heard of Palin? Don't believe the hype. Plus, she has no ass.
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I never found Frey to be sexy, but she is an attractive woman. Palin is a MILF, because she is attractive, 44 years old, and a mother of five. I think she is sexy because she is intelligent, confident, holds a position of great power, and the whole "hot librarian" look is the sexiest look on a woman.
BTW, do you have any pics of her ass? I would be interested in seeing them. lol
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Just watch her side-view behind the podium at the debate. Noassatall.
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Yes, she doesn't have much of an ass, but that's ok with me. Not every woman can have an ass like Kim K or J Lo.
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And not every woman should. But, sorry, I can't get with that ironing board ass.
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I don't see it...I think she's weird looking. I don't think she's ugly but I don't think she's pretty.
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I understand people have different tastes, but I'm more interested in the fact the you don't think Kate Beckinsale is very pretty. I can see why you would say she is arrogant, but not very pretty? I think she is the perfect woman and I hope she never goes away. lol
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I'm not trying to put your girl down :) - I just don't understand the obsession that some people have with her. I think her face is really average. She doesn't really have any outstanding features and I feel like she's kinda horsey-faced (long face). She's not on the horsey level of SJP but I find her odd looking.
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That's cool. I think it's more so the sum of all parts with Kate rather than one outstanding feature, but I think her best feature is her smile. I do think she is a high maintenance woman, though.
I like your MILFGA list.
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That's cool. I think it's more so the sum of all parts with Kate rather than one outstanding feature, but I think her best feature is her smile. I do think she is a high maintenance woman, though.
I like your MILFGA list.
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Haha. I just had a really hard time looking through the list of MILFs because there are so many (obviously) that I can't stand.
High Maintenance girls annoy the hell outta me so maybe that's my real beef with her and I might think she was prettier if she didn't have such a sucky personality. I just think that she thinks she is sooo beautiful and I think she's just alright.
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1.Gillian Anderson
2.Halle Berry
3.Salma Hayek
4.Kate Winslett
5.Isabella Ferrari
6.Angelina jolie
7.Monica Bellucci
8.Heidi Klum
9.Jennifer Garner
10.Len Olin
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1. BY FAR: Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Heidi Klum
4. Liz Hurley
5. Brooke Burke
6. Jenny McCarthy
7. Halle Berry
8. Jennifer Garner
9. Victoria Beckham
10. Lori Laughlin
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Salma Hayek
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Halle Berry
5. Gabrielle Reece
6. Michelle Pfeiffer
7. Brooke Burke
8. Elizabeth Hurley
9. Heidi Klum
10. Cindy Margolis
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1. Thandie Newton
2. Angelina Jolie (is she not eligible, i don't think i saw her)
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Kelly Ripa
5. Michelle Pfeiffer
6. Paz Vega
7. Gwen Stefani
8. Gwen Paltrow
9. Gabby Reece
10. Halle Berry
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OMG i forgot POSH!!! i hereby declare my list null and void. Posh belongs in #4 and everyone from kelly ripa down get pushed down a spot. take gabby reece out and halle berry stays @ 10.
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1. Halle Berry
2. Toni Braxton
3. Jessica Alba
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WHY IS ANGELINA HERE! SO IS NUMBER 1 FUCK THE REST RAPE THEM BITCHES
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1.kate hudson
2.denise richards
3.jessica alba
4.kate moss
5.jennifer lopez
6.demi moore
7.halle berry
8.jennifer garner
9.salma hayek
10.gwen stefani
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1. Monica Bellucci
2. Kate Hudson
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Halle Berry
5. Jessica Alba
6. Kathleen Robertson
7. Alessandra Ambrosio
8. Paz Vega
9. Jenny McCartney
10. Victoria Beckham
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Angelina, Alessandra, Halle Berry and maybe Victoria Beckham after those 3. The rest I don't care about, especially KATE BECKINSALE. WHAT THE HELL YOU YOU SEE IN HER? SHES AS PLAIN AS A WOMAN COULD GET. UGLY EVEN.
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i agree on the kate part, never have never will find her hot in any way sort or form.. i hate accents i want to shoot myself every time i hear one
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WTF where is MONICA BELLUCCI???
She is n°1 to me.
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1. Charisma Carpenter
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jessica Alba
4. Alessandra Ambrosio
5. Holly Marie Combs
6. Liz Hurley
7. Kate Beckinsale
8. Heidi Klum
9. Monica Belluci
10. Pam Anderson
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1.Halle Berry
2.Jessica Alba
3.Victoria Beckham
4.Jennifer Lopez
5.Angelina Jolie
6.Britney Spears
7.Jada Pinkett-Smith
8.Gwen Stefani
9.Ali Landry
10.Eva LaRue
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio (It is no competetion)
2. Heidi Klum
3. Isla Fisher
4. Jessica Alba
5. Milla Jovovich
6. Liv Tyler
7. Brook Burke
8. Gwenyth Paltrow
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Salma Hayek
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio (It is no competetion)
2. Heidi Klum
3. Isla Fisher
4. Jessica Alba
5. Salma Hayek
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Christina Aguilera
8. Gwenyth Paltrow
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Isla Fisher
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did you just post twice lol? not very sneaky you shoudlnt have had its no competetion with the same list right after each other ...
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Especially since he misspelled the word competition...twice.
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and so did i lol
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Didn't even catch yours.
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1.Alessandra
2.Heidi Klum
3.Jessica Alba
4.Kate Beckinsale
5.Liz Hurley
6.Brtiney Spears
7.Victoria Beckham
8.Christina Aguilera
9.Isla Fisher
10.Halle Berry
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Isla Fisher
4. Elizabeth Hurley
5. Salma Hayek
6. Heidi Klum
7. Paz Vega
8. Monica Belucci
9. Giada de Laurentiis
10. Nigella Lawson
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1 Ale Ambrosio
2 Posh
3 Alba
4 Monica Bellucci
5 Giada the italian chef
6 Kate Beckinsale
7 Angelina Jolie
8 Martha Stewart
9 Heidi Klum
10 Halle Berry
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Kate Beckinsale
6. Kate Moss
7. Halle Berry
8. MIlla Jovovich
9. Angelina Jolie
10. Gwen Stefani
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Heidi Klum
3. Jessica Alba
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Brooke Burke
6. Alessandra Ambrossio
7. Monica Bellucci
8. Cindy Crawford
9. Catherine Zeta Jones
10. Salma Hayek
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jesse Jane
4. Halle Berry
5. Gabrielle Reece
6. Heidi Klum
7. Brooke Burke
8. Elizabeth Hurley
9. Kate Beckinsale
10. Cindy Margolis
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1 Kate Bekinsale
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1. Salma Hayek
2. Monica Belluci
3. Sherilyn Fenn
4. Elizabeth Hurley
5. Jessica Alba
6. Josie Maran
7. Alesandra Ambrosio
8. Jennifer Connelly
9. Brooke Burke
10. Halle Berry
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Courtney Thorne-Smith
Kate Beckinale
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Sandra Bullock
Kate Hudson
Shania Twain
Marisol Nichols
Holly Marie Combs
Isla Fischer
Rachel Weisz
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Jessica Alba
Sofia Vergara
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Vanessa Marcil
Salma Hayek
Laetitia Casta
Charisma Carpenter
Giada De Lauentiis
Ali Landry
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Heidi Klum
4. Jessica Alba
5. Gwenyth Paltrow
6. Alessandra Ambrossio
7. Halle Berry
8. Salma Hayek
9. Catherine Zeta Jones
10. Jennifer Garner
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1.Kate Beckinsale
2.Jennie Garth
3.Brooke Burke
4.Lori Loughlin
5. Jenny McCarthy
6.Jessica Alba
7.Rachel Hunter
8.Angie Harmon
9.Shania Twain
10.Jennifer Connelly
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MILF=over 30 or at least 2 kids
1.Ninel Conde-Google her-smoking
2.Barbara Mori
3.Kate Beckinsdale
4.Britney Spears
5.Jennifer Connolly
6.Heidi Klum
7.Denise Richards
8.Brooke Burke
9.Pam Anderson
10.Elle mcpherson
7.
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Selma Hayek
3. Jenny McCarthy
4. Liz Hurley
5. Michelle Pfeiffer
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Halle Berry
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Brooke Burke
5. Kate Hudson
6. Teri Hatcher
7. Michelle Pfeiffer
8. Kimberly Williams-Paisley
9. Angie Harmon
10. Jennie Garth
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1.Alessandra Ambrosio..
2-10 who cares...
If you don't think she is #1 one then you are taking massive amounts of drugs..or steroids..or...or you're just a complete fool...
That is all.
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i hate when people do that. just if you dont like the girl they do they say "your stupid your gay your on drugs your fucked up"
NO people just have diffrent tastes
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That's almost as bad as those religious emails that warn you'll go to hell if you don't send this to 15 people within 7 minutes.
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Kelly Preston
Catherine Bell
Lori Loughlin
Halle Berry
Salma Hayek
Diane Lane
Cindy Margolis
Gail O'grady
Liz Hurley
Heather Locklear
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1. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
2. ISABELI FONTANA
3. KATE HUDSON
4. ELIZABETH HURLEY
5. CINDY CRAWFORD
6. LIV TYLER
7. VICTORIA BECKHAM
8. CLAUDIA SCHIFFER
9.Michelle Pfeiffer
10. ANGELINA JOLIE
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Jessica Alba
5. Halle Berry
6. Monica Bellucci
7. Gwen Stefani
8. Heidi Klum
9. Salma Hayek
10. Elizabeth Hurley
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1. Monica Bellucci
2. Laetitia Casta
3. Fernanda Tavares
4. Alessandra Ambrosio
5. Christy Turlington
6. Carolyn Murphy
7. Liya Kebede
8. Claudia Schiffer
9. Cindy Crawford
10. Paulina Porizkova
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Kate Beckinsale, Isla Fisher, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, Ale Ambrosio, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci
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Forget that Election, this is the most important vote you will do all year.
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1.SHAUNA SAND
(After her you can list them anyway you want)
2.Kate Beckinsale
3.Victoria Beckham
4.Brooke Burke
5.Kelly Preston
6.Cindy Crawford
7.Halle Berry
8.Lori Loughlin
9.Jessica Alba
10.Salma Hayek
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CORRECTION:
1. Cindy Crawford
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Alessandria Ambrosio
5. Jessica Alba
6. Victoria Beckham
7. Isla Fisher
8. Halle Berry
9. Courtney Cox
10. Liz Hurley
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jesse Jane
4. Halle Berry
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Heidi Klum
7. Brooke Burke
8. Elizabeth Hurley
9. Kate Beckinsale
10. Michelle Pfeiffer
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I do not understand for the life of my why the hell Victoria Beckham is on any "hot" list. She's orange, looks like an alien in a sweet wrapper, has possibly one of the worst boob jobs ever, and a very plain face. Oh yeah, AND has no body whatsoever.
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Salma Hayek
4. Jessica Alba
5. Alessandra Ambrosio
6. Heidi Klum
7. Halle Berry
8. Jennifer Lopez
9. Sofia Vergara
10. Paz Vega
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1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Halle Berry
3. Isabeli Fontana
4. Heidi Klum
5. Monica Bellucci
6. Jessica Alba
7. Kate Hudson
8. Camilla Alves
9. Alessandra Ambrosio
10. Gwen Stefani
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1. alessandra ambrosio
2. carla bruni
3. liv tyler
4. kate moss
5. heidi klum
6. isabeli fontana
7. elizabeth hurley
8. jessica alba
9. fernanda lima
10. cindy crawford
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1.Alessandra
2.Liv Tyler
3.Alessanda
4.Alessanda
5.Heidi Klum
6.Alessandra
7.Alessandra
8.Alessandra
9.Alessandra
10.Alessandra
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Chritina Aguilera
3. Kate Bekinsale
4. Jessica Alba
5. Halle Berry
6. Pamela Anderson
7. Terri Hatcher
8. J-Lo
9. Selma Hayek
10. Demi Moore
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1. Natalia Vodianova
2. Carla Bruni
3. Victoria Beckham
4. Kate Moss
5. Michelle Pfeiffer
6. Monica Bellucci
7. Jennifer Garner
8. Christy Turlington
9. Claudia Schiffer
10. Salma Hayek
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1.Jessica Alba 2.Charisma Carpenter(so underrated, it's insane) 3.Halle Berry 4.Shania Twain 5.Tina Fey (NOT Sarah Palin damn it!) 6.Salma Hayek 7.Monica Bellucci 8.Jennifer Garner 9.Sophia Vergara 10. Christina Auguilera
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Salam Hayek
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Halle Berry
5. Sophia Vergara
6. Jessica Alba
7. Heidi Klum
8. Kate Beckinsdale
9. Brooke Burke
10. Charisma Carpenter
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1. Diane Lane
2. Michelle Pfeiffer
3. Cindy Crawford
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Julianne Moore
6. Lori Loughlin
7. Kate Hudson
8. Liv Tyler
9. Sarah Palin
10. Heidi Klum
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1.Halle Berry
1.Monica Bellucci
2.Salma Hayek
2.Sofia Vergara
5.Brooke Burke
6.Liz Hurley
7.Kate Beckinsale
8.Christina Aguilera
9.Kate Hudson
10.Gwyneth Paltrow
Honorable Mention: Jennifer Lopez
So many hard choices.
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1.Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Michelle Pfeiffer
3.Angelina Jolie
4.Ryoko Mitake
5. Monica Bellucci
6. Jessica Alba
7. Kate Hudson
8. Camilla Alves
9.Jesse Jane
10.Salma Hayek
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1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Jessica Alba
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Heidi Klum
7. Isla Fisher
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Salma Hayek
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1.Shauna Sand
2.Christina Aguilera
3.Isla Fisher
4.Heidi Klum
5.Jessica Alba
6.Nicole Richie
7.Kate Moss
8.Katie Holmes
9.Jennifer Garner
10.Halley Berry
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1)Jennifer Connelly
2)Kate Beckinsale
3)Alessandra Ambrosio
4)Angelina Jolie
5)Milla Jovovich
6)Jennifer Garner
7)Isla Fisher
8)Gwen Stefani
9)Halle Berry
10)Kate Hudson
Not fair listing MILF's under 25 as they have an advantage due to youth. BTW, anyone listing Britney Spears should have their whole list thrown out.
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lesbian sex videos
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Salma Hayak should be at 1
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kim basinger. denise richards. cunts
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