The Wedding No One Gives A Shit About

These were snapped a couple weeks before the elections went down...

The cover story of Us Weekly released today reads, "Heidi & Spencer Elope!"

We would write more, but we know you already don't give a shit. If you want more juice, hit up this article.

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Just put these two on mute - although keep the pics of Heidi coming since she does have a great bod and loves showing it off.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 12:48pm
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Any chance of Spencer sticking that shotgun in his mouth and pulling the trigger? That would be a great present to the rest of the world.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 12:56pm
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Now that would be something indeed

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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Let's just hope they don't breed.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 1:15pm
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Ive read the wedding is as fake as the hills. They got married on a whim and eloped in Mexico, but its not very easy to just elope in Mexico for it to be recognized internationally (lots & lots of paper work, and blood tests)

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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If both were somehow attractive, then their blatant fame-whoring probably wouldn't be so bad.

But Spencer looks like he hasn't quite evolved into a homo sapien, and Heidi's face makes her look like McDonald's Mac Tonight character.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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... then stop posting about these two brain-dead annoying creeps. You guys are becoming more and more moronic.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 3:38pm
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Nice t-shirt, douchebag. Figures a fuckbucket like this moron is a Palin fan. Stupidity attracts stupidity. These two need to get hit by a train.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 3:40pm
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lol she actually married him?
what a dumb bitch

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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lol she actually married him?
what a dumb bitch

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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It's not about the reporting that scares me on these two. Rather it is the repugnant fact they are doing it an will soon spawn.

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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Too bad they didn't honeymoon in Mumbai, India!

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 7:54pm
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THE BITCH IS UGLY. FUGLY CUNT.

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 @ 2:24am
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THEY ARE NO WAY "CELEBRITIES" but better than how PARIS HILTON attained celebrity status

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 @ 7:41am
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