Tila Tequila @ "Shaun White Snowboarding" Video Game Launch
Thursday, November 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Tila Tequila probably slept with Shaun White to get her invite to the launch party for his video game, "Shaun White Snowboarding". While there, she decided to play relationship expert and give us some advice from her book, Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.“Here’s the best secret weapon I can give you: Hold off on having sex. Give him a little taste, but not too much...Keep him drooling.” But when the time is finally right, “Get crazy! **** like a porno star!” Source
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Is it me or she looking more and more like an evil gremlin on a daily basis? I wonder is someone's feeding little miss thang after midnight.
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Yes she's annoying as hell but I do have a feeling that she can truly FUCK. I bet she's a freak in bed. Put out a sextape so we can see her bedroom skills
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Why must she always be covered in sparkly stripper dust?!
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That's sound advice coming from a whore.
MTV really needs to go back to just playing music videos and stop creating irrelevant celebrities.
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I'm with you on that one brother.
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she is getting more gremliny by the week, but most guys would still do her
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If she released a sex tape, that probably wouldn't hurt her "career" -- what little of it there is.
But, yeah, she's totally a gremlin.
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tsss....
I wish I hadn't ordered this game now....
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More classic tips from the ever classy Tila Tequila, why is she not dead yet i ask
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