Topless Lily Allen Forgot To Bring Her Bikini Top To Jamaica!
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs some of you might remember, the last time Lily Allen let her boob hang out freely was back in early August when she running around London with a really loose top. This time around, the 23-year old Brit musician & TV presenter was spotted sunbathing topless with her mom a few feet away from her in beautiful Jamaica. Thankfully, Lily's mom, film producer Alison Owen, had her bikini top on, so it wasn't all that bad.
Anyway, once you've finished slurping Lily's boobies with your eyes, what the Bastardly Consensus? Does she need to upgrade her rack or what?
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LILY IS A FUCKING WHORE. LILY IS A FUCKING CUNT. LILY IS A FUCKING BITCH.
LILY IS A FUCKING SLUT. I FUCKING HATE HER. I HOPE LILY GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.
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You know, this Cathy R person has somehow moved from a minor annoyance to a source of fascination for me. Her (?) posts obviously have nothing to do with the celebutard on display, since she posts the same thing every time. I can't imagine that she amuses *herself* with her posts, since it's never imaginative or clever, or in any way deviates from the same repeated formula. Is it just basic trolling? Is her purpose solely centered around the responses elicited by her posts? It seems like that would get boring pretty quickly even for the most socially retarded person. What's her motivation? What drives her to expend the effort? It's an enigma...
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lol yes wtf is her motivation
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Cathy are is less and enigma and more a residual haunting. Probably that same idiot troll that attacks people without the guts to register.
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Excerpted from "HOW TO BE A TROLL."
*snip*
*snip*
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Bargain-basement trolling....LOL!
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Cathy R - There's far too much hate in you.
I don't particularly like Lily Allen, but no one deserves to die from AIDS, no matter who they are. You should look into the terrible suffering caused by AIDS, and not make such stupid comments. I guess you posted that for the shock value. That's big of you, well done.
You are a sick person who needs help.
Oh, and there's no need to SHOUT!
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Honey your just jelous you can't pull a fuk or look as good as her. get a fukin life! at least she has made something of herself! what the fuk are you famous for other than blogging?
you fukin loser
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Jesus what the fuck did she do to you? Strange people on the Internet
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You are so fucking stupid and you use to post here a long time ago as a girl named Ashley. And lily Allen looks better than Jennifer Aniston.^^^^^^^
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"And lily Allen looks better than Jennifer Aniston"
lol, wut?
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agreed lily allen is way better looking than jennifer aniston. lily has got a real woman's body and not that of a starved person. i love every part of lily from her feet up her sweet legs to those perky breasts.
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also get the damn clock on this website fixed! its an hour fast.
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Hmm, I kind of agree. The curves look really sexy, womanly. Not fat, not a twig, just curvy.
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LOL @ #7
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i love Europeans, clothing is always optional
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She's built somewhat like a dwarf. How tall is she?
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I think she's stands at 5'2" or 5'3", which something between 1,57 and 1,59 metres
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Thanks! She's actually taller than I thought. She looks shorter.
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* she (not "she's")
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That correction was in reply to myself, not to you Rhonda, sorry
ANyway, I like her, think she's kinda cute, no need of implants or whatever, maybe she could do some workouts, but nothing aside this
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Titties are nice, but generally not a fan of this body type. Pilates might work wonders here.
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pilates or sawing her body in two and giving her a new lower half!
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Her rack does not need an upgrade, I hate implants.
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Implants are so American. You guys are insane the way you have plastic surgery all the time (although that assumption is purely based on the media depiction of Americans. I've never been). But everytime I'm on here so many people are like, "she needs a boob job/nose job/lipo" etc etc. Ireland must be behind the times. You lot talk about surgery as though it's the same as going out as getting a bloody haircut! Which seems kind of sad to be honest. I'm no fan of fat ugly slobs etc but why does everyone need to look the same?
Anyway, in regards to Lily... These pictures were not as bad as I thought they'd be.
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Unless you live in NY or LA the need for plastic surgery in unnoticable....Even in NY it isn't a prevelant as you would think.
I think it is a matter that when looking at celebrities people are looking
for perfection. If you notice when celebrities actually get the work done
they are attacked just as badly.....People just like to nit pick....And if
you aren't saying, "I'd do her" you are saying, "get a boob job."
It's a cookie cutter comment.
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PS - I visited Ireland a few years back, and even though there's only a limited amount of a country's true character one can really get to know via the "tourist exerience", I loved everything about the place.
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I live in California, hundreds of miles away from LA and Hollywood thank god, and I don't personally know a single person who has had breast implants or any facial plastic surgery of any kind (ie - nose jobs, etc). It really is a bummer how the world's view of the average US citizen is constantly skewed by the weird extremes in appearances and behavior that are seen every day via American TV nonsense.
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Well, she looks better topless than Amy Winehouse. But theres nothing worse than a fat chick with small tits. The funny thing is if you just saw Lilys top half, she doesnt look so bad. She just looks like a normal slim girl with small perky boobs. But then scroll down and there are the huge chunky stumpy legs and large hips and thighs. She's the epitome of a good old fashioned english pear.Horribly disproportionate. I quite like Lily though. She doesnt give a fuck and hasnt succumbed to the allure of silicone.
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Her bottom half is fat? Unless you live in Los Angeles, her bottom half is normal, with a slim upper half.
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Her bottom half is not fat to members of the Bastardly Fat Club, of which you are a card carrying member, pervert.
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Go get a certified name you horse vagina! Yeah, that's right. I called you a mustache.
PS...Lily Allen is perfect. Look at those fucking hips! Pun intended.
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if the shit king gets any lamer i'm gonna strangle myself with my mouse cord. horse vagina...mustache???? maybe i'm too young, i don't get it.
ps...Lily Allen is a stumpy fat bitch. yes look at those wide-load fucking hip!
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L O L ! ! !
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horse vagina...mustache??
It's called a Family Guy quote you dipshit. Your come backs are lamer than the troll shit you usually push out.
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again.. L O L ! ! !
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sorry for not being up on stupid ass Family Guy. How fucking dumb of me for not wasting my life 30minutes at a time watching a played out stupid cartoon. When you're old, fat, and bald, well sort of like Richturd, you're going to wish you had live your life going out and meeting people not quoting Family Guy. Oh are you the pooh! You can quote Family Guy and attempt to belittle me. Being able to quote Family Guy is not an accomplishment, ITS PATHETIC! What were you saying DIPSHIT?
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You always say the most random shit, dawg.
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It's a gift, Chief.
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awww how cute, his mommy told him he was "gifted" aka RETARDED!
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That's all ya got??
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I am in Family Guy teabag tits!
No instead of waisting 30 minutes of your life on genuine comedy you instead are on here for hours thinking up over infuriated comebacks to cartoon charachter comments.
As for Richturd I hope takes this under-lactating monstrousity out of my sight, because although I'd like to stay an chat, she's a total bitch.
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holy fucking shit! i'm gonna have a fucking heart attack by the shocker that stewie griffin is in that shitty ass show Family Guy. i've been with Bin Laden the whole fucking time and had no fucking clue. get the fuck outta here! genuine comedy??? my fucking diaherra is funnier than Family Guy, talk about shit! ummm stewie griffin is fake i can't comment to a fake person. i'm not commenting to stewie, i'm commenting to the fuck face posting as stewie. FAMILY GUY licks my dead dog's balls!
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Actually. Brian just talked to your dog. Family Guy doesn't lick your dogs balls, because we were turned away. Far be it from us to turn away a good dog ball licking, but your dog said he like the way you did it better.
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"your dog said he likes the way you did it better." wow you really just took this to the fucking 3rd grade...Stewie has cooties, Stewise has cooties.
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My comebacks are at least at a 4th grade level.
I'm a friggin' baby!
Cooties is 1st grade. I'll one up you.
I'm rubber and you're glue. What ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Glad you got a handle on using those quotation marks though...GOOD FOR YOU!
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I've seen a lot of real-life naked women, most of you can put it together pretty well with flattering clothes, but naked, Lily Allen is better than average. And her tits are top tier. Few women have a true hourglass figure, her body shape is the next best thing.
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McPedo, who are you kidding? us or yourself? first off, why even say real-life naked woman? haha. you saying that makes me think otherwise. like a racist saying, "i'm not racist but, (insert racist remark). okay, so you've seen lots of "real-life" naked woman, right? and lily allen's tits are top tier? again making me think you have never seen tits at all, if so very rarely for you to think that those are nice tits. i'm gonna go watch a movie now. i thin i'm in the mood for some "40 Year Old Virin."
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McPerv is a homo, his marriage is a cover up, he's never seen tits in his entire life. Except when he sneaks to see the ladies in the shower at the local swimming pool.
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Hey Pamela. How about not getting personal. Especially when you're backing up the word of a nameless troll and know nothing....At all...About the person.
You don't like it when people do it to you...Do you?
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Real life as in, not in a magazine or on the Internet, with plastic surgery, photoshopping, etc.
The way some people comment I think the only bodies they see are Laura Croft and body-obsessed celebrities (many of whom are thin but not sexy).
Lily's breasts are shapely and not the least bit saggy, so yeah, top tier.
And Pamela, wow, are you stalking me, because you are eerily correct in every smear you make.
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Someone say Lara Croft...Where? Is she hiding behind Lily's tush?
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WHAHHH WHAHHH WHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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You want more? Check your guest book, it's clear you like this sort of attention.
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*I'm referring to McPerv of course*
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All of a suddenly you came back, and now you're attacking people! But if d55 came back you would be crying; you really hurt me, everyone is attacking me etc, guess you feel big and bad since d55 left!
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Oh God don't say that. We should all pray that d55 never returns. In the mean time, let's celebrate!!!!!!!!!!
Ding-dong the bitch is gone!
Which ole bitch?
the d55 bitch!
Ding-dong the stupid bitch is gone!
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OH BEHAVE! Troll
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Yes, we should all be grateful she's gone and hopefully never returns. The Christmas Spirits have done well this time ;)
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Oh my god. You people are INSANE. Lily looks great. She's slim, pretty, happy. Who the fuck are you people to sit here and critisize her body? FFS. Get off your fat arse and go to the gym yourself if you're so concerned about body image.
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uuumm lily. i could suck and nibble on them nipples, and finger your tiny twat until you pop. i'll pop yours, if you pop mines. say ah.
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uhhhh she looks bad, not bad in the good way bad in the terrible way
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that body type with the little boobies and the flat wide ass is not good. It's a curse.
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I agree.
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I actually think she has quite a cute little body. Im not keen on her legs, but she cant do anything about her bone stucture. And her boobs are just fine. She's not a 'glamour model' who gets her boobs out for a living, so why does it matter how big they are?
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Fat legs and thighs, it might be ok in the dark but not nice to look at. I would prefer Maniston.
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she is not fat but has a very wide waist with a narrow chest(not talking boobs here)makes her look odd. measurements must be 32-24-44
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"AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES"
have you stupid whore ever saw how people look like in the endstadium of aids??cancer is like a bad joke gainst aids...i rathe rsee you raped and hanging from a tree and getting hit with baseball bats...
well lily looks better than she did a year ago...she looks liek her waist gets all the material instead of the boobs lol
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Thunder thighs.
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Yeah, they're great, huh!?
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yeah if you have a death wish. those thighs should be deem a public safety hazard. ewww they are so digusting!
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"thighs should be deem a public safety hazard"
So should your mind.
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HAHA. i think my 7 yr old nephew just learned that comeback yesterday! good one guy! who the fuck is this guy?
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Now if you could just find the caps lock on your keyboard you'd be able to join your nephew in 1st grade. For the 8th time.
Hint: The alphabet starts with A
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Know what I like about Lily ......... Her TITTIES
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Look at her, being all ladylike and demure, on pic 3. She's making a brother work for a peek at her ladybits.
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Honestly, she's not much to look at.
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Not bad... maybe she needs some exercise to tone, but overall she looks good, well at least is not Amy Winehouse again.
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Stop it and let's be HONEST here. There's nothing sexy about Lily Allen. The only reason people are leaving nice comments is because she's not a sexsymbol. She's not in the public eye because of her looks. She's below average looking and that is definitely not a sexy body.
But people will pick gorgeous women supermodels..etc apart on this site. If you're considered a sexsymbol and you're in the public eye because of your good looks then people do their best to find flaws and talk about how ugly that person is lol.
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I like her. I think she is attractive. I like her music. I like her body... she is what I would have as a girlfriend. She is not a wack job like everyone else on bastardly,unless working with them I would find it hard to treat the rest of the bastardly pariade as human beings lol.
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wut? huh? english motherfucker do you speak it? if you don't like the people of the bastardly might i suggest you go get your ass on a plane and hop back to Jamaica and then you won't be here with the whack jobs. hey, who knows maybe Lilywannascrewyou too.
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Lol you stupid inbreed. Defender of famous I love the people of bastardly but for my entertainment, its funny. they are entertainment and im talking about amy winehouse, naomi campbell, mariah, britney types.
Did you bring in the new year with tissues and an OK magazine? I think you did.
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"Did you bring in the new year with tissues and an OK magazine?"
LMAO!
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! WTF did you say?! funny thing is yes i did! you see i brought in the new year screwingyomomma. afterwards she wiped me down with tissue and then she read OK magazine while i watched tele.
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Inbreed you wrote back! You make no sense, Im not actally saying anything to, you im writing. That was poor lol you had to talk about my 'momma' which in 'ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER' is mother. I really touched a nerve on the OK magazine didn't I. I think its true. Your such a loser, so pathetic, I pity you.
Your just have to keep living out those fantasies with your daddy and sister.
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Lol you stupid inbreed. Defender of famous I love the people of bastardly but for my entertainment, its funny. they are entertainment and im talking about amy winehouse, naomi campbell, mariah, britney types.
Did you bring in the new year with tissues, lube and an OK magazine? I think you did.
So clever on the name by the way, I see what you did there.
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I was referring to that idiot CathyR
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Not bad.
/kinda small though
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Lily who?
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Looks like she belongs in the "itty-bitty-titty-committee". Hehe....
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i like them just the way they are. i do find it strange that her upper frame is smaller than her lower frame. usually the case she would be classified as the pear shape however she does not carry that much extra weight in the lower area..
it would almost look as though someone cut her in half and put her upper body on a bigger lower body.
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No one does ugly better than british women.
Lily Allen looks like a crossbreeding attempt between human and pigs gone wrong.
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Nobody does ugly better than your mom...Nah, i kid i kid. Send the old slut my way,with a brown bag of course.
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"Gone wrong" would be
Sophie Monk, and
Kelly Osborne.
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LMAO!!! good one Goliano. esp Sophie Monk
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LOL thats awesome!!
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also what is going on?! Lily Allen topless 78 comments?! Lily Allen?! i clicked a few and nothing that warrants 78 comments.
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she beats Keira Knightley in the pear-shaped catagory
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looks like a rugby player
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Lily looks fine, like a real woman. The problem with the Hollywood/Fashion version of the ideal woman is that a bunch of gay guys are deciding what an attractive woman should look like.The fact that she is unashamed just makes her more attractive.
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lilly allen is cute and sweet. would love to pound her sweet tight pussy from behind and suck on her shaved cunt lips and sweet tits.
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the only thing kelly osbourn would be good is a great blow job! slide my cock inbetween her fat lips and get her to shut the fuck up at the same time. Might even fuck her asshole and finger her cunt but only if she does not open up her mouth except to give a blow job
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The people on here r fuckin horrible! Hasn't anyone got anythin nice to say at all everyone seems to b talkin about her weight and height. Yeah she might only b about 5ft 3" but so fuckin wha it doesnt make her any less attractive and by lookin at this photo u can not call her fat!
The people on here r probably the reason for eatin disorders..And tha CATHY R needs to get a grip the fuckin loon, what she all about..?
Jealousy is a horrible thing. and alot of people on here seem to have it!!
x
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CATHY R- How can you say all those things about someone if you dont know them..?
x
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she is so lovely and cute, i would love to lick all around her body, so sexy,
love you my baby lily xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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i think she has a pretty nice body. what i like about Lily is that shes not SO hot or SO amazing, but IS at the same time?
like, shes one of those celebrites you COULD actually seeing yourself get a date with if she wasnt famous?
if she was just some random women in 7-11 or the foodstore buying groceriies?
but what do i know
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i would not think twice about bending her over she is hot
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