Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne Takes "The Best Damn" Tour to Chicago
Monday, March 24th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Lavigne's new image, show seem by the numbers
Avril Lavigne, the sneering pop-punk princess who burst onto the music scene six years ago with two monster singles ("Complicated" and "Sk8er Boi") and middle fingers blazing, was nowhere to be found on Friday.
The Lavigne who did appear at Allstate Arena was neither bratty nor contentious. With her blond locks and bubbly stage persona, the 23-year-old Canadian who wed Sum-41's Deryck Whibley in 2006 appeared to have been replaced by a spirited high school cheerleader. Her between-song banter, which sounded as if it were pieced together in a boardroom, proved as robotic and hollow as her newfound grin. "I want to dedicate this to anyone who's been a fan of mine since Day One," she offered at one point, punctuating her statement with the toothy faux smile of a beauty pageant contestant. [Chicago Tribune]
i think it's time to move on with the punk rebel phase. she's married now, isn't she? good thing her husband's a tool, because i don't think anyone else would put up with her shenanigans
Reply to this Comment
I'm pretty sure I have punk rock t-shirts older than her. Hell, one of my leather jackets is almost as old as her for sure.
Great... her music sucks and she makes me feel old. Bitch.
Reply to this Comment
i am not even gonna bother and type insults for this cunt
Reply to this Comment
oh yeah, that glittery, barbie microphone looks so hardcore and punk by the way...what a fucking joke is this bitch
Reply to this Comment
I want to use her shirt to line my bird's cage.
Reply to this Comment
Don't care if she fits the "punk" lifestyle anymore (if she ever really did). I just want bang her like a screen door in a hurricane (yes, that's my favorite saying).
Reply to this Comment
She is about as punk as George Michael is heterosexual.
Her career is just about over. The only thing that can revive it is if she starts doing porn.
Reply to this Comment
I can't stand her, I am embarrassed that she is a fellow Canadian!
Reply to this Comment
Avril: I want to be the Sid Vicious of my generation.
John Lydon: Good. Maybe you'll die, then.
Reply to this Comment
as a canadian myself, i ask does anybody from a another country want to swap for her? Carrie Underwood maybe? or how about one of the spice girls? anyone? please? we'll thrown in Celine Dion for free!!
Reply to this Comment
I will never forgive her for slaughtering Knockin' on heaven's door
Reply to this Comment
I'll never forgive Guns N' Roses for it either..... Oh and Avril, first picture looks like a actual depiction of what you are doing in the board room.
Reply to this Comment
^totally. i so hate her version. As for her punkness, she's sooo punk with her costumes and props she looks like she's part of a casual VS PINK fashion show. yeah, that's how ultra punk she is.
Reply to this Comment
Not to mention that the bitch SPITS on her fans! After that I have no use for the bitch, fans are what made her what she is today...ultimate skank!
Reply to this Comment
can't stand that punk crap but i want to bang her so bad!!
Reply to this Comment
Hey...I spit on my fans, too.
But that's because my spit is actually Moet & Chandon White Star.
Reply to this Comment
Spit in my mouth Caitie
Reply to this Comment
She must have a pink pussy cat.
Reply to this Comment
Faker Giirrrrlllll! She's no punker when she cashing all those concert and royalty checks!
Reply to this Comment
bitch sang Metallica's Fuel...i was speechless...I hated the song for a while and now am barely getting over it
Reply to this Comment
I always imagine she has freckles on her pale coochie. No idea why. Must have been exposed to too many blohan firecrotch pics or something. meh.
Reply to this Comment
I'm still waiting for the day she dies.
Reply to this Comment
when will the ground just open and swallow this lame bitch?
Reply to this Comment
#23 lol
this ultra-punk rock makes me overheating with my mind this fast!!! damn she some pink pussycat lover!
Reply to this Comment
Nevermind the rest, this chick is f*ckin cute.
Reply to this Comment
Is anyone still buying her, "I'm a punk. No, really, I am" line? Give me a break.
Reply to this Comment
Piece of fucking shit. Can you Americans please give her citizenship so she ditches her Canadian citizenship, please. So we don't have to hang our heads in shame like a bunch of schlubs.
Reply to this Comment
Only if you'll take Britney off of our hands.
Reply to this Comment
And Paris.
Reply to this Comment
you''ll see how much punk she is when you see her videos complicated and sk8er boi
Reply to this Comment
she's right about one thing she is the sid viscious of our generation
Sid Viscious couldn't sing, he couldn't play and was a product of good marketing..... so I would say she was spot on
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!