Vanessa Hudgens & Her Mini Muffin Top! OW!!!
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Oh Vanessa Hudgens, please tell us that you just happen to be squeezing yourself into a pair of jeans that unfortunately made its way into the dryer but you still force yourself to wear it. Maybe all those HSM 3 premieres has taken your focus away from the gym but that's still no reason to lose that barely legal bikini bod of yours. Remember, you're only on our radar because we've seen you naked so keep the body nice a tight to go with your barely legal status. We really enjoy looking at you wearing a bikini.Maybe you should be like Ashley Tisdale and hit the gym everyday. We've not seen any downgrade from her bikini bod though she continually does go to The Coffee Bean every damn day.
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VANESSA IS A FAT BITCH.
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I HOPE VANESSA GETS OBESE,PIMPLES AND GREASE ON HER FACE. FUCKING SKANK.
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THE TRUTH IS, SHE'S HOT AND I WOULD EAT HER PUSSY FOLLOWED BY CHOPPING HER WITH A MEAT CLEAVER AND HIDING HER REMAINS UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS. I AM A JEALOUS BITCH.
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mad LOLz
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CATHY R., 1
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Nice love handles.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOOKER ON ATLANTIC AVE IN ATLAMTIC CITY
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She is alright, but I find her to be quite over rated, she is no Kate Beckinsale.
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those pants look like you can pull them down and go to work...
hot!
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This girl is average at best, if she loses her body she'll be a nobody.
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Vanessa Hudgens, making the case for why pear > apple
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and Hourglass > Ruler > Cone > Pear = Apple
Pear and Apple are equally bad
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Banana (long and straight, think: Gisele Bundchen) falls into the apple category. Hourglass falls into the pear category.
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What are you talking about? I'm talking about aesthetics, and pear is at the bottom of the list.
Hourglass = Perfect and proportionate
Ruler = Proportionate and athletic (Think Miranda Kerr)
Cone = Not proportionate, but can look nice sometimes if the woman is in good shape (Think Selita Ebanks)
Pear = Not proportionate, never looks good. The ribcage is freakishly narrow, the breasts are tiny, the hips are huge, and the legs are usually short, fat, and shapeless (and please don't tell me that fat = shape)
But of course you'll disagree with me because you're an unfortunate "thick" pear shaped girl jealous of all skinny girls.
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/02/28/earlyshow/health/shapeup/main6...
I'm not arguing with you. You can choose to read the literature or not read it. But anything where the fat is visceral as opposed to subcutaneous (meaning, there is a lack of fat around the hips, butt and thighs) falls into the apple category, and that is a scientific fact.
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Of course you're one of those idiots who immediately assumes just because I don't idealize a certain body type (I.E. the kind that promotes muffin top) I'm jealous of it. In other words, you're an ignoramous. My definition of a perfect body is Megan Fox or Jessica Biel, and of course they are both quite thin, but they're body type is not the apple shape that we're used to seeing with celebrities and models, it's the healthier kind, and that's why I admire them.
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Ooh, Eva Mendes, I forgot her. I love her body too.
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More on how I'm right and you're an idiot who knows nothing: http://www.uniquelywoman.co.uk/women%27s_apple_pear_shape_body_images.ht...
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Well I'm a guy so I have no jealousy issues. As the information in ABC's links shows, pear-shaped women have higher levels of estrogen. Being a man with millions of years evolution behind me, it's natural that I am more attracted to the estrogen-caused pear shape than the testosterone-caused apple shape.
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D8, Mr. Uncertified Bastard, perhaps you should quit running your mouth for a while and go read a book so that next time you try to speak you don't look like such an idiot.
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She basically has NO ass, and I can just imagine how easy those pants would come down for a big time slammin' fest. I would pound that until the sun comes, or until I do.
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EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW she's FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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hahah my team friend isn't that bad, its alright than THIS ONE!!!
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What a poor, pathetic excuse for an ass.
/FAIL!
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oh no you like that..you like tall gangly girls..
i would like to suck on your cock
i'm very young so be careful, bad boy
when you fuck me i might brake in half
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On that we agree G.
Vano is alittle young to be gettin grab-handles and no behind.
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Eat shit and die, Pam.
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Mom Jeans look good on some people -- this bitch should try them.
(PS -- her expiration date hit about a month after every man in the world drained his balls to her slightly hairy crotch)
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Flatty, flatty, two by four.
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WRONG TYPE OF BELT. NOT A VERY GOOD JEAN MODEL. SEEN ALOT BETTER AT THE LOCAL MALL.
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Actually, I think it's kind of cute. It means that she's normal.
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Normal? Normal girls usually got an ass.
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horrible outfit, no as, and people she's not fat stop lying to yourselves
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I don't see anything wrong with it.
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I would eat that ass for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late night snack. Any of you who wouldn't are clearly GAYBOYS and would rather eat Zack Efrons ass.
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is that really her? how can she have let herself go already; shes not even 30 yet! (is she even 20 yet for that matter?) vanessa anne hudgens, i am ashamed
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shut up you stupid cunt..would you rather want her to just smoke and have cancer? ?
think, you stupid brat
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So it's called a "muffin top" when a girl's rolls stick out over her pants?
Hmm. I learned something new today. I'll have to remember that.
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She has no fucking ass whatsoever. LMAO!
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I'd still bone her without condoms.
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Like I said, she has no ass. For some reason, I don't find her attractive. Maybe it's the faggot looking guy she's with that does this to me.
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Her lard chunks provide for a firm hold.
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Yuck. She looks like a fat dude from behind
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I'd like to see some plumber cleavage with that.
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Very funny!
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I look at this body, and my heart yearns to see Jessica Biel.
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I agree with you.
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I don't care.....
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why the hell is she famous??? She looks like 99% of reasnobly not ugly teenagers I see everyday, anywhere in this world. I don't get it.
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Someone's a liiiittle jealous, my dear..
(about her being famous, that is...)
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How many new accounts is this girl allowed to make ffs? Pam, or DAWN, which is your real name, go back to the fucking insane asylum and take 'Magical Fairy Princess', 'Sassy Vietname', 'Sex Power To The Max', 'Jack Reaper' and all the other voices in your head with you, you fucking schizo! On a sidenote, you do look better with brown hair, i'll give you that.
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Vanessa's hardly overweight. Yeah she's got some fat on her, but I think she just needs a better fitting pair of jeans and a thicker belt; unless you're a very, very thin person, too-tight low-rise jeans and skinny belts rarely do favors for anybody.
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wtf...she is mad fat she needs to lose those
nasty ass flabby looking love handles we already
her saw butt nakid and yes she still had love handles
ewww...i want to see jessica biel or giselle bunchen
they have better bodies than this Ugly skank fat
bitchass no ass whore. she is so mean rude bitch i hate
her.
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hahahaha she is fat as hell.
she's a fat bitch. i curse her with mid-life
obesity ugly babies greasy ass hair and greasy
pimply pale face!!!!! DISCUSTING FAT WHORE I
HOPE U BECOME ANEREXIC AND BULIMIC LMAO!!!
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How do you have a muffin top with no ass. where are the bagels? lmao!
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What a sloppy lazy bitch. how can she let herself go this early in her lame career?
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lol she looks like a normal girl to me. Stop hating. none of you fat bitches even come CLOSE to looking like that. :oD
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I forgot that the special ed class of America was making a Bastardly appearance today. That is the only way to explain the 95-1 ratio of nonsensical comments on this post. Don't forget your helmets!
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