Vanessa Hudgens Returns To LA From NYC! CD Sales Suck.
Friday, July 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Gabo/Chris/Scott/bauergriffinonlAfter spending a few days in NYC doing shows & attending random events all in an attempt to create some buzz about her new album, Vanessa finally returned to L.A. yesterday. Latest bastardly reports from various outlets around the country are pointing to very disappointing sales, but we'll see what's up when actual figures are released.
To help sales, Vanessa should've accidently included nude pics of herself in the CD & I'm pretty sure "Identified" would've gone platinum within days. Next time.
Let's watch Sneakernight again!
cute little thing aint she?. i reckon she gets oreo'd* by them two dudes on page 3 on a regular...or at least has been once! the way they both are grinning ear-to-ear suggests so.
*even though she isn't necessarily the correct filling for an oreo.
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Being a cute teen TV star shouldn't automatically get you a record deal. She needs to stick with flashing her hairy twat and leave her Muzak style karaoke numbers on the Disney channel with her closeted male twink co-star where it belongs.
That said, I'd still nail that shit repeatedly and twice on Sunday.
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Her album was actually pretty good
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Damn, look at those sexy ass legs!
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how old is she?
really pretty face, but looks very very young!
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She's 19, turning 20 later this year.
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very very hot...hate this new kinda shoes...fucking ugly..very sparta!!..but she's amazingly fine!!!
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Holy shit !
She has fucking beautiful legs.
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Why is the Little Lotta checkin' out Vanessa's ass in the last pic?
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ha ha thats funny!!!!!!
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i like her voice...but i hate her shoes and the wide & huge feet that are wearing them
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TOO FLY PINAY!!! girl is bad. silky smooth skin.
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She's not even full Filipina. Plus her mom is ugly, so she must have gotten her looks from her Non-Filipino, bi-racial father.
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you know scientists have proven that 'good looks' are passed down by the father...in the case of the Drosophila simulans. this claim has yet to be substantiated in the animal kingdom. V could have got her looks from her mother's side too... maybe the whole good looks skip a generation theory applies here.
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I know this is gonna sound simple, but how do the scientists determine which flys have "good looks"?
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flies*
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excellent question Goliano...
pretty cool fact about Drosophila simulans is that the female must make herself available for the male to successfully mate. the male cannot force himself upon the female for she has all control. i know the ladies reading this are thinking 'why couldn't we have this?'
female and male Drosophila simulans were randomly paired with hopes that they would do the buisness. they recorded the time it took for the female to give it up. recorded times ranged from 2 minutes to 20 minutes. so one minute man is a good thing in this case. when female Drosophila simulans chose a partner it is assumed that factors such as amount in banking account, car, personality, sense of humor are not taken into consideration. so the speed at which mating occurs can be taken as an indication of the attractiveness of the male to his female partner.
the more attractive males got in and got out no problem. less attractive males had to put in a little extra effort before the female said 'fuck it, i can't do any better.' then the male offsping of the pairs were put through the same methods. sons of more attractive Drosophila simulans had the girlies throwing themselves at them and sons of less attractive Drosophila simulans struggled with ladies. BAM attractiveness in Drosophila simulans is hereditary
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VERYYYYYYYYYYYYY pretty.
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very pretty an cute, and also that poll question cracked me up! lmao!
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I agree with ookie she definately doesn't get her good looks from being filipino.
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Shave that Bush yet Baby?????????
Nice Legs and Feet - did you kill a Gladiator for those shoes?
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