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Vanessa Minnillo Poolside Bikini Pictures w/ Nick Lachey!

These were snapped in Salt Lake City, Utah

All I gotta say is that Nick Lachey is one lucky sonofabitchwhorebagpieceshitbastard! Damn him to hell.

Here's the latest in Vanessa's B-List career...
Minnillo was featured in Vegas magazine (2008) where she revealed her next path of career is acting. She later confirmed to People magazine she indeed got a role in the movie "Redefining Love" out (2009, she also started shooting her first spoof movie/comedy "goodie two shoes" out july 29,2008. [Wiki]

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you bastards are harsh

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 10:26pm
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c'mon Moe, look at the pictures !! Utter wack-ness. This slut is garbage. Total garbage. Nowhere near hot enough to justify the attitude. She needs to shut the fuck up and just do porn already. Preferably inter-racial gangbangs with the mandatory DP. Then maybe, just maybe, I may give a fuck about this moron.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 10:29pm
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Doc, I'd prolly even pass on her doing porno because the Meatwad next to her would prolly want to be in the vids as well to support his faux-career. And personally I really don't need to see some sub-human swing his foreskinned, insecto-penis around on HD tv.

OK, Enough negativity for the day. I need another bottle of chianti.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 10:35pm
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seriously. Jessie Burciaga blows this bitch outta the water.
myspace.com/jessieburciaga

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 10:38pm
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Jessie Burciaga?? Who? Is she sucking Nick's insect dick too??

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:09pm
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Seriously....are you that freak in the batman suit?

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 12:32pm
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You guys tagged the wrong Vanessa..

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:12pm
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Huh? Is Vanessa Huggins doing that douche as well?

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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The body is not spectacular from this angle, but still tight for a good rough ride.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:26pm
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Vanessa needs someone to bring her back to earth. apparently she walks around with a false sense of entitlement. still fine though.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:32pm
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Salt Lake City rocks for monza f3 cars!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 1:49am
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I'd stuff her back door with my chorizo sausage....if ya know what I'm saying.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 4:05am
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she is built like a 12 year old

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 7:02am
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so umm...what exactly do these two do for a living again?

Both are useless, annoying, boring wastes of fucking space.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:15am
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I don't know what these two really do for a living, but it sure beats working in an office all fucking day. I always see pics of these two hanging out at the pool with drinks in their hands and they probably have enough free time to have hot sex pretty much all day. I have to get back to work now.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:30am
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LMAO!!! damn ACE, you just knocked me right off my high horse. the reality of the situation warrants envy. damn it!!!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:33am
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LMAO!!! damn ACE, you just knocked me right off my high horse. the reality of the situation warrants envy. damn it!!!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:33am
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thanks for the reality check ACE.

this world is not fair DAMMIT!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:46am
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lol - I'd rather be them than some working class hero.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:54am
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@16 a 12 yr old? get some glasses

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 9:57am
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I'm with Honey, what the fuck do these two do for a living ?? Besides laying out by the pool and having sex outdoors in Mexico.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 10:01am
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Do these two fucks ever do anything else?

How are they banking like that? Nick hasn't had a hit in ages and was she ever that large?

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 10:19am
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UGH, I live in Salt Lake City and I swear if I run into these two I may have to throw a bloody tampon at them. I am sure they would enjoy it more than they would be disgusted, however, I would walk away a proud woman.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 12:00pm
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Yep, they seem lives as good as the people in the herpes commercials.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 12:19pm
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naturally beautiful women

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 1:15pm
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"she is built like a 12 year old" WTF are you smokin', please share

She really has never done anything for me, but she doesn't look like a 12 year old.... thank god

And thats the bottom line...............

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 1:21pm
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her breasts are fake,her body is pretty much square without any curves,she looks too toned as in ...no bits to grab at all....not sexy ...just very manly

Sunday, June 29th, 2008 @ 8:01am
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she looks like a stuck up cunt...a hot body can't make up for that fug face...nick lachey definitely downgraded from jessica

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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worthless lame bitch with a huge jaw.

Saturday, June 28th, 2008 @ 8:19pm
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Vanessa is a hog! Her face is bloated and she looks like a crack wh@re from all the weight she is losing. Her body is boyish and her implants are shrinking. Even a has-been like Nick LaGay can do better than her.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 9:01pm
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FUCKING UGLY. FUCKING FAT. FUCKING FUGLY.

Saturday, December 27th, 2008 @ 3:42am
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Vanessa is a stone cold FOX.

A SMOKING HOTTIE.

Would do her in a New York minute.

Glad to here she's available again.

Hope she poses for Playboy soon.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 1:22am
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shes some foxy smoking hot babe there. hahh, im heading around to state of utah in july 10th.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 1:46pm
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*Heading to state of utah in july 10th*

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 1:47pm
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