Vida Guerra @ Spike TV's 2008 Video Game Awards
Monday, December 15th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
I hadn't realized how many times the brown bag had been used on Vida Guerra until I went through some of the archives. Well, when it comes to it, all you really need to know about Ms. Guerra is <her big ol' booty!!! The last time we saw Vida, she was doing some self-whoring-promoting wearing her thong bikini to show off her assets. But with that voluptuous bod, is this chick serious butta? She's already posed nude for Playboy so we've seen (the photoshopped version) what's underneath the clothes. Does this booty still trump over Mayra Veronica's booty?




















Vida's face is okay. I mean, she's not a dog, but she's kind of close. If it weren't for that body she would be working the register at Target. But that body is pretty great. If you're looking for a straight up hardcore power fuck, then you could do a lot worse than Vida. Wouldn't want to buy her breakfast, though. I bet she's a freaking nightmare in the morning. Probably a good shower fuck, though. I cannot justify fucking Vida in any other position than from behind.
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she isn't ugly, she isn't gorgeous, but the body is, so overall she is a 7+
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I pretty much agree with Keith.
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"He really is breathtaking." - Dr. Ben Feffer
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"She really is breathtaking" - Dr. Ben Feffer
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I don't think she's bad either...and that's damm nice perky ass she's got
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Well half butta is betta den then the full on tub child!
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what face?...i can't stop looking that ASS...and those Tit's!!...So fucking HOT!!!
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She's not that ugly, but like skilligan said, she isn't gorgeous either. Her legs are nice.
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gross, Fergie's face is even prettier than this.
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another celebrity analogy brought to you by the people(well person really) that brought you the other celebrity analogy
Vida Guerra:Beauty::Vida Guerra:Talent
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What the heck are you guys talking about? This chick is pure hotness. And she's got a perfect ass.
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i like the face, just not the gummy smile (even though you don't see it here). and there is no denying that body
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Body is superhuman and face is pretty, holding up well for a woman in her mid 30s.
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She's certainly not an unattractive woman, and she does have a nice ass. However, I have never been able to think she has an "awesome" body when her tits are such horrendous fakes! It's hard for me to reconcile the notion that someone has a great body when they've purchased half of it at the plastic surgeon's office. Vida is definitely good looking, but in a cheap way where no matter what she tells you, you're still going to wonder where she's been...
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