Vin Diesel's Mexican Baby Momma Paloma Jimenez is Hot! Ow!
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comI was hoping for a full body shot b/c it appears Paloma has amazing legs, but sadly there were none to be found from our source. If we find other pics we'll make sure to update this post.
Anyway, the news that Vin Diesel became a dad kinda slipped through the Bastardly Wire, so it turns out that Paloma gave birth to his daughter Hania Riley earlier this year on April 2nd. I just figured he was gay b/c there was never really any news of Vin sleeping around or dating all the hotties Hollywood has to offer. I guess he likes to keep his shit private.
On to the pics at hand: Vin brought along his baby momma to the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Gala held yesterday at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in LA. In attendance were many other entertainment industry bigwigs like Sam Jackson, Andy Garcia, George Lucas, Sharon Stone, Justin Timberlake & others.
UPDATE! We got legs, baby!
Major props to Larry for hooking it up.
Wow, that's a piece of ass. Face is OK but the body is incredible. Work on those leg pictures.
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He is one funny looking guy. Girls will always follow the money and fame.
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Nah, this man is fine in his own way. All I got to say is his body...damn.
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THAT, it a set of wheels!
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hey, can't blame Vinny for playing his cards perfectly. What's teh point of being famous if you can't exploit it by landing a super hot chick?
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i still think the D-man is gay...
it's probably 'pitch black' and he drives pretty 'fast and furious' for her backdoor when they have sex...
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good very good the chick. the face is not great but she has charm
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She is a fine looking lady. Thin yet curvy, very nice.
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daaaaaaamn......that is one HOT MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!
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I bet he has her legs spread wide right now, as we sit here posting comments on a blog. I feel like a loser. That guy is licking that snatch, while I do this gay shit.
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She has sexy thin legs, gorgeous hair, and a nice smile....I would say that's enough to make a woman hot.
Do you think she started out as his house cleaner? I'm just kidding.
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Vin Diesel caught a sexy one there
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Damn. You go, Vin.
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Here's a skinny chick with the body of a woman, not a boy. Very nice.
Maybe it's the heels, but those legs are looking as long and sweet as Adriana's.
Respect to Vin Diesel, he pulled off a nice one.
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Nice legs but that face is a brown bag special...
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Vin looks like the cat that ate the canary...a canary with tits.
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she looks like Selena Gomez all grown up
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yeah, all grown up with vinnie's tongue hanging out of her ass...
i bet she gets her fill of the bio-diesel, if you catch my drift...
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lmao
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Meh, very average Latina with a goofy face.
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lol at the caption guys! She's gorgeous. And he is mingin. The end.
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Nice legs, meh face. I'll rate her a 418.
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N'Joi!
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So I just need to add 30 lbs of muscle and star in a few movies and I can have this, too?
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Women will swoone and beg to lick your toes (even tho they SWEAR it's all about personality and not looks) !
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I wonder which baldy she likes better the top one or the bottom one..?
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what does she want with mr. clean?
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I like her!
At the same time, I hate the bitch. Vin in the Men at 10 AM book made me hit puberty all over again.
...that and the French rugby pictorial..
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I love that he feels manly enough to be with a woman his own height (in heels)...THAT"S sexy in a man. Some guys only date midgets (and they're tall) to feel more powerful and make up for a really small penis.
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Not fond of the face, but the body's pretty good.
Still, I'm pretty sure Vin Diesel is gay. He probably has a boyfriend on the side and she's fine with that because it was in the terms of their relationship contract.
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Horse mouth, but nice body. His face here says I found her somewhere in a Mexican village and promised her money and fame just to be my arm candy, and people stop thinking I'm gay.
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that right boob is as big as her dam head!
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NICE........why can't ALL mexican CHICAS look this HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow nice boobies very cute
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shes super hot. but he looks so cocky like hes thinking 'yea so what, ive got this hot bitch on my arm!' i think hes so ugly to the point that i actually get irritated looking at him
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