What Are The Chances This Ashlee Simpson Fan is Gay?
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/BAUERGRIFFINONLINEAss is currently in London to help promote The Nokia Green Room. Why is she surrounded by creepy looking dudes?! Not that it really matters, but I always thought only teenage chicks listened to Ashlee Simpson. Guess not...
The white dude in the pic above is either flaming gay (nothing wrong w/ that, of course) or he's a total chump who probably thinks Ass will blow him after she's finished signing autographs.
For a thorough definition of Chump, please refer to Jackson's analysis he did a few years back.
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I love her hair
he doesn't look gay, simply has bad taste in music
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she needs to file that chin down a hair
damn thing could put an eye out or something
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Good one Neo...LOL!
Those glasses really accentuate how big her chin is...I've never noticed, but look at the last picture.
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i bet she overpaid a couple Gs for those glasses...
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I agree Moe. She could have saved the money and bought some Ray Ban Locs knock off's from the flea market. She needs to bring back the nose to balance that jaw line.
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She still SUCKS.......microphones!!!!!!
LIP-SYNC-BITCH!!!!!
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"She needs to bring back the nose to balance that jaw line."
ha. you sound like a plastic surgeon.
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He has bad taste for music and is totally GAY!!!
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I hope he's not gay. I think he looks neato. But I've got loopy taste.
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The Wicked Witch of the east had a smaller chin!
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I guess if you're trying to avoid water, hanging out with Pete Wentz is a wise move. Get it, because he doesn't shower. See what I did there?
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Yeah to much Nip Tuck in my T.V life. Oh and any dude that does air kisses looks gay - he probably says "Fierce" alot too.
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That first picture is of two people sucking the life out of the music industry.
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wow, chuck.
You can't drop such deep comments on the Bastardly.
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i wish she would stop copying fruity pie petes lame ass hair style.
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Its Ashlee Simpson taking a picture with a guy, of Course he's gay!
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After reading that "dwefinitiona of a chump" I must confess that I've played the "chump" last year with an elegant, pretty looking 19 yrs blonde who's employed at my friend's business, I gave her some fine stuff, including some Dior, treated her very well indeed, and after all that, no efforts were paid, not even a hot date
Anyway, later I discovered that she was secretly dating this friend of mine (I don't know if they're still doing) contrary to his father's desire (his father is rich, owns and runs this import export business) who doesn't wanted his son making out with an employee, long story short, I let loose on her, tols some truths, and then got out, never talked with her (aside from those "hello" "hi" "good morning" "good afternoon" and so)
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love her hair, stupid gay men
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pete's imaginary balls must get a beating from that chin
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i'm gonna go against the current and say, ashlee is cute.
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pathetic that she's tyring to be like lindsay with the haircolor!
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Whats with the witch chin in pic 5? I thought her sister was a witch, wait, that was bitch.
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With a chin like that she could get a part time job as a golf tee.That would do wonders for the rest of her face too.
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