What Did Mila Kunis Say To Kristen Bell? Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Monday, April 14th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Overripe, Undernourished
In outline, the story is a twist on the slacker-striver romances that have been so prevalent in recent years and that reached their culmination last summer, in Apatow’s “Knocked Up.” This time, the question is not whether the slacker hero can be worthy of the love of a hard-driving woman. The question is: Can he gather enough self-respect to get over his girlfriend and move on with his life? Peter has his ambitions as a composer, and, in Hawaii, he discovers his muse—Rachel (Mila Kunis), who works as a desk clerk at the hotel. In a state (as the movie tells it) that is heavily populated by screw-ups from the mainland, Rachel has put her blunders behind her, and the darkly beautiful Kunis, who was born in Ukraine, seems the only grown-up person around. Amid the nattering events of this shapeless workshop movie, Kunis’s presence comes as a relief. At least she knows who she is. Source
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I can't wait to get home so we can scissor, I'm wet just thinking about it.
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Please stop posting Kristen Bell...
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I am so in love with your legs.. I really want them wrapped around me tonight
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"This one time at Band Camp...." Oh sorry wrong girls/wrong movie!
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good GOD that guy is jacking off in public!
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"Tee-hee! Look at the size of Pink's cock!"
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This is what I call a very dreamy menage a trois.
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so Veronica Mars is shorter than Jackie? At what point are you officially a midget?
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"hehehe look kristen. all them guys looking at us are pitching serious tents."
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"Judd Apatow totally thought he was invited to our little trist tonight! What a loser!"
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I like Kristen but I don't like that dress on her, and she looks too bony here.
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Mila = hot
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mila: "what guy are you eying tonight kristen...?"
kristen: "him, silly...*bats a sexy wink in a wonky direction*..."
mila: "seriously point him out bitch...it looks like you're looking at 4 guys at once..."
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"god kristen, why is everyone acting like im uglier than the elephantman when im standing next to you, im pretty attractive right?"
"yeah Mila your not bad, but when your standing next to me, what would u expect people to look at?"
ok Kristen isnt quite that arrogant, but, im lazy today and to mezmerized at how totally adorale KBell always looks....
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Bell has a fucked up smile...she looks like a snarling dog when she smiles haha...Mila looks much much prettier on TV...i guess she isnt photogenic
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Phillip McCraken, are you insane? Mila is way hotter (if you even call Bell hot). She would never say that.
Oh and Bell is 5'1"...to be considered a "little person" you have to be 4'10" or less. Our favorite "midget," Hayden, is 5'0".
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Philip, I'm usually with you, but... WHAAAATTT???
Kristen Bell isn't fit to lick Mila Kunis' feet!!!!
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This isn't Bell's best look but finally a fantasy that would be an actual fantasy! That being said, Bell. Always Bell.
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It's sad that I've only recently discovered Mila, she's stunning!
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That dress on Kristen Bell is hawt. My new fav color.
Mila is smokin. damn!
Kristen Bell makes me cream.
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awe they're both so adorable.
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do sex wit me
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