What Does Lily Allen Have Planned For That Zucchini?

Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFIN
When Boris met Lily...
Lily Allen met with London Mayor Boris Johnson to discuss the capital's knife crime epidemic.
"Please can everyone stop stabbing each other in the UK?

"We need to have a knife amnesty. We should put on a big concert to raise awareness."

"Boris, if you're listening, call me man." Source

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WOW she has some HUGE cankles....

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 2:08pm
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I really dont like her legs.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 2:23pm
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Wish she'd shove that carrot in that paps ass. Now that would be justice.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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I think pic4 says it all...

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 2:40pm
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ugly legs

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 3:47pm
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WOW...n i mean WOW in a very very bad way!!...

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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This girl has so much potential... hopefully she doesn't squander it Winehouse style....

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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I know. It's not lookin' good though.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 11:29pm
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She's confusing that with a rectal thermometer.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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Hello everyone, again. Zucchinis must have some nutritional value in them although I don't recall exactly what. They're like so hard when raw. I can't imagine them even being used in prepared salads, unless grated perhaps. But Lily is quite pretty though for someone who doesn't have a lot of eye make-up on. Omg though, her shoes look like she got 'em in a bin at a dollar store.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 4:20pm
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she's ugly. the zucchini could do much better

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 5:17pm
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so love the first pic. and she has gentle grip too... ;)

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 8:55pm
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i like Lily alot, shes adorable.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 12:48am
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I think she looks good, she's pretty and, despite what peple say, not really fat...she's an average, cool, chick.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 2:41am
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Too much too fast. Remarkably, unremarkable.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 6:30pm
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This girl has the worst legs ive ever seen. Theyre like a couple of upside-down triangles. And thats implying that she has ankles. Which she doesnt.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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planet organic?!

jeez planet pretentious

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 6:46am
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What is it with every female celeb getting tattoos? Does this up their "street cred"?

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 8:27am
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If that's the worst looking girl you've ever seen i guess you're either 12 or have been in jail since childhood, because dispite what people says she is defienetly NOT the "most ugly and uuuh fucking retard singer with WORST LEG EVER" gees, get a grip, now will you? She is beautiful and talented, however... the american retards seems to be more fond with anorectic girls with child-like bodies and humongous boobs. That sickens me.

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 9:42am
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