What The Hell Happened To Kimberly Stewart?!
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped at London Fashion Week.
It's kinda unfair categorizing her as a Bastardly Hasbeen, but we'll give Kim the benefit the doubt and assume she was once something before arriving at her current state of affairs.
Hmm. It looks like someone wrote their own Wiki intro...
Alana Kimberly Stewart (born 21 August 1979, Holmby Hills, California) is an American socialite, fashion model and fashion designer and the daughter of Rod Stewart. [Wiki]
Let's see what the Bastardly Wiki has to say...
Kim Stewart is Rod Stewart's mistaken spawn following a night of drunken sex.
























Fashion Week? The background looks like their sitting in a high school locker room! I've seen better days with this chick!
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That really does look like a locker room. And Kim Stewart has never really been attractive, so it shouldn't be surprising that she would look this bad.
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She looks like a soccer mom from the Eastern bloc.
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i think she actually looks good here, from what she used to look like. short hair suits her well
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Agree. And, the fact that she's not showing her saggy butt is an added bonus.
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How can a "never was" be a "has-been"?
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