Which One Of You Bastards Did This Serena Williams Shoot?
Friday, August 1st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Serena Williams plans to play through left knee injury at Olympics
Serena Williams plans to keep playing through a left knee injury despite advice from a doctor and her father that she rest with less than three weeks before the Beijing Olympics.
She figures her injured knee "will be old news" by the time the Olympic tennis competition begins Aug. 10.
Williams withdrew from Saturday's semifinals of the Bank of the West Classic at Stanford after injuring her knee.
She said that an MRI exam afterward revealed an inflamed joint.
"I've been playing a lot of tennis, that's basically what it is, a lot of use," she said Monday. "I haven't had enough time to train the way I normally do off-court because I'm playing a lot."
Williams, ranked fifth in the world and seeded second for this week's East West Bank Classic, received a first-round bye and is scheduled to play her opening match Wednesday against Czech Petra Kvitova. [Canadian Press]






















I don't care oats, sorry horsie, you goes away now.
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Wilburrrrrrr
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what a babe..
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Wow shes fucking scary! I dont know where to start. The hair, the muscles, the face. Gross. Theres nothing feminine about her at all!
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What the fuck im going to be sick now!!..why post this guy?
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Harsh mannish pics, but when I watch her play she looks all women to me, I'd be all over this hunk of chocolate.
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I think it's excessive makeup. She looks softer on the tennis courts bc she has no makeup, but in photoshoots like this with lots of makeup, plus the blonde wig, there's a tranny effect.
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Whoa . . . total tranny.
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why...why...why do you post pics of this figure...its just disgusting...no make up, more or less, can make forget her face...and no programm can make her look more feminine...
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Which archives did you dig these out of? She hasn't worn that blond crap in years.
July 27th, 2008... Where's the blond?
Get some pics from last month's Wimbledon final where she lost to her sister if you care about being recent.
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But G do you really think its the blond hair thats making her ugly?? Please dont tell me you find her attractive G. Ahhhhh! The horror.
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The blond hair doesn't make her ugly, it just looks stupid! I don't think she or her sister are ugly... they're both sweet as can be, off the court, and their bodies are sick!
As to the tranny comments, show me a "real" man built like Serena and I'll eat my shoe with steamed broccoli and an earthy Merlot.
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Oh man G.. I dont like when we disagree. Lol.
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Neither do I, but our thang is strong enough that we can easily get past it and continue to grow. ;)
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"show me a "real" man built like Serena and I'll eat my shoe with steamed broccoli and an earthy Merlot".
Sundays this fall - watch a NFL game and you will see plenty of men built like Serena.
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I think Goliano's idea of built might be Serena's big booty and not necessarily her muscles. But I think even if she didnt have muscles.. her face still looks like a man. Lol.
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Yeah, the bunz, along with the rack. If NFL players had all that, the fan base would be gay and they wouldn't need cheerleaders.
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If that's what you see on any given Sunday, I'd question my reasons for tuning in.
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I dont find having the athletic build of an NFL football player to be attractive on a woman. Its no diffrent then when I see a female bodybuilder. If you like her bunz of steel and her "rack" thats fine but the entire package screams out as man...ish. I could say worse but why repeat what others have stated. She might be the greatest tennis player of her generation but her looks just scare me!
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Whatever you say. Just remember to keep your eyes on the ball this upcoming season.
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Player didn't say she could play so this isn't for him just me saying. i always found it funny when people say Serena could play NFL. really? she's like 5'5 145. i've heard people say she could play linebacker. could you imagine serena trying to tackle this...and Mike Pittman's not even that good.
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I'm with G on this one, Serena's got thick thighs, round ass, and big titties, love watching her play tennis with all that shaking and bouncing.
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How many Razors and cans of Shaving Cream did it take to shave that ape?
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real talk now...wtf is up with that "hair"? i mean, shiiiiiiiiit
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What a fucking gorilla? Wonder if she ever heard of HGH? Anyone filming a Planet of the Apes movie?
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dam she is in the top 5 of ugliest ho's ever out there.
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That's a man, baby.
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Didn't that guy play for the Chicago Bulls??
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She seems like a sweet girl, but damn, she's ugly.
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can she and brooke prove that they're not tucking away 12 inchers?
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Camel Toe
Snatch
There's your proof. Now, can you prove otherwise?
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i guess seeing is believing...
now excuse me whilst i puke out my motherfucking guts...
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LOL
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Dude looks like a lady....
I mean, dude looks like a DUDE. No proof necessary, she's obviously a post-op tranny because "her" testosterone level is off the hook and the operation wasn't a success. Serena, go back to being a MAN, baby!
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Serena edges Venus in all-Williams US Open quarter
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SERENA WINS WIMBLEDON LADIE'S SINGLES!!
VENUS AND SERENA WIN WIMBLEDON LADIE'S DOUBLES!!
SHARAPO-WHO??? LOL!
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