Whitney, Lauren & Audrina @ 'The Hills' Season Finale Party
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News // INFphoto.comThese were snapped last night in NYC.
"The Hills" fourth season finally came to an end and believe it or not, but MTV confirmed a fifth season will air Spring, 2009. I have a hunch the fifth season will be the final season, but then again, I didn't think the show would make it past season one, so I shouldn't be talking.
This past season was a big year for Whitney Port in particular. In an attempt to directly compete with CW Network's 'Gossip Girl,' MTV created a new fake-reality show "The City," which is a direct spin-off of "The Hills." The new show chronicles Whitney's relocation to NYC to work for fashion designer Diane von Fürstenberg and will premiere Monday, December 29th @ 10PM. And, as a side note, the new cast will also include Bastardly favorite Olivia Palermo.
Anyway, putting all the bullshit to the side, let's move on to another useless Bastardly Poll...























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Audrina is a goddess!
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Lauren always needs to wear shoes that cover her wild toes.
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Perhaps some sunglasses or a blindfold for ugly Audrina's crazy, wonky eyes then?
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yes...something to cover both of these girl's deflicted parts.
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That's not a word.
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None, they all make me sick with their vapid, air headed shit, I don't find any of them attractive and The Hills is pathetic.
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Audrina, because she's most likely the only one who will get down on all fours and take it up the pooper. And still moan.
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I chose A. I would love to climb Mt. Whitney!
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The poll must be broken, LC should clearly be in the lead.
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Hear, hear. I guess this just shows that one should never underestimate the power of big plastic bolt on titties to sway a poll.
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Whitney is ugly. Lauren is attractive in a bland sorta way. Audrina has ugly tits, but is probably a hot lay.
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whitney, LC, and audrina
nope, NO, and HELLLLLLLL NO!
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audrina got new lips yall
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I would say her new lips are a definate upgrade. However, what a fake skank! I hope she doesnt deny this shit or put it down to a 'really good plumping lipgloss'. We all know her top lip was non existent before!
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Amazing how some collagen can make someone look so different. Maybe her teeth won't look so big now that she has a top lip. Agree with Aisha that they are an upgrade, but she's still fake.
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But she needs new eyes.
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Audrina has really nice eyes, but she just needs to have the small muscles that hold them in place fixed.
She looks really hot in the pic that Meg posted, but that's not a true representation of what she really looks like. The girl does have really nice hair, though.
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I was thinking the same thing about her hair, but it's probably fake, too.
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They're all airheads, but Lauren is so cute.
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LC is clearly the most beautiful girl among the three. It's not even close. Whitnet is a hippy dippy moose and Audrina is a plastic spastic. LC is so freaking hot. She's hotter that most anyone who is ever posted on here if you ask me. If you gave me a choice of being with one hot celebrity pussy I can't think of many girls I would pick over LC
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Audrina is hot! Something about her just keeps me coming back for more. Lauren is blah and Whitney, although she normally looks very good, in these pics I am thinking she is going flower child retro.
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take all 3 in all their holes
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Um all yall fail to remember Lauren put these bitches on...and 2ndly lauren is def the best lookin one..audrina is alright but she not real-Literally...the only reason the results are hirin is because she pose nude. like come on..
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Audrina has retarded looking eyes and tits.
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UGLY WHORES. UGLY CUNTS, UGLY BITCHES. UGLY SLUTS. FUGLY BITCHES. FUGLY SLUTS. FUGLY CUNTS. FUGLY WHORES.
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The Hills is one of the most boring shows on television. It's soooo not reality. I try to watch but I lose interest.
Audrina looks like she rides the short bus. LC looks like a granny in the pic. Whitney is the prettiest. However she sometimes looks like a man.
I'd like to pay a crackhead to beat Spencer down. He has to be the lamest corniest DUDE on the west coast. His sister looks like him in drag.
Justin is the hottest person on the show. But he probably stinks... So that ruins it.
Hiedi....... she's clueless.
Seacrest out....
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And Laurens friend..... The one who lives with here. I have blocked out her name because she's so ugly.
She is the homeliest person in Hollytown.
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