Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad - Nude Poll
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
We've already seen Audrina Patridge naked and she won the first nude poll between her and LC. These snaps are from the party they had after the premiere of the new season. I have no idea who Whitney Port is aside from her Bastardly Wiki entry probably reading something like, "Whitney Port is another slut on The Hills."Read more in Audrina Patridge, Bastardly Nude Poll, Lauren Conrad, Sluts & Whores, TV, Whitney Port
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whitney and lauren are cute...audrina is sort of sexy in that dirty slut kind of way
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I'm going Whitney, seen Audrina's paps, and LC is old hat....
Time for some new skank!
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Audrina FTW!
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Audrina.
Her name alone gives her an automatic win.
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who is voting for lauren?
audrina is my girl ever since those pics came out.
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I think Whitney is the cutest. She looks elegant, while Audrina looks a little trashy and Lauren just looks like a bitch. I really don't care who is nude.
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Hey! This is the most "looking at the camera" pictures " I've seen of Audrina Par-tits-ridge. What gives?? I hope her publicist didn't tell her to do it. I kinda warmin up to her "lookin for UFO's" style. I'm throwing this gal waay more slack since her tits popped up on the interwebs. Any of you potential, future BLoTD's should consider that when getting your pics together to submit.
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seriously your a fucking douche bag, dont ask why cause honestly i dont know.
you just are!
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Lauren--blah. seriously her face is so unremarkable and almost ugly, I find it very irritating. she has a long nose, an uncomfortable smile, her eyes are too close together.. that face should just never have been made.
the other two are cute though.
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Whitney. Audrina looks like a damn spaceout alien and Lauren is fug.
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that fucking bitch is looking up again...i realy want to punch her...LC is ugly as shit...the other one is average as hell
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Okay who's Moe? Curly? and Larry? ....
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I had no interest in Audrina until the naked pics came out, so I voted for her. Really, though, all of them are a waste of skin. Lauren has the same facial expression in every single picture.
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I'll have some port with my Whitney. The hair scream stepford wife though.
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i'll take patridge... then proceed to give her something worth looking up at
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Whitney is a natural beauty, id merry her. Audrina is trippin out more often than me judging from her pictures. And that other one? Pf.
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What is wrong with Audrina's eyes??? Ah, that is irritating!
None of them are pretty.
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Whitney definitely has the best body of the three. I can't get past Audrina's chipmunk-like features.
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Ah, the fun you could have with all three...
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Ha! #11.
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Am I the only one who thinks Lauren is pretty?
She doesn't photograph that well but I think she's pretty cute. She has very nice eyes.
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Audrina is weird looking. Those eyes are just creepy.
But she has a great body.
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Loki....That is a statement of truth.
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Audrina probably has a raging coke habit. Lauren is my pick.
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Whitney has a classic beauty going on, lauren and audrina are cute.
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Audrina's still not looking inot the camera.
Bitch - See? The other two can do it!!
Aaaaaargh Audrina's gonna drive me fucking insane!
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B!
B for babe
B for box
B for boobs
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Audrina, I am SOOOOOOO tired of blonds.
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Lauren all the way...cuz they're all cunts. Don't watch it, don't care.
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