Here's Why Michael Bolton Dumped Nicollette Sheridan's Ass
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
With all the kinky love Nicky showed him on the beach back in December, you'd think they'd be married by now. Then again, I guess you could've said the same thing ten years ago...
Here's the Bastardly Theory...
Holiday season is quickly approaching and Michael Bolton just wants to hit another ass---preferably something much tighter and younger. Plus, he knows he can get some Nicollette-ass anytime he chooses, so why not live the Flavio Briatore Sugar Daddy Lifestyle?
Watch for Michael to be on the beach with a smokin' babe come December. Damn you, Michael Bolton, damn you!!
Here's some more info on the break-up that no one seems to give a shit about...
Bolton, 55, and Sheridan, 44, started dating in 1992 but broke up five years later. They revived their relationship three years ago and announced their engagement in 2006.
"Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement," Nicole Perna, a publicist for the actress, said in a statement.
"They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter," Perna said. [Yahoo!]
... Who cares... I barely know who either of them are lol... one is on Desperate Housewives... and idk what Bolton does... is he a singer... an actor...?
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Yep, round file them.
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Bolton is a no talent, sub par singer & how he got NS into bed is a bigger trick than that homo David Copperfield getting Claudia Schiffler into bed.
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Screaming,talentless,unorigion al bastard arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggg.If I want to see a man get emotional on stage I'll go to a live sex show. Fucking hack.
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she is kinda pathetic...it is so obvious she is acting to show she still has it...look at that foot in the pic...it is so on purpose because she knows her pix will be taken...women and their midlife crises
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