Will Samuel L. Jackson Have Sex With Scarlett Or Eva Tonight?
Friday, December 5th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Earlier we had a nice lesbian themed post with Scarlett and Eva but these photos were from a photo shoot for The Spirit where bad ass motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson got in on some action. I'm sure Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad ass that he could've gotten both of these chicks to drop their panties at an instant but for entertainment sake, let's just assume that he's only going to unleash his snake onto one of these babes. Who's it going to be?Read more in Babes, Bastardly Asks, Bastardly Sexual Relations?, Eva Mendes, Movies, Scarlett Johansson
























love the poll! ha!
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Eva! I'm done with Scarlett until she shows us her boobs.
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Scarlet needs to stop dressing like an old lady.
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My pick would be Scarlett. Scarlett Johansson is the hottest chick in Hollywood. She needs to show us her titties though.
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I find him sexy for some reason. I pick Eva. She looks wild enough for him.
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Great picture! SamJack looks like a retard
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neither... ew
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and i mean ew cause i don't find either of those girls attractive at all
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I love eva and her huge feet.
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Neither. But if I absoluetly had to pick, Eva. Scarlet has the tiniest rat eyes ever topped with horse teeth. Not a good combo. Plus, she has no personality whatsoever. She's just a bore!
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I disagree, look at that body! Both are gorgeous women
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Eva is kind of ugly to me, Scarlett has some dangerous curves.
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they are both incredibly average looking, eva looks like a witchy dude, look at that penis nose and chin, grossss
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scarlett can keep denying her nose job all she wants (she even threatened to press charges against the magazine that started that "rumor" , why is she so hurt and angry i don't know, as if her nose was the only wrong thing on her face and the rest was perfect
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This gumby-looking nigg should be parking cars somewhere with Obama.. not partying with the fag-hag twins!!!
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Scarlett has the sexiest lips!
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both are gorgeous.. But Id pick Scarlett ANY day.. she needs to go blonde again tough
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