Will Samuel L. Jackson Have Sex With Scarlett Or Eva Tonight?

Earlier we had a nice lesbian themed post with Scarlett and Eva but these photos were from a photo shoot for The Spirit where bad ass motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson got in on some action. I'm sure Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad ass that he could've gotten both of these chicks to drop their panties at an instant but for entertainment sake, let's just assume that he's only going to unleash his snake onto one of these babes. Who's it going to be?

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Eva! I'm done with Scarlett until she shows us her boobs.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 4:04pm
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Scarlet needs to stop dressing like an old lady.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 4:10pm
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My pick would be Scarlett. Scarlett Johansson is the hottest chick in Hollywood. She needs to show us her titties though.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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I find him sexy for some reason. I pick Eva. She looks wild enough for him.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 4:51pm
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Great picture! SamJack looks like a retard

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 5:10pm
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and i mean ew cause i don't find either of those girls attractive at all

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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I love eva and her huge feet.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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Neither. But if I absoluetly had to pick, Eva. Scarlet has the tiniest rat eyes ever topped with horse teeth. Not a good combo. Plus, she has no personality whatsoever. She's just a bore!

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 8:13pm
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I disagree, look at that body! Both are gorgeous women

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 11:45pm
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Eva is kind of ugly to me, Scarlett has some dangerous curves.

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 @ 12:18am
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they are both incredibly average looking, eva looks like a witchy dude, look at that penis nose and chin, grossss

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 @ 9:26am
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scarlett can keep denying her nose job all she wants (she even threatened to press charges against the magazine that started that "rumor" , why is she so hurt and angry i don't know, as if her nose was the only wrong thing on her face and the rest was perfect

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 @ 9:31am
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This gumby-looking nigg should be parking cars somewhere with Obama.. not partying with the fag-hag twins!!!

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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Scarlett has the sexiest lips!

Sunday, December 7th, 2008 @ 12:50am
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both are gorgeous.. But Id pick Scarlett ANY day.. she needs to go blonde again tough

Monday, December 8th, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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