Young Angelina Jolie vs. Young Brad Pitt: Useless Matchup #32
Friday, April 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
We've made many posts chronicling Angelina Jolie's juicy younger days, but since the new InTouch Magazine pics are making a slight roar, so we decided to revisit a couple of posts from the Bastardly Past.
And, of course, the new InTouch Weekly can be found on the magazine's site.
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Angelina is gorgeous, Brad Pitt is not my type of man.
They are a nice couple anyways.
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Man, I don't think he looks like a monkey anymore. He IS one.
And she's been always gorgeous.
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Ick... she looks all of 12.
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12-years-old, that is.
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They should have hooked up when they were both in their primes (older than here of course). That would have been a candidate for the best looking couple ever.
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Bet you wouldn't say no to this Eve,
www.photobucket.com/albums/y154/jfyffe/raidmyspace/layouts/guys/brad_pit...
Yeah, I posted a Brad Pitt picture, so what...
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Her face is beautiful..I'll give her that (though I never got the lips thing) but her body is lanky-looking.
and Brad's only been hot in Thelma and Louise. I'm still debating whether or not that was actually him.
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Pstroyer, sorry to disappoint you but I would say no (unless it was something like "would you sleep with Pitt for some reasonable amount of money?...I don't think he would ask me to have sex with him when he's currently dating something like Jolie though).
*I first saw Pitt in the film "Cool World" and I thought "what a weird looking/funny nose, that dude looks like a monkey".
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Who cares?
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#9's got it.
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@9, I wasn't talking to you, so fuck off.
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ok, so now i'm going to date myself...but who remembers bradd pitt from his guest appearances on "Head of the class"? hehehe.
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Eve bitch needs to be shakled in chains.Anyway back to the important stuff,Angelina`s lips look like an anus in the middle of the face
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She was ALWAYS HOT even as a teenager
I am a fan of his at any age.
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I think both of them are naturally beautiful, they're just not aging well at all (Angie's body and Brad's face).
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She looks weird as a teenager. She definitely got better with age.
And Brad's never been hott. I didn't like him as a youngster and I don't like him now.
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man...this dude never did it for me...look at that jaw he's got...he looks like his ex wife
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pstroyer, When is a woman's "prime" and when is a man's "prime"?
lmao
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hahahahaa 6,
i can promise you i wouldnt hit that...there is nothing hot about that pic...
now, this is a hot dude in my opinion:
modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pid=3054863%5d%5bimg%5dhttp://img8.modelmayhem.com/070530/11/465d969e69e6f_m.jpg
and this one:
mibrujula.com/galerias/chicos/travis_fimmel/travis_fimmel14.JPG
i think i have a thing for guys with bird lips.
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haha 8 is right...he has an ugly nose...i hate the shape of his lips, too
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and why is angie's face so huge now? she used to have a face that was proportionate to the rest of her body
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Hey d55 the guy in the second picture looks kind of like Brad Pitt.
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She is so beautiful, he is a meh. He is not cute at all. She should have dated James Franco.
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brad pitt rocks, and also angelina jolie is pretty nicer but rocks
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is it seriously possible to be born that gorgeous...shiloh is gonna be an indestructable force of nature.... o_0
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