Zooey & Emily Deschanel: Sex w/ Sisters Fantasy!
Thursday, December 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These photos were taken at the "Yes, Man" L.A. Premiere.Emily Deschanel is 32 years old while Zooey is 28 years old. Emily is not known to show off her cleavage but we know that she's got some boobies underneath but hides them well along with her decent bod. Zooey, on the other hand, is all about the strapless dresses and has no problem giving us a little cleavage to stare at and imagine. Also, neither of the sisters have done any nude scenes to my account.
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Zooey is just so cute and her sister looks like Skeletor.
Richard-SchlichtingThe both need to loose the leggings.
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Zooey is just cute as a button! I could cuddle up with her all day...
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I love me some Bones and her lil sister.
Young CEOReply to this Comment
I like Zooey. She's adorable.
Emily would be so much prettier with some weight on her. I don't know how her skinny chicken neck can hold up her big head.
Both outfits would look better without the tights.
RhondaReply to this Comment
I disgree, I think Emily is prettier, but agree about the tights. The only accessory that should be used to enhance a woman's legs are high heels. I don't think it's cold enough in LA where they should be wearing tights.
ACEReply to this Comment
It actually snowed a little in Malibu a day or so ago. We're having a colder than usual December out here in California.
JonYoReply to this Comment
I think they are both very cute but Zooey wins because she was the hottest (non-slutty) Santa assistant ever in Elf, which I just watched again.
Avenging Fist of MediocrityReply to this Comment
Hotness, rhonda when will you learn that that shit enhances your gams. makes them stand out.
take a tip, guys will start breaking their necks when you walk by with them on
I know you're influenced by shitty fashion mags, that's ok, you're young, naive a sheep.
start today.
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I know I'm probably the only bastard here who thinks this, but FTW. Emily is hotter! Shes taller, got better tits, and a nicer smile. I don't care if you wanna hate. I just call 'em like I see 'em
PeccaviReply to this Comment
Zooey, only because she looks like Katy Perry.
Racer XReply to this Comment
please Katy Perry has got nothing on Zooey, even with her boobs...alright that's the only thing she has on Zooey
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zooey is SO frickin cute, and i LOVE the tights, i think she looks very adorable and festive. her sister is freakish, it must such to be the less attractive sister.
shandiReply to this Comment
*it must suck
shandiReply to this Comment
Yin and Yang. Zooey is all white with darker hair and bubbly outlook. Emily is all black with lighter hair and serious look. They really are opposites. But both would be nice to make love to. Hahaha.
d_jologsReply to this Comment
Both are good looking women but I prefer Emily, she's prettier and I love her eyes.
LeniReply to this Comment
ZOOEY.
But...goddamnit, I'd wish she'd lose those tights/hose.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
Zooey is the cute, cool one and Emily is the classy beautiful one..
Id go with Zooey!
sandraReply to this Comment
Proberly Zooey out of the two of them
azezealReply to this Comment
I love them both, but Zooey takes this poll.
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Zooey is awesome. She is a beautiful, talented actress who can sing and she is adorable. This is no contest.
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Emily has much more class than her sister,face it.
Zooey is so cute! like in a baby dog way
so i pick emily
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um , ur right, zoey is a prom date emily is a reservation resteraunt date , teens want to be zooey adults want to be emily
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