16-Year Old Miley Cyrus Wrote A 272 Page Book About Herself

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com
These were snapped at the 5th Ave Barnes & Noble in NYC.

This book hit shelves on March 3rd & Amazon already has a couple used copies, so that doesn't bode well for the book's long-term potential (and by long-term we mean, 6 to 8 weeks). I haven't seen the book myself, but I'm sure at last 225 pages are filled with pics of Miley.

The book is meant for 9-12 year olds, so hands-off, all you 40-year old shady bastards. We know you're still gonna walk into the local bookstore & pretend to be buying it as a birthday gift for your nonexistent 9-year old niece.

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lol

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 10:25am
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Plagiarism is the use or close imitation of the language and ideas of another author and representation of them as one's own original work.

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 10:37am
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Celebs her age usually get language arts school credit for writing these auto bios. But I still think she let a ghost writer do the work as she colored in the spaces and connected the dots with her crayons. Oh, nice looon legs in photo!! Mmmmm,,,,

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 10:48am
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Three things:

1. She looks like trash (as usual).

2. She didn't write the book (hello, ghost writer!).

3. I am NOT 40 years old.

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 11:10am
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1. quit smoking weed

2. please stfu, (not gonna rag on your shity ass opinions)

3. go fuck yourself

Saturday, March 7th, 2009 @ 11:07pm
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first picture is really good- because its the first time wen i see her and think that shes really attractive!

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 11:44am
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She's ordinary and worthless. The day she turns 18 people will stop caring about her.

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 11:45am
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she has 272 pages of things to talk about? really?

does any of it involve how Billy Ray BEGGED her to get into singing because he was on his last "Achy Breaky" dollars at a Burger King drive thru?

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 12:09pm
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Those titties are ready to burst.

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 2:24pm
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i would like to buy this book just to see WHAT THE HELL did she write about on 272 pages...-.-''
xD

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 2:55pm
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WTF...first Britney didn't suicide n make's a come back, then Rihana "married" Bitch hitter C Brown...now a Miley's book (272 Pages of non-sense n stupidity)...now this wolrd is going to fucking hell!! To FUCKING HEEEELL!!!!

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 3:25pm
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Can you brownbag her please?

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 4:26pm
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Is this a coloring book?

/garbage

Friday, March 6th, 2009 @ 6:09pm
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It's gotta be fucked up when the only thing hot about you is that you're under 18. Physically, you're meh, but men are interested in you purely because you're under 18.

Then the day you turn 18 you become sexually worthless. And since your only worth before 18 was sexual, you are ENTIRELY worthless.

Pathetic. This girl is ugly with a skinny body. That's it. There's nothing hot about her.

PLENTY of incredibly hot underage chicks out there, but she isn't even close.

Saturday, March 7th, 2009 @ 3:06am
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