2000 Flashback: Jessica Alba does a Antoine Verglas Photo Shoot

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she's so pretty. i love how it doesn't look like she tries too hard to look sexy or hot too.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 12:41pm
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these are soo effin old. i think she's like 18 in these, so she's my age. i actually prefer her here, particularly because i believe these were taken in her pre-cunt era.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 12:41pm
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She's OK, but if you saw her on the street you'd hardly give a 2nd look.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 12:51pm
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oh look....it's a cunt rag that likes to be a cock tease...but only with her mind right?

you dumb fucking bitch. you lay around hoping guys won't look at you that way but secretly want EVERYONE to look at you that way.

you cunty bitch.

go drown or something.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 1:04pm
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haha i think u secretly want her :p

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 1:06pm
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nope. i hate everything about this woman. she is the cuntiest woman on the face of the planet.

you on the other hand...i could get into you real good.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 2:00pm
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this girl is 1053532 x hotter than megan fox. naturally full lips, an actual butt, natural boobies, nice skin tone, complexion...i do like megans tiny waist though. but alba deserves all the attention mf is getting.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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I wouldn't mind trying to choke her out while I'm hate fucking her.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 3:04pm
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This makes me sad, reminds me of when she was hot; and not a conceited bitch. oh well....mudkips anyone?

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 3:27pm
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i liek mudkips

Sunday, March 29th, 2009 @ 1:03pm
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ah back in the day, Jessica was really hot.
personally after Dark Angel got kick off air(damn you FOX!)
she didnt do it for me anymore.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 3:28pm
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Still the hottest woman on the planet

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 4:10pm
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She used to be so hot. Now she just looks horsey. Losing too much weight is not the answer kids.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 4:16pm
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nice body, bitchy attitude and corky form life goes on eyes...

at least she is smiling here, usually she has a look like she's smelled her own queef...

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 6:04pm
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Yuck!! that's nasty.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 @ 6:06pm
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Are your queaves particularly unpleasant?

Alba's might smell like the Belagio for all you know...

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 5:19am
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JESSICA IS A FUCKING WHORE,CUNT,BITCH&SLUT. I FUCKING HATE HER. SHE DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

Sunday, March 29th, 2009 @ 12:26am
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This goddamn motherfucking pig slut cunt bitch can eat shit and die. I am so sick of seeing her sour fucking face. I've prayed for the death of MiserAlba many times, each time more earnestly than the last. Why God has forsaken me and continues to let this beast live is beyond all comprehension. This whore contributes nothing to anyone but jack-off fodder for 14 year olds who don't know any better. Even her (airbrushed, photoshopped wide as the grand canyon)vagina is an uptight bitch. One day, I will finally see her pestilent corpse, strung up on a rack, the verdigris of her sunken flesh riddled with open pustules ( herpes anyone? LOL!) and wriggling maggots and I will get down on my knees and weep with the joy of a person whose life has finally been fulfilled. Fuck you, Jessica Alba, and all that you stand for. A pox on your vagina,( actually, you DO have genital warts/herpres whatever helps you sleep at nightyou dumb cunt with a fat mom and a mentally handicapped father who claimes ( even tho he IS mexican) "im sorry i dont speak mexican" oorr, what is YOU, jess? fuck it, your entire family is fat with nothing but a slutty daughter whom im SSSOOO SSSUUURREE there PROUD of! who wouldnt be?! shes a moron, cant even stand up to bill o'rilely, and you call him an "A-hole"??? shows how just UNEDUCATED you are, fugly CUNT. just keep your fishy wrinkled lips SHUT ( unless you need a role in an abortion-- opps-- i meant MOVIE) then again, your other 2 holes take a beateng when theres "more fame to be had" with your dwindling "career" ( sorry, i just laughed until my gut bust!!!! give me a sec so i can recover from the gails of laughter .......
ok,hit colored, shit-haired little punk slut skank, i hope your daughter dies in front of you, i hope someone pours gasoline on her and lights a match., fuck you, jesSUCK('s EVERYTHING that can get her into movies, plus lets ANY man use her 3 holes like glory holes. jessica alba. the mexican/indian ( god what a STENCH!!!) and whatevr else she feels like being/denying for the time. pathetic cunt. just fucking die, no one will miss you, your NO scarlett johanssen
and no, im not jealous, gay, fat, fugly, poor, uneducated, etc etc. i just have my opinion and im stickin to it.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 3:21am
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