Aaaw! Alessandra Ambrosio & Anja-Louise Walk Thru West Village!
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: ANDERSON/VILA/bauergriffinonline.comThe last time we posted pics of Ale & Anja, they were jetting off to Brazil from LAX.
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Meazy (Uncertified Bastard)
Well I feel better. I mean she may be the most beautiful woman in the world with the easiest and most lucrative career in the world...but she still has a butt ugly baby XD
I still find Anja to be extremely cute! Come on, now! She's a freakin' baby, for God's sake! Show some love, people!
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WOW how can such a troll of a baby come from such a beautiful woman?
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good point. that is one ugly fucking kid.
OOFA.
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My hairy ass is cuter than that kid!
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You guys are gonna very sorry If Anja grow up just like her mom: Hot...
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oh...nice.
this is my favorite thing: hot chicks playing mommy.
FUCK.
kids suck. why the fuck do hot girls need to get knocked up and poop out kids? it just doesn't make any sense.
actually. have kids. just fucking wait until you're not hot. so for her, it will probably be at like 43.
kids ruin everything.
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Jesus.....that kid is going to have such a complex when she gets older. I see the next Cher and Chastity situation.
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It's Chaz, and she's going to be a man! They're going to slice and dice her vagina and turn that thing into a penis.
Ugh, don't even get me started on male to "female" operations, which leave a WOUND that needs to be constantly cleaned and dilated. Sex change operations are mentally ill, the patients are mentally ill and the surgeons are mentally ill. Just use a fucking strap on for cryin' out loud. And if you're a guy who wants to be a chick, just take it in the ass. Stop with this sex change nonsense, it's sick. Hell, I want to fuck a chick while I look like Brad Pitt and have a 12 inch cock, but you don't see me getting sliced and diced to try to do it. If you have a vagina or a cock and wish it were the other way around, that's the luck of the draw, just fucking deal with it.
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I remember you being so liberal during the carrie prejean debate. What happened?!
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I am liberal, but let's not pretend mental illness is normal. Sometimes people on the left try so hard to be liberal, tolerant, and politically correct, that they don't recognize when something is seriously fucked up. These people need mental health counseling and possible medication, not a surgeon.
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Do you not believe that some people were meant to be born the opposite sex? Come on, you can actually see in some people thats there was something obviously wrong with the chromosomes. Maybe some people are mentally ill as you say, but not all. I have a few pre op transexual friends, they are not mentally ill. The only thing wrong with them is they're trapped in a body they don't belong in. I can't imagine what it would be like. I don't know about in america but here in the UK there's pretty extensive counselling that a person has to go through before being allowed to have the op.
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You should watch the South Park episode about it. A teacher decides he was "meant to be" a woman. A Jewish kid decides he was meant to be black. One of the parents decides he was meant to be a dolphin. It's meant to be funny, but also effectively shows how fucked up it all is.
Pre op is cool, take the hormones, get titties if you're a dude, tuck in your cock for a Crying Game surprise, whatever.
But going for the surgery is just plan nuts. If you were not born with a vagina/penis, you'll NEVER have one. For male to "female," it's an OPEN WOUND! For female to "male," it's just a mess. Really, who would go down on either one? Meant to be born the opposite sex? Maybe, but you were NOT.
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Maybe. I just cant help but think its tragic when people are that unhappy. Yeah i've seen that episode it was pretty funny. I get your logic but that could be applied to anything, like any plastic surgery procedures.
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OH THAT'S RIGHT! LOL! I read that the other day, that she/he/it (whatever) is going to have a sex change operation. Proves my point. Mama was so hot the daughter ends up with HUGE self image issues. Kinda sad really.
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Gosh Alesssandra is just loosing her looks lately! She looks like a tranny now lol
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Oh my god. it reminds me of hell boy 2 when the monstrous baby thing says "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor"
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Such a great scene in the Troll market..
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LOW BLOW ALERT!
LOW BLOW ALERT!
LOW BLOW ALERT!
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The truth is always hard to swallow but genetic mutations don't always make you into Wolverine.
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^^ yeah its true, maybe she is tired with the baby - they need a lot of caring and attention
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She's not a cute baby at all, but I don't think much of Ale. The baby looks like she weighs more than Ale, though.
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i can't believe the dad ruined her genes enough to make that baby
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Look, I'm not trying to be cruel, but one of her doctor's should be investigated and soon, because he can't tell the ass-end of a newborn. Smacked the wrong end on that one buddy. Hey, nobody's perfect, but I smell a malpractice suit somewheres XD
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ugly kid
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Didn't Alessandra have cosmetic surgery on her ears to get them pinned/tucked/whatever? Hope she saved the surgeon's name so she can get a 2nd-generation discount for this kid. That baby is truly unatttractive and I don't think she will grow into anything even remotely attractive.
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LMAO i love it...and yeah, i just looked it up...apparently she had that surgery done when she was ELEVEN! good to know the kid wont have to be ugly its whole life
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LOL @ 2nd generation discount!
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Remember the Island of Misfit Toys in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?" They should have something similar for ugly children of supermodels. Paging this baby and Heidi's first son. Your table is ready.
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LOL! You're on a roll!
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I think the baby needs time to grow into her looks...
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OOOO come on...the kid looks normal...haha..don't pick on the little kid...now the mother is just loosing it..the sexinest!
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Who knows maybe Alessandra used to look like that when she was a baby, give the poor baby time and love!!!!
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Even the baby looks tranny.
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Hm...Instead of breastfeeding the baby...She should breastfeed me :p ahahaaa
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If you like silicone oil rather than milk... Maybe that's the reason the baby looks so ugly :-)
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the baby inherited her huge ass ears hahaha that sucks. i wonder if it will get ear reduction surgery as well?
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Hehe yea, it's funny. It'll need them surgically corrected too.
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also i wanted to point out that its sad when baby has bigger legs than mommy
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Big ears aside. I think people are reacting to the fact that that kid frowns a lot in pictures (coincidence? but not pretty nonetheless). Maybe Anja's very stuck up and she frowns at the low rent paparazzi following her and her mother. By the way, Ale's legs....ewwww...I've seen better legs on an ostrich; not to mention the troll feet...ugh.
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I still remember when everyone called Jordan Price's kid ugly. Nobody was compassionate with that kid, anyways I think this kid is uglier.
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thats what happens when you let hobbits do coke out of your belly button.
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Oh my god i can't believe the harshness. It's so not cool to be sly on babies! All parents think their children are beautiful anyway, so chances are all our kids are/will be ugly but we have he rose tinted specs on and everyone is too polite to say your kid is fug.
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They both look retarded. troll baby and horseface/man "mom"
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Am I the only one who finds it disgusting that someone would call a baby ugly???? Yes yes I know not all babies are "cute" or "beautiful" as some people say, but c'mon! Anja is just a poor, defenseless baby....pick on someone your own size!
Are we THAT shallow as people that we are going to pick out "imperfections" on an innocent child that can't even do anything about her appearance? Let the babies enjoy their lives before they start noticing their own appearances and becoming insecure trying to change everything about themselves. Don't worry, she'll suffer enough in her teen years, but don't ruin it for her now.
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You do realize she's too young to notice any of that, right?
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That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
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Anja is super cute in my opinion.
I love her chubby cheeks.
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Ale is looking gorgeous as usual.
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Ugly feet.
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CUTE baby FACE, normal chubby non descript baby face.
OMG but THOSE EARS on that poor child ! ! Is her daddy Dumbo?
I'd breast feed until high school graduation if I was that kid........
FUCK Osama bin laden
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Alessandra is Dumbo. She had her ears surgically corrected when she was 18 or something. They're still pretty wack though so she rarely shows them off.
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Legs and feet look fucking ugly in pic 2,3...sexy legs? you gotta be shitting me. Also, when will she stop with her lips? They used to be so thin. Some of her fans said they were getting big because she was pregnant (???) but she is not anymore so why didn't they deflate by now? Yeah, fans in denial make me laugh, and the baby is still not cute from an objective point of view but is cute because she is a baby.
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Haha i remember the lips thing, funny. Her lips dont look good and she's far too thin. The legs are disgusting, they look like old woman legs.
Actually i think the mouth is making her look quite manly for some reason.
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She is ugly. Her vaginal dropping is uglier still.
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i still think she looks like that ugly ass guy from the goonies
lol and she has her moms big ears =p
ale looks nice tho, sexy as always
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I GUESS THE HOTTER THE COUPLE IS THE UGLIER THE BABY. CUZ THIS IS PROBLY THE UGLIEST BABY IVE EVER SEEN.
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ugly babies become the most beautiful ones
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That is actually not true ^^^^^^ but sometimes cute babies become ugly kids and then become beautiful again as adults. I've seen that happen quite a bit.
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