Aaaw! Alessandra Ambrosio Jets Off To Brazil With Baby Anja!
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEven though it hurts to post pics of Alessandra Ambrosio with her baby daughter Anja Louise, you gotta admit, these pics are overflowing with cuteness---not the ideal type of cuteness we normally prefer here on Bastardly, but since it's Alessandra Ambrosio, we'll take it what we can get.
Anyway, these were snapped yesterday at LAX Airport as Ale & Anja said their goodbyes to baby-daddy Jamie Mazur (a.k.a. Lucky-Bastard-Son-of-a-Bitch-Whorebag-I'm-So-Jealous-Right-Now).
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Well I feel better. I mean she may be the most beautiful woman in the world with the easiest and most lucrative career in the world...but she still has a butt ugly baby XD
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HEARTLESS WHOREBAGG!!!
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you cant hate on her baby, she might be as beautiful as her mother someday an you can eat your own comment.
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Leave the little baby alone. lol
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Anja is very cute. I love babies with chubby cheeks.
Ale looks lovely as always.
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i kinda hate making funny of babies, but i gotta here
honestly, she reminds me of that monster or whatever his name is from the movie the goonies, just that face
anyway....
alessandra looks hot as always, cute ass outfit =]
love that scarf she has on, cute
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Is this Courtney?
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Doubtful. She's probably still doing the newlywed thing. ;)
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I chatted with her this morning and she mentioned she was for the Lakers.
The Magic in 7, baby!!
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Did you check out her pics? She is beautiful!
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Naw, not yet.
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dude you guys are cruel!!
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Not a cute baby, but I think Alessandra is also ugly.
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Ale's baby not cute because it drive F1 car into playpen. Maybe next time Ale feed it lettuce and jumprope more.
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rhonda, ur a douche. seriously, you have the worst taste ever. you are probably hideous yourself with all that pent up acromonious sentiment you feel the need to dispell out onto others who are probably unfathomably times more attractive than you. ur a cunt. alessandra amd milla jovovich are ugly yet kim kardashian is "stunning"....yeah okay, more like obese, vapid, vexetious, and void of personality. and boring ass bar rafaeli is "perfect" yeah if you like tedious, generic looks.
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Thanks! I feel so much better now. How about you? Feel better? If you weren't such a dumbfuck, you'd see that I'm not the only person on here that thinks that way. I'm flattered that you felt compelled to reply to my comment.
It's called a personal opinion and I, like you dumbass, have the right to express it. If you don't like it, tough fucking shit. I'll say whatever the fuck I want.
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GODDAMNIT, RHONDA....GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE MY DINNER.
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Please Carl, don't be mad. I only left the kitchen for a second.
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I told you to go in the bucket. The toilet is for men only. BASTARDLY MEN! Now, I'm going to have to push you through a window.
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NOOOOOOOO! NOT THROUGH A WINDOW AGAIN! I'M SORRY, CARL! I'M SO SORRY!
I won't be a bad girl anymore. I'll even dress up like a gymnast. You always like when I do that.
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You better dress up like a gymnast.
Bitch.
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Or, maybe my Taylor Swift wig?
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Yeeeah.
I like that. After that, dress up like Miley Cyrus. You dirty Disney skank. TAKE IT! TAKE IT! AAAAAAAUUUUGH! I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING!!!
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You are a nasty motherfucker, you know that?
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DAMN! what an UGLY baby....
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but i will admit, the baby is BUSTED. sux to be her. except for the being rich part.
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yes, the baby is pretty ugly but I believe it will get much cuter with age when she loses her chubby cheeks :)
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Am I the only one who thinks the baby is adorable? She's such a chubby cutie. She looks weird in some of the pictures, but totally cute in the others. She's gonna be gorgeous when she's older. She's the perfect mix of her mommy and daddy, and the dad's pretty cute. Alessandra's not so bad either...
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Holy crap, that kid is fugly!!!! I think the diaper is on the wrong end.
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Hahaha! I'd totally use that baby for target practice.
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That baby looks like the Canadians on South Park.
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Blame Canada!
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You be the judge.
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LOL!
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Terrence and Philip's Asses of Fire!!!!
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That is a scary baby.
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Your little brother is so freaking hot!
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He's an asshole, is what he is.
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That's a little brother's job... it's what they do.
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but still better looking that Alba's Honor, no?
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anja got ale's dumbo ears.
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Bwah,hah,hah,hah, I remeber a while back when you guys were calling Jordan Price's baby Princess Tiami an ugly baby. Your actually going nice on this one.
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That's the thing... you could have two very good-looking parents but produce a rather average-looking baby (Chelsea Clinton is a good example). I hope Anja gets cuter/prettier when she gets older...
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Bug ,dude ,you think Hillary is good looking. Where are you from West Virginia.
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LOL. Ok, ok, I deserved that. I am just trying to give an example.... obviously I used a bad one. :-) (By the way, no I am not from West Virginia!).
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Did they make that Baby by combining their pictures?? UGGGGG-LY
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This is why celebrities try to hide their kids, just look at Rumer, they should have hid her better too
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This reminds me of the episode in Seinfeld about the UGLY BABY...
The poor thing got the looks of the dad rather than the mom, poor girl...
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Awww!! that's so cute! that baby's gonna grow into a real swan just like mommy...
btw, did anyone notice that douchebag of a husband wearing PLATEAU SHOES?? GET A REAL MAN ALE!!
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Her fiance is not going to marry her now. Did you know that men that impregnate women with female babies are three times less likely to marry them after birth than if they had a male child? This is evolutionary psychology at work! Even super-models are treated poorly when they have babies before marriage. Babies before marriage is a low-income and/or low-civility sport.
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"Babies before marriage is a low-income and/or low-civility sport."
WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS TRASH???
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"Did you know that men that impregnate women with female babies are three times less likely to marry them after birth than if they had a male child? "
That is true and makes sense but it does not apply to every men so it is pretty funny to say "Her fiance is not going to marry her now." like you're in his head or something.
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every man*
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you guys are harsh. There's no such thing as an ugly baby! They're all gorgeous!
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Kramer doesn't agree:
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The baby is ugly, ale looks very good
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Where did she adopt the baby chimp.
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What duh fuck??! That baby looks like a a little version of Susan Boyle! Hook her up with Heidi Klum's ugly baby boy. Fug tornado!
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Her baby is so ugly because of her constant smoking and drinking alcohol. Baby is also mentally retarded, although her mother can't tell as yet since she's a retard herself.
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Very nice Shaunaniqa,I think I hear the short bus coming,put on your hockey helmut and go catch it.
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I think her baby is absolutely adorable. So called 'ugly' babies usually turn out to be beautiful adults.
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That baby will be a beautiful woman
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the baby has Ale's natural ears LOL
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The kid has Ale's eyes and looks just like her. Ugly babies do not turn out to be beautiful babies later on. It's the features that count. Her baby has OK features (i dont like the eyes and the mouth though) so with make up, a hot body, hot hair, sexy dresses, etc etc later on, her baby might get away as a hottie but of course, the features will remain the same.
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I suppose people can grow into unattractive features and they can become attractive. I've seen some of my friend's baby pictures and they don't even look remotely the same now as they did then, their features have changed completely. I guess it just depends, if you have strong features as a baby then perhaps they don't change much but some people's can.
Ale's baby's ears can be fixed just like hers were and the baby's mouth is being made to look more down turned by her chubby cheeks, but i do think she's an absolute cutie and a lot of pretty babies do turn into ugly adults!
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I'm yet to see a baby who looks completely different as an adult with completely different features. Your features do not change; they just become clearer/sharper as you get older because the fat in your face goes away so the features stand out more. Also, when you're a baby, your nose, mouth, eyes, overall your features are tiny so you do not get to see the real shape or ugliness of those features, and that's why all babies look cute because their flaws are not recognizable because of their tiny features.
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She's right!
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fuck you d55.turkish bastard.a few decades ago you'd throw acid on a woman's face if she had make up, a hot body, hot hair, sexy dresses on.of course now you're the complete opposite.sluts aaaall the way.
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In my opinion, that baby needs a 'cheek-lift'.
I kid, I kid.
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ha. good one.
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Don't you mean, you rape kids....you rape kids....just like how you want to rape this one?
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well the baby is not very...emm...cute...she has the same dumbo ears that Alessandra had before the surgery...
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if i were alessandra, id look at salma hayek's baby and
a) cry b)try to steal her
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Salma Hayek has an ugly kid too so what are you talking about
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ahaahahha, true :D So has J.Alba, H.Berry and J.Lopez, but I do believe all those babies will look better as they get older.
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Yeah I didn´t want to be the mean one, but since everyone has said it, yeah, the baby is not the prettiest one, I only hope she gets cuter as she grows.
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Salma's baby is the cutest ever and i don't even like babies that much. Although most are funny looking and then turn up gorgeous, whatever, this baby looks happy and that's what matters i guess
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ummm that baby is sure...ummm, unique!
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Jessica Alba's baby is cuter than Salma Hayeks.
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That's like saying a lump of coal looks better than a ball of shit.
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Those ears....LOL...the same ears as her mom. To be honest Anja looks like Alessandra's dad....omg!!...SH...T
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haha
hopefully Adriana-Marko's baby will turn out better, but if it gets too many Marko genes, chances are it won't.
still, can't be worth than this one...
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*worse
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You terrible people hating on a little baby...she'll probably grow up to be model like her mom, meanwhile, the children of these haters and the haters themselves will wank off to future posts of her on The Bastardly in 25 years or so.
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Rhonda is an ugly black chick who smells like rotten onions and looks like King Kong. Her ugly name matches her disfigured face.
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If you go to the archives under Jordan Price everyone called her baby ugly actually Allessandra's kid is uglier than Princess Tiami.
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DAMNNN THAT IS ONE UGLY ASS BABY!!!!!!!
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i'm sorry but i can't help it. that is one ugly baby. LOL
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