Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes Pimp VS Merch @ NYC Flagship Store!
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
God damn it!! Another missed opportunity to see Adriana Lima! I'm considering making daily calls to the new NYC flagship store each morning inquiring about future appearances, but I have a feeling that's a bit on the creepy end.
NOTE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET MARKETING DEPARTMENT: Make your damn Angels model the bras & undies for the press. This will compel more dudes to buy your merchandise. It's a bastardly guarantee, damn it!
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes in Supermodel Obsessions Preview
- The Victoria's Secret Hottie Train Stops @ The Fontainebleau Resort
- Victoria's Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!
- Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes Unveil The Obsessions Collection
- Adriana Lima vs Doutzen Kroes: The Bastardly Sexy Angels Matchup
Funny Adriana
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YaY Adri!! She looks like a doll.
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Adriana is very pretty and she usually overshadows everyone she takes a picture with, but here I ONLY see Doutzen. That's how perfect Doutzen is.
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No way Winter, Adriana is a GODDESS, I didn't even see Doutzen in the picture!
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Adriana looks like she should have been in the movie:
Freaky Friday!! Something about her here is kinda old fashion.
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Shut the hell up you stupid dumpster slut. Adriana Lima is a real woman, unlike you. Go on a diet, you fat sow.
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hahahahahahahahaha
I know who this slunt is. You're Sierra, I called her grossly overweight (and she is) hahahahaha
And you say that I don't have a life?! You follow me around all the time!!!!
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Lol yes because that's JUST the sort of language I use when I write. It sounds more like your turn of phrase. You do women in general (and yourself) no favours refering to females as 'sluts'. In doing so you are reinforcing the social policing of women, ensuring that they remain subordinate through fear of 'downfall. I realise this may be wasted on you but still...
In your dreams, Pamela. You're not worth any attention. You're dull, tedious and stagnant. You can barely keep yourself interested in you. Thats why you starve youreself/throw up/bleach your hair/cover yourself in make-up/drench your profile in pointless, shiny images. ANYTHING to try and assume some kind of personality that isn't completely vacous and less than ordinary. It must be painful being you. Having a life that actually revolves around the bastardly website. Having no real friends, interests or intellect. Your only claim to being 'better' than others is usually the proclamations of your "sexy" boyfriend and how into you he is. No doubt he's also just some small-time loser with no personality who uses you for (probably degrading)sex while he goes off and see's other women who don't bore him to tears...
Please STOP sending me private messages. As I have said before, I am not interested in anything you have to say. And don't flatter yourself; if I had something to say to you, I would not do so anonymously. Shocking as it may be, your feelings and opinion do not matter to me. Thus, insulting you directly would not be difficult for me.
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Why are you describing yourself, bitch?? Yeah, I'll stop sending you private messages...cuz you ask so nicely :) You sound like a serious stalker, Sierra...however, you're not describing my life...
you don't know shit!!!! I realize that many people wanna punch you in the face (after seeing your bitchy photo) but don't take it out on this website!! Have some pride, PLEASE!!!
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PS - I like the way how you quickly put your pics back up after taking them down when I told you the truth about you so you wouldn't look like the fool you are =)
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haha no I was just in the process of 'refurbishing' my profile. Obviously, I can't make it as "interesting" as yours. If only I could find some pointless images to reflect my equally pointless personality!
And the truth about waht? I have nothing to be ashamed of, I like the way I look. If I looked like this:
I would probably be a little more self-conscious...
I hope this little thrill of attention makes you happy. Now you can insist I'm stalking you. d55 was very useful in posting this picture. I'm sure it doesn't do you justice though... Or something.
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OMG - WOW - You're muuuuch moooore sad than I thought...
what the hell did you do to my pic, you jealous bint?!
Man, you're sad...really, reallly sad...again, wow.
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...guess I hurt you even more than I realized by calling you that in a pm...wow.
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SIERRA IS A STUPID SLORE &&&& OBVIOUSLY TAMPERED WITH THE PHOTO &&&& SHE IS UGLY AS WELL!!! &&&& SHE IS THE CHEAPEST LOOKING HOOKER I'VE EVA SEEN!!!!
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Who gave this chimpanzee a bottle of bleach and a tube of cheap, orange lipstick?
I am going to have to talk to my dad about this one.
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TRUE SAY BLOOD DAT IS 1 UGGGGLY MUG DUNNO WEATHER ITS A RAT OR A MONKEY HAHA DATS 1 BIG ASS PUSS FILLED PIMPLE BY ITS MOUTH DAMN THIS CHICK NEEDS 2 B DISINFECTED LOL URGH NASTY!!!!
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Wow self-denial. The only person here who is guilty of projecting is you. But I guess that I would be the same if I lived such a pointless, empty life with absolutely nothing to offer...
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Wow, Sierra. You must feel really bad, feeling the need to blurr out stuff like that on a WEBSITE. Guess you aren't happy at all...
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haha yes Pam. I am the misguided, uhappy one. Go and wash your face. And buy a dictionary.
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LADIES AND GENTS - I am not that sick to even WANT to save Sierra's fatass picture, but I can safely say she looked as BITCHY as this:
However, this doll is veeery pretty, unlike Sierra who is ugly on the inside and out. Put your pic back up, bitch. The one where you had to suck the photog just to look at your ugly mug and take it =)
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Woops, the doll was too pretty anyway. I meant THIS:
Possessed by Satan.
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Oh my god, you are even scarier looking than i remembered! I am so happy that sierra posted your disgusting picture here. Thank you, Sierra. You've made my day a little brighter!
Pam, you are truly a sad sack of shit. Go to hell please.
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d55 or sierra herself.
Bot are stupid ass lickers with no morals at all.
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nice of u 2 join us. fuckin loser.
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Adriana no1..
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they look cute together
doutzen is A list beauty:P
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bad pictures. don't like when they make silly faces
need these in high rez plz
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i got a nickname for that, valentine heart hunter :)
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1 blonde & 1 darkhaired barbie...
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Where the hell is the bastardly regrettable tatoo cam? Does Adrina L. get special treatment or what???
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blowjobs from both of them, yeah!
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I find it so funny that Adriana looks so animated and Doutzen's just sittin' pretty.
Why would there be a regrettable tat cam on her? Who's even looking at her ankles anyways with a face and body like that?
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It kind of looks like Adriana threw a left cross and Doutzen rolled out of the way of the punch. CHICK FIGHT!
I kid.
CHICK FIGHT!
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Lima's all hype. Doutzen is the real beauty in these pics.
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Adriana's beauty is impressive. She is stunning.
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Adriana Lima is the hottest girl alive.
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I prefer Doutzen.
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Doutzen is more innocent pretty, while Adriana is more sexy pretty. If you get what I mean.
But anyhoo... Team Adriana!
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They look cute together!
more pix!
they both look amazing! but adri is #1
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way to celebrate your valentine on a season opener of nascar nationside series... adri is amazing an cool, #1 for all!!!
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way to celebrate your valentine day on a nascar nationwide series... adriana lima is amazing an cool, #1 for all, steelers rocks!!!
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My poor little heart can't handle all this beauty standing so close together any more.
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I didn't know that Lima has a tat....
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WHEN I CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE SIGHT EVERYTHING BUT THE PICTURES COME UP
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This is adorable. Their hair looks lovely. I do like the blonde a lot, actually. But I think Adriana still wins. She looks kind of funny and kooky...
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Advice for Duotzen: Never get your picture taken next to Adriana Lima.
Amazing that Adriana can make me look at Doutzen and think "meh".
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Doutzen a zillion times.
Adriana looks even cheaper close to her.
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Yo Brazilian, lay-off the hard stuff.....ADRIANA is a true GODDESS!!!
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