Adriana Lima Launches "Sexy Little Things Noir" Perfume in NYC


These were snapped yesterday at the hot new Victoria's Secret flagship store in NYC (58th & Lex). I guess I once again missed the memo that Adriana Lima was coming into town. Fuck.

Following a long hiatus from the cameras, Adri was back to doin' her marketing thang (i.e. holding a bottle of the new perfume next to her overly exposed, shinny boobies). We last saw her at Roberto Cavalli's Boutique Opening Party a couple months back and haven't heard from her since. She didn't even bother making a public comment about scandalous accusations that her husband, D-list basketball player Marko Jaric, assaulted a gold-digging Philly woman.

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I LOVE ADRIANA LIMA BUT SHE HAD A BOOB JOB

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:05am
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she didn't have a boob job , she got pregnant
and when women get pregnant their boobs tend to grow

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 12:36pm
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don't fool yourself. she definitely got a boobjob. even before the whole jaric deal yo.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 2:05pm
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I say shes on birth control, which is why her boobs looks fuller

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 8:08pm
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pregnancy aside I'm gonna go with the fake boobs arguement because of the dramatic change from 2000 to 2001 in photos. Don't get why the modelling world is consumed with her and bar rafaeli I guess pudgy faces are the "in" thing

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 9:50pm
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Boobs done since day one in VS.
She looks wasted. The only good thing are her Louboutin but her hideous tatoo is ruining them.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 7:41am
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her lips used to be bigger

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:07am
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mmmmmm...come here little lady, I'll comb that beautiful hair of yours and let you sample the goods. . . .

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:09am
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mmmmmm...come here little lady, I'll comb that beautiful hair of yours and let you sample the goods. . . .

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:09am
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Marriage has done her good

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:20am
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Man!, I think I am guessing, nope, but im loving her body past years...

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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Things i am suspecting: boob job (not because of these pix; i've been observing for a while) and pregnancy

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:59am
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Nice legs and fake bulbous titties on page 1... the rest might as well be d55's worm-like body and negative ass. Blah.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 4:05am
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Goliano's pathetic ass trying to get my attention again like guys in elemantry school or on playground do...you know, how they pull your hair and call you names out of nowhere haha...fucking jobless, ugly, wannabe thug loser.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 4:15pm
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d55 = Nelson Muntz
Goliano = Bart Simpson

Or the other way around, it´s up to you folks

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 5:24pm
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Analyzing your logic would fill a psychologists' career.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 6:38pm
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Seems he did get your attention.
U R AN EASY TARGET.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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shes pregnant. all the weight is going to her face boobs and belly! her face is pudgy like and her boobs are damn!!! so yaaaaaaaaa congrats adri :)

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 5:00am
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She is pregnant!

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 5:11am
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Still and always will be my number 1.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 6:31am
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i am not sure about the boob job i will be sure after she give birth. usually during the preg period boobs become huge

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 7:22am
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She didn't have a boob job, I'm 99,9% sure she's pregnant.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 7:24am
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you gotta be pretty stupid to think those breasts are fake or have no clue how to tell the difference.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 8:29am
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Stuning! She looks sensational as always. Cute&Sexy!
Amazing dress and shoes.
In my opinion the makeup could be better. I don't like red lipstick.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 8:43am
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adrii !I definately like her eyebrows when they are darker though

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 11:10am
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The face is past the expiration date.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 12:09pm
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I don't like the hair color, she looks much better with brown and highlights..I don't think she had a boob job. The design of that dress exposes boobs too much so her boobs look bigger. I know guys have no idea what i'm talking about but you girls should know if you have boobs.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 12:10pm
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adriana is my goddess until death.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 12:52pm
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I dont think she's pregnant.She just looks busted and gross. Always thought she'd get better with age. Guess i was wrong.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 12:55pm
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Hot enough to cause a heat wave off the coast of Antartica.
The leg game is definately set to sexy. Still the hottest chick ever. That is my verdict. Accept it as gospel...

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 1:10pm
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Oh fuck me sideways, I thought you'd gone and gotten AIDS and died already or gotten thrown in the stripey hole for robbing some old lady. I guess not. No one wants to accept your "gospel", just like no woman wants to fuck you. This site has enough horny niggers on it. Go away.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 11:43pm
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Crawl back inside your syringe, sPam.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 1:16pm
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actually, loki DOES need to GTFO.

some people just need to go and move on and he's one of them.

for once, the troll is correct.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 1:23pm
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and by correct, i mean, he needs to go away. not about the racist bullshit.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 1:24pm
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I do not like the hair cut or color. A light golden brown really flatters her, whereas this dark brown blunt cut is a little harsh. And damn, her girls looks huge! Really pretty eyes though,as always.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 1:16pm
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something definitely looks off about her..maybe it is the hairline. im pretty sure shes wearing a wig therefore its not her natural hairline or color and is making her forehead look really square. or maybe its that shes paler than usual..or her giant tits which i would normally assume fake but her body looks like shes gained weight so maybe she is preggers...i wouldnt be surprised everyones shooting out babies these days

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 1:46pm
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She has hairy arms dude!

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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adriana lima is the best, gorgeous, sexy, great personality THE GODDESS!

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:19pm
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She looks ugly here. The hair is not flattering at all... Its poorly cut and styled. She looks better with medium brown hair that is long and wavy.
Her eyes look small, her face looks fuller than usual, and she looks bored/disoriented.

And no, her tits are not fake. And no, she's not pregnant. People have been speculating that she's pregnant since february. She seemed to have a tiny bump back in february, but it hasn't grown even a TINY bit since then. In fact, her belly looks flatter now. She probably just gained weight a few months ago and now she lost it.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 3:23pm
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i agree, her hair is too harsh for her colouring...shouldnt her 'people' have known this? bastards.
boobs are on point though, must say

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 4:56pm
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No matter what people say, i still think she got a boob job. If you look at her from 2000 til today, you will see it. I did, and i came to this conclusion: She started off with naturals, got a boob job, took them out only to have them again. In this pic, for example, no way in hell that they are real:

http://adrianalimafan.net/gallery/full/1475/

They are clearly rock hard; it is as if 2 balls are sitting on her chest, and if you saw that runway show, they were not moving AT ALL while she was walking. These days, she is bigger so she has more breast tissue so they dont look that fake....as a matter of fact, they barely look fake.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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you're just jealous cuz you got some saggy ass tits. Adri is 100% natural, BITCH!!

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 5:13pm
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You stupid whore. I'm probably known to be the biggest Adriana Lima fan on here. You got stuff to catch up on.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 11:47pm
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if you were a fan than you wouldnt make some nasty shit up about this beautiful woman. and if u really are a fan, than you need to buy some glasses!!!
she didnt get implants, her tits are perfect. and if SOMEHOW she did get implants, she got a reeeeeaaaallly good plastic surgeon because her tits are amazing and they really suit her body and she was smart. so either way, she looks great!

get your dog tits outta here

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:05am
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I adore Adriana but I have to admit she doesn't look her best here. She needs to lose some weight.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 5:22pm
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d55 you might be right, in that pic her boobs are definitely fake looking. She probably did have her boobs done some time ago when she started modeling for VS, but I don't think they're different size now they are just squashed by that dress.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 5:38pm
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should be a bastardly hand technique for how she was holding that perfume ball thingy

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 6:55pm
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Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 9:08pm
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pregnancy aside I'm gonna go with the fake boobs arguement because of the dramatic change from 2000 to 2001 in photos. Don't get why the modelling world is consumed with her and bar rafaeli I guess pudgy faces are the "in" thing

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 9:48pm
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Take it from a boob expert, those boobs are milky, not silicony.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 10:17pm
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I hope she is either pregnant or started using the topical cream that is advertised on the radio that is guaranteed to produce bigger, fuller breasts without surgery all for $19.99. I’m not sure why she would get implants this late in her career, if she did, because she was perfect to begin with.

McPerv, how does one become a boob expert? Are there online certification courses or do you have to attend classes where it’s more hands on?

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 11:37pm
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Well I could be wrong about Adriana, but I'm a fan of pregnant bellies and breasts. Judging from Internet photos, it appears she did have a boob job, but the way the boobs are spilling out on the outer sides, I'm wondering if she is pregnant as well. The dress is one that would hide a belly bulge, which makes me suspicious as well, plus she recently got married. If she is pregnant and this is her boobs in the early months, those babies are going to explode.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 9:56am
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oooh. i like those Louboutins.

^_^

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 11:49pm
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She is just stunning, I hope she hasn't had a boob job.

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 @ 11:56pm
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those are some fake titties - way to perky, natural boobies sag too much - I like fake boobies - always perky!

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 1:37am
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"shinny"?

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 2:56am
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SHE HAD A BOOB JOB AND LIP INJECTION.SHE HAD A BOOB JOB in 2001 AND HER LIPS SOMETIMES LOOK BIGGER SOMETIMES LOOK SMALLER.LOOK ON GOOGLE AT ADRIANA LIMA PLSTIC SURGERY.I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 6:20am
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She might be on the pill, it does make you gain some weight and makes your boobs bigger.
Nonetheless, she is absolutely gorgeous.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 7:01am
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I've been on the pill for almost 10 years now and it didn't make me gain any weight nor did it make my breats bigger. I'm actually glad about that because they're big enough as it is. My point is that the pill doesn't necessarily do those things, it depends on the woman and the pill she's taking.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:12am
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adriana lima is gorgeous but not natural deal with it btw her natural eyes colour are green not blue she wears contact lenses.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 9:42am
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I have a boob job just like hers and they're fabulous. Girls if you're gonna do the procedure get saline not silicone, get the tear drop shape and do it over the muscle - they will look and feel natural - there is no need for 80's style boob jobs - oh and also don't go bigger than a 'C' cup

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 9:52am
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I don't find her attractive at all.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 10:14am
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Not attractive *at all*? Not having her in your Top 10 is one thing, but not being attracted to her at all is another. Plus you said the [fake] Cassie spread eagle pic was unappealing.

OK I'll just leave it at that. . . .

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:38am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Different folks, different strokes...

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:42am
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.. and thank goodness for that. I hope someday I'll fall for a woman that I won't have much competition for or better yet (though obviously much less likely) find a supermodel who falls for me the same way Adriana fell for Marko.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 1:29pm
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Yes, I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, just some people need to accept who they are and will be happier. When neither Adriana Lima nor a hot naked woman in the spread eagle position do anything for you, I think it's time to think about things.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 3:05pm
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My gut reaction is she is preggers. Maybe a Bastardly poll is called for here.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 1:32pm
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I am always a big fan of Lima, but I have to agree she's not looking her best here. Looks like she gained some weight?

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:21pm
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shes prego. for sure. perfect tits!!

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 2:33am
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umm, do any of the guys really care if she's had aboob job? notice how its mostly women that have pointed it out? personally couldnt give a shit, she aint my bitch and she aint in my top ten (i know, hate me go on-whooo)

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:12pm
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I care not if her boobs are fake or no. But i have to laugh at all the guys who are like 'i know how to tell if breasts are real'. Yeah? Do you HAVE breasts? Gawd.

And no, fondling your moobs does not count.

At the end of the day the only people who know for sure are Adriana herself and her plazzy surgeon.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:28pm
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ok i think she is pregnant too...it would explain the dark hair,you cant dye it when your pregnant cuz of the chemicals and if she left it lighter she would get like 9 months worth of dark roots...as for the boob job she did not get one,you can tell she works out her chest and has always had defined breast muscles which can make them look like that,plus weight gain factor and she was prob on the pill(which makes ur boobs get bigger and u gain weight)

theres my two cents lol

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 4:42am
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