Adriana Lima Pregnant! (DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!!!)
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
These are from earlier in the month where Adriana picks out her beauty favorites at the Lexington Victoria's Secret Store. Thanks Kim!
Yes folks, Adriana Lima is pregnant. Well, there's been rumors flying around for a while now but it was confirmed by a rep to US Magazine this week that Adriana & Lucky Bastard Marko Jaric are expecting their first child. It was bound to happen but I guess we didn't want to have to see it.
already?
That was fast!
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Marko is a smart man....well played you bastard!
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Yeah it was fast. But any man worth his weight would be all over it like a rash on tramp. Well at least it puts all those stupid virgin rumours to rest.
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It'll be interesting to see how she approaches this...
my bet is she'll get the pregnancy glow and never quite return to shape...she was gaining weight anyways.
Ale did it, though. She looks amazing.
Oh, and this kid is going to have some confusing genes- perfection + Marko Jaric = what?
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hahaha! you may have a point... About the kid. It could go either way for the young'un. For her sake, I prey it gets her looks.
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the "virgin" Adriana Pregnant??????
no, it can't be!!!!!
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I fucking hate it when hot girls get knocked up.
Why would ANYONE want to stretch out their vag just to poop out a fucking clone of themselves? I don't get it.
Kids are fucking lame. They suck. They aren't fun. They smell. They take away from fun time.
Don't stretch out your vag. DON'T DO IT.
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you may not want to have kids but who is going to take care of you when you get old and will need some help and care? Right, kids. I'm not saying people should have kids to take care of them when they get old but hey, it's one of many reasons. Besides a woman's vag. does go back to normal size after giving birth to an average size baby, there's also selective c-section if you don't mind a little scar.
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fuck the vag stretching because it does stretch. i have fucked girls that have had kids and it is like sticking my cock inside of a cave. a very, very big cave.
fuck the scar. scars aren't hot. not even fake boob scars. i don't want scars on my girls. NO SCARS.
when i get old i will take care of myself. i will be fine. and if i'm not, i'll go find a 25 year old girl to take care of me so i can also check out her dumper while she is giving me a hot sponge bath.
kids suck.
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oh that's beautiful, treating a girl like if she's just a vagina...what about your mother sweetie? U see, I agree with u, she shouldn't have had you...
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Go home.
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U MUST HAVE A SMALL COCK THEN WISELOOD
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Well....there is one woman that should have re-thought child birth...and that's YOUR MOM.
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wiseblood i am so loving your comments lately. i think youre funny. and i couldnt have said it better myself. dont worry, im a hot girl and i wont stretch out my vag. (knock on wood!) and dont listen to these haters they dont know shit
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thanks for screwing up my day
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I agree,
NOW, i am really someday KILL THAT MEMPHIS PLAYER OF MARKO JARCI! "FUCK YOU!"
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hm. how about that? good for her, i guess.
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Was a mistake to get her pregnant so fast, won't be able to have as much fun with Adriana with a whiny needy baby around.
Though I have to admit I would've done the same, look at her, how could you put your jizz in a condom or pull out? I'd put it all in her vag too.
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He sealed the deal quite quickly ... Besides she won't make it for the Fashion Show as Alessandra did it... And that is bad news...
Congratulations to them anyways.
Dammit !
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Let´s hope that the baby looks more like the mother than the father.
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saddest day ever...
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the latest is adriana is taking serbian citizenship
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My god she's gorgeous!
Let's just hope she gets back in shape after having the baby.
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FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!
first gisele now adriana!!!
UGGHHHH NOW SHES NOT GONNA BE IN THE VS SHOW
WORST NEWS EVER:@
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big whoop...
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Well looks like Adriana will just be handing her Crown to Megan Fox after all.
this was quite unexpected.
So if youve Ever wanted to Bag the Hottest Supermodel on EARTH,
Trick her into Marrying you, Deliver Balls Deep Anal in Her Colon and then
get her Pregnant dont waste time going to College, Bettering yourself,
Saving the Whales,Finding the Cure for Cancer or any of that Bullshit.
Just Join the N.B.A, where while Only Averaging 17 Points Per YEAR.
you to could be Swimming in Hot Model Pussy in No Time.
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You'd think $6.5M a season in the NBA would make you the man. This clown, who really sucks even by NBA benchwarmer standards, will be nothing more than an entry in Adriana's obituary when she dies 60 years from now. Oh yeah, he'll be tearing that ass up from now until then so I don't feel sorry for him at all. He must have been an abused puppy in a former life.
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lets hope this couples baby is a lot less dissapointing than the 'Brangelina' three.
ps. i bet her hubby had so much fun making that kid...
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You pathetic pricks never stood a chance, so why is this particular woman getting pregnant bad news to y'all? Why the fuck do you care? Is it of any significance or importance to your pitiful little lives?! Fuck no it isnt. You group of human waste need to go out in the REAL world and maybe try to talk to a REAL woman sometime. Heres some news for you, ADRIANA LIMA DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND NEVER DID/WILL. Get the fuck over it. She's gonna pop out a kid or 2 and live happily ever after with her fugly husband. Too bad for you losers!
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Wow. She's absolutely glowing!
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Not one bit surprised...but for some reason, and I'm just guessing, I don't think her relation with this dude is going to last too long....He got what he wanted he'll probably move on..That's celebs, and we all know it.
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Her hair is going to look ridiculous. Or it should if she doesn't continue to colour it during pregnancy. Unless this is more her natural colour?
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Nah, her natural hair color is dark dark brown, which i think suits her the best anyways. For this event, she had to be cleopatra hence the harsh hair color and weird cut
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her hair is naturally a mediumish-darkish brown. I think she looks best with medium brown hair, dark hair looks too harsh on her and makes her face look even rounder (which is not good)
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but i saw her modelling card say "dark brown"
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oh.. yeah.. maybe you're right. I just remember seeing a video of her when she was 15 and her hair looked lighter. not medium brown, but not quite dark brown either, more like something in between. but that's still pretty dark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHUe4u-NUWc&feature=related
see? it looks like a chocolate brown, not an almost black-brown
however, maybe its just the lighting
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look at the video at the 2:16 mark.... doesn't it look medium brown? not black or dark brown as we are accustomed to seeing her.
but regardless of hair color, she's still gorgeous... so it doesn't really matter
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i'm not trying to argue, by the way.. *shakes in fear*
;)
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oh come on, you see her modelling card?? even if you did modelling cards lie lie lie
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WOW, that bastard gotten so damn lucky these years, and I can torn up this dude shit well.
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Good for her, I hope it's a boy in case the baby takes after its father :)
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For some twisted reason and my hatred towards Marko Jaric, I hope the kid comes out to be half black.
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Best wishes, i hope he trully loves her
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Gorgeous
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She is 2 months pregnant and looks amazing in these pictures. I really wonder how the kid will look like...I mean, her man has 2 major flaws...his eyes (i wonder how he buys glasses for them...he probably gets them custom-made) and nose. See, women should choose their men wisely. Why would you wanna punish your future kids with ugly genes? It's not fair to the kid damnit.
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http://www.makemebabies.com/viewbaby.php?server_id=2&folder_id=1000&imag...
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my god!
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I don't trust that pic... considering it's a boy they're having.
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Creepy baby is in the oven.
Amazing how this link shows the baby with exact Lima real hair.
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many people claim she is 5 month preg, yes your girl had pre marriege sex
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yeah, I believe she's about 5 month preg. too, her boobs are big and she doesn't wear tight dresses anymore, but if she's only 2-3 months along and already shows she is going to explode, lol :) She will be beautiful no matter what.
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wonder how the child will look like.
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she looks gorgeous! my god! i love her and wish her & marko the best. the child will be beautiful. shes the hottest mother 2 b!
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she looks so fucking beautiful here I have no words
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fuck you marko, this is the worst day ive had in a long while
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these pics are extremely photoshoped
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Well thats lame but it was always going to happen at some point though
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She's such a liar, has a civil ceremony with this "i used to ride the short bus, <70IQ" guy because she was pregnant. What happened to "i'm waiting until marriage, men have to respect me, I go to church every sunday". She didn't have a catholic wedding which in the catholic world means nada. Even Gisele got married in a church. When you "elope" in Wyoming we know that means your feet were in the air before the ring was on your finger.
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everybody knows they fuck the ladder up... you shouldnt be so naive...
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To me it would be very odd if a beautiful 27 y.o woman was a virgin...
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^^^shit happens. she looks fucking hot btw! congrats to the couple.
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^^^^oh, and don't bring manface dragqueen gisele into this, pretty soon she will get dumped like bridget once hes done with her/him. Tom is the biggest tool on earth.
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Most of the guys here sound like sexually abused closeted homos that have never touched a woman in real life.
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if there any "Love this comment" button, I'll click it right away..
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yay, i hope the baby doesn't get Marko's eyes.
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Life is a bitch on The Bastardly. Here it is 8:00 pm EST on June 12, and there's not one mention of Adriana's birthday. After all the posts on her over the years, she has seemingly fallen off the radar screen. Guess that's what being married and knocked up will do for a gal around here.
Happy Birthday, Adriana. Those of us who remember you from back in the day still love you and think you are hot and worthy of our attention!!
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