Adriana Lima vs Doutzen Kroes: The Bastardly Sexy Angels Matchup

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com; Lucky Bastard in the middle: Robert Buckley

These were snapped last night @ Victoria's Secret's 2009 'What is Sexy?' List Party hosted by our favorite Angels Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes. The event was held at the ultra-lux Bowery Hotel in NYC.

I know choosing between these two women is nearly impossible, but Bastardly is known for asking the tough questions in this cut-throat industry...


MORE: Did you see pics of Doutzen & Adri yesterday when they were at the VS flagship store on Lex/59th? CHECK IT!

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Adriana is way way Sexier!!...n adriana is a legend here in Bastardly so it's kinda of a unfair match...

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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Jesus Christ does Lima look hot in those shoes and that dress. Not even close. I would literally fuck her until I died from a heart attack.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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Is this a serious question?

Doutzen doesn't hold a candle to Adriana Lima!
Adriana is a stunner.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 1:52pm
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Is it me or is adriana lima looking a little bit like Megan fox.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 1:58pm
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Yeah I thought that, pic 5.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 2:05pm
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Of course not! Megan Fox is a tranny.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 2:08pm
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You're right. I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 1:35am
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Adriana....hands down. This chick is ageless, she looks amazing. Is it just me or does Kroes somewhat resemble a young, prettier Kim Basinger?

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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adriana all the way

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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Well I was going to go with the rest of the crowd saying Lima, but actually Doutzen looks good too...it is a hard choice. But I would go with Doutzen, she somehow looks sexier on this photos...But whoever wins I'm happy.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 2:26pm
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my goddess adri it's the winner.this blond it's no match for adriana. in adriana we trust. amen

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 3:11pm
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come on, pic 5 under the eye area all photoshoped

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 3:12pm
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Adriana wins the day. She is gorgeous and very cute. Her legs are amazing. Offcourse Doutzen is very pretty and sexy, but not as pretty and sexy Adriana is.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 3:27pm
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I dont know if anybody can look sexier when standing next to Adriana..

although theres something about her thats a little different... I agree her make up and hair colour make her look a little Megan Fox-y (she's still hotter than Megan) but she's also looking younger these days.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 4:12pm
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HOTTER THAN MEGAN? HA YA RIGHT

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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How can you compare apples and oranges? Adriana should be compared with another sultry model like Candace, not the angelic Doutzen.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 4:16pm
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Yes, I'd like to see an Adriana vs Irina matchup.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 4:40pm
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Wow ... I really feel sorry for Doutzen!
She looks so miserable,ugly,borring next to Adriana ... Really VS, have some mercy on Doutzen & stop putting her next to Adriana ...
Adriana&Alessandra, that would be an amazing battle ...
There's no match here, Adriana all the ways!

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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Wow ... I really feel sorry for Doutzen!
She looks so miserable,ugly,boring next to Adriana ... Really VS, have some mercy on Doutzen & stop putting her next to Adriana ...
Adriana&Alessandra, that would be an amazing battle ...
There's no match here, Adriana all the ways!

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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there's really no competition here. Its like comparing Louboutin and ShoeWorld.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 4:56pm
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Don't think so, these girls represent different looks. Adriana is a bikini/lingerie model and Doutzen is a high fashion model.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 5:28pm
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Riiight because Lacroix, Armani, Valentino and Emanuel Ungaro are SO not high fashion. To be a 'supermodel' you must have both a background in haute couture and have commercial success. Whether people like it or not Adriana satisfies both of these requirements. She has done high fashion, and fair enough now she is more commercial but she was high fashion, and now Doutzen does the lingerie thing so it is fair to put them into the same category where, in my opinion Doutzen is found to be lacking.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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First, I never said Doutzen was a supermodel; I said she was a high fashion model. Second, Adriana may have walked the runway for big fashion names, but she has never been their "face". The only name major that comes up with Adriana is Victoria's Secret. VS realized that Doutzen was a high demand model and they picked her up (even though she's not a lingerie model imo). Adriana, while extremely hot, is not a name that comes up as first choice when major designers are looking for a girl to represent them. Doutzen has done major campaigns for Calvin Klein, Gucci, Valentino, Pronovias, Guerlain, etc. She has not only walked the runways of top designers, but she is in the same category as Gemma Ward or Jessica Stam. She is the "it" girl of the fashion world, while Adriana is the "it" girl of the lingerie world and internet perverts (that means all of us). Don't get me wrong, I think Adriana is sexy as hell, but honestly, she is not a high fashion model.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 6:15pm
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Amen to that.
Go Nederlands.
Lima´s tatto is gross and that dress is horrendous.
Poor thing.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 9:12am
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well no shes not high fashion anymore because shes making more money now doing commercial work but walking for any of the brands she did when she first started means she was originally high fashion. You can't walk for an haute couture house and not be classed as high fashion. When she was young she was like a waif and did look high fashion too, now shes sultry and sexy because shes grown up so the commercial work suits her more.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 9:17am
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Doutzen Kroes is just a Denise Richard ripoff anyway. I get that she is pretty, they are just not at the same level....Not even close.
Alina's original comparison was pretty dead on.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 6:20pm
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Adriana is very versatile, she is more on the commercial side but shes done High Fashion Eds and walked the runways for big designers. Who cares if she wasn't on VOGUE 20 times or is a face of a high end costly brand. I mean who wants to see the same model on Vogue over and over?

and for the record, Adriana is so beyond Douzten. shouldn't even be in the same match up. poor douzy.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 2:25am
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You do realize that doing numerous campaigns, in other words, advertisements, means that the girl is commercial right?

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 3:30pm
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I never saw Adriana look hotter. I got an instant hard-on seeing her and wanked it off in one and a half minute !!!

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 5:45pm
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Alright, Little Dieter! Jack it! Right On! Tom Cruise number one! Coca Cola!

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 6:16pm
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London Keys, Richard. That's all I'm going to say. London Keys. And Lilly Kingston. Just do it.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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I've never been the biggest Adriana fan, but DAMN. She looks so so so so attractive in these pictures.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 5:53pm
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Doutzen is sensational. She always looks flawless.
But Adriana is way superior.
Nobody can match Adriana. Maybe Alessandra come close.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 7:12pm
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Adriana is so f'n hot I would literally eat her poop. I know its gross but its so, so true.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 10:00pm
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Doutzen all the way! Never liked Adriana.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009 @ 10:24pm
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Adriana does resemble Megan Fox here, but she's not as hot as Megan.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 12:55am
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I think it just boils down to this...Kroes is more elegant and display's a more classic beauty, while Lima is sultry and exhibits more sex appeal. Well regardless, I shamefully admit that I would take out a second mortgage on my house just to pay for a night with either of these two broads.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 1:42am
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They both are hot.
adriana is better tho :)

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 2:18am
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They both look great.

Friday, February 13th, 2009 @ 11:21am
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doutzen all the way because she's perfection

Saturday, February 21st, 2009 @ 3:39pm
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adriana is beautiful UNTIL SHE OPENS HER MOUTH. doutzen is beautiful but NEED TOOTH BLEACHING.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 @ 8:32pm
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Does no one else not see Doutzen's ugly legs? her huge shoulders? her man-like built? her ugly ass upper lip? and she is wearing this weird lipstick that makes her look sick and about to throw up...no competition here...Lima

Sunday, March 15th, 2009 @ 1:42am
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but i dont like how Lima's face is all meaty in pic 11 and on....

Sunday, March 15th, 2009 @ 1:58am
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