Aishwarya Rai Making Elizabeth Banks Look "Average" At Cannes

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These were snapped earlier today at the "Up" movie premiere held at the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival going down right now.



Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com
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i'll take some of that curry-smelling pussy right now.

she looks damn good.

AND I FUCKING HATE CURRY...so there you go. that's how fucking hot she is.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 11:56pm
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Please, curry tastes great. Aish, on the other hand, is NOT that great. She was pretty way back when, but now she looks like an Indian auntie!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:12pm
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WOW, I just called that, Nice Rally of Photographers!

Too bad some people had to some serious bending to take east side of the shot.

Damn, shes looking so damn hell good!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:13am
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Damm you Moe!!!

Why do I have to choose, why not just start my own little east meets west sandwich with me as the "meat".

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:43am
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oh wow, how could i forget about Aishwarya? ooooof, those eyes. beautiful gowns though, on both these women

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:00am
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I truly do not understand everyones fascination with Aishwarya Rai, something about her face just looks messed up. Maybe she is related to a bird of some sort or something, but she just does not look good. Rocking bodies on both of them. But I would def. take Ms. Banks, besides you know she is way more fun to be around.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:45am
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Aishwarya is so over rated in looks... I bet first thing in morning, before the make up and hair and everything, she isn't any more special than anyone else..

Myself I would take Elizabeth over her ANY day...

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:35am
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I haven't seen any of the films Aishwarya Rai has starred in except for the English-language ones, which aren't so great -- the Last Legion is absolutely terrible. The face glitter and the dress also seem kind of silly. Elizabeth Banks does look like she'd be more fun and better in bed.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 4:15am
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I like Elizabeth more. She doesn't seem as high maintenance.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 5:51am
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Elizabeth is ageing better. Plus she's funny so she gets my vote.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:11am
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Aishwarya Rai HAS A HOOK NOSE,MAN JAW LOOKS LIKE TWEETY THE BIRD NOT TO MENTION SHE'S PLASTIC: ENLARGEMENT OF EYES,NOSE JOB,HIGHER CHEEK BONES AND PLUMPING OF LIPS,LOOKS LIKE SHIT WITHOUT MAKEUP AND I THINK HER EYES ARE FAKE TOO CUZ HER PARENTS HAVE BROWN EYES,I DONT LIKE HER WEIRD BODY,NO SEX APPEAL,SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN FROM THE PROFILE.SHE IS NOT PRETTY JUST DIFFERENT.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:06am
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What the fuck dude? Are you really retarded?

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 11:21am
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You really know nothing about genetics do you? As if brown eyed parents couldn't have non-brown eyed children.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:35pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Dunno if s/he is retarded, just childish. I've seen so many angry comments like these around here lately. About every female, though esp. Megan Fox.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:30pm
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man all ya'll are jealous....u guys talk shitt just to make urself feel better.....both aish n elizebeth are pretty.....do don't evenn give a shiit for wuthchu guys think there u go....losers man u guys are jealous....

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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Elizabeth is much finer in my eyes

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:32am
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indians have big noses and they're ugly.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:50am
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and i assume, by your name, that you look like a babboon?

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:40am
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i bet h yu're an ugly big nose indian shit

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:13am
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ugly- NO
Big Nose- SUBJECTIVE
Indian- YES
Shit- NO

and im positive "pimp mike" that you are currently jobless and some indian took your place and your woman :P

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 5:07am
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eliza is more feminine aish has a hook nose, man jaw and bulbous eyes. her face is not perfect.her eyes are hazel or brown not green.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:55am
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rai doeant appeal me at all is something off about her face manly nose,jaw,tweety eyes.compare her with charlize theron,angelina jolie or adriana lima all 3 of them have soft feminine faces.aish is old and no sexappeal.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 9:19am
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Aish looking like a Queen ....Aishwarya= Most Beautiful

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 9:42am
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she really does make the Banks girl look average, i'm amazed

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 9:43am
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Elizabeth has a pretty girl-next-door look to her. She's also much friendlier looking than Aishwarya.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 9:45am
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Elizabeth does have more of a natural beauty, Aish is pretty but looks so fake, I love the eyes, but I just wonder if they are as pretty with out makeup...still I'd hit them both.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:05am
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how can somebody do make-up to their eyes??
lol
Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful..
accept it or die..

Monday, June 8th, 2009 @ 4:24pm
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C'mon, it's obvious that Ash is more beautiful, no comparison here.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:15am
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manik sen

"Aish looking like a Queen ....Aishwarya= Most Beautiful" WHAT the Fuck? Most beautiful? According to whooooo? to people that live in the box and havent seen women 100000 better looking than her. Give me a break, she might the prettiest among Indian Women (due to her light eyes) but that's about it. I see girls prettier than her on a daily basis. Angelina, Adriana Lima are beautiful woman not her. Take away her light eyes she would like any other typical Indian women absolutely nothing special about her. I dont think she had pastic surgery but she had botox done to her face thats for sure. It cracks me up when I hear she's the most beautiful woman I swear oh come on loool. what's is beautiful about her? Her body is good ut her face is nothing more than Pretty.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:15am
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YU'RE SO RIGHT

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:23pm
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your comment cracks me up. where on earth do you live that you see women prettier than aishwarya on a daily basis?? LOLlll

u said BOTOX? everyone does botox, even your angelina and adriana so stop using botox as a weapon against her. she was, is and always will be beautiful in her own right! and beauty is subjective so do respect other peoples sentiments when they consider her to be beautiful.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:31am
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hey, calm down. This is just riane (aka d55´s apprentice if not d55 herself using some of her alias).
I mean, who gives a fuck about them both?

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:33am
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Elizabeth is pretty, but Aishwarya is prettier.

/I'll take 'em both to go

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:17am
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The Indian chick is too dark. Hate dark nipples and Indian chicks have really dark hairy pussies plus big noses just like this woman. YUCK!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:18am
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... and im sure you spend sleepless nights wanking off to blond bimbos as no woman in her right mind would be with you... :P

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:02am
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The white woman is not hot.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:18am
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ugly curry indian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go back to India!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:43am
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Mmmm Tasty. I'd take both and put them on a platter.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:55am
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Aishwarya looks like a princess, the other one looks like a man. I think every woman will look ugly standing next to Aishwarya.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 11:01am
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They both look very pretty but Aishwarya does make Elizabeth look average.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 11:26am
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Elizabeth is such a boring blonde.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:38pm
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junglegirl any would look ugly next to her? HAHA speak 4 urself. Adrianas and Angelina would make her look ugly any time of the day same applies to any other beautiful woman. I sure think u would look ugly standing next to her or any other hottie. Have u seen every woman on the planet to say shit like that? no you havent. Now lets move on

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:19pm
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INDIAN MEN AND WOMEN ARE UGLY AND THEY HAVE BIG NOSES.AISHWARAYA IS BEAUTIFUL FOR INDIAN PEOLPLE CUZ THEY'RE UGLY ANWAY SHE HAS UGLY BIG NOSE WITH MANLY JAW.WTF??ADRIANA LIMA,ANGELINA JOLIE,CHARLIZE THERON,BELLUCCI ARE BEAUTIFUL NOT HER.AISHWAR. IS AVERAGE IN HER MOVIES AND IN HER CANDIDS.SHE IS FAKE AND OLD.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:32pm
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I really dont understand what you just said.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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Some of you people have major issues and need to go see a shrink asap. Why insult an entire ethnicity just because you don't like the way one woman looks? And what the fuck is up with this racism? Go to TheSuperficial and spew your bile there. On a personal note, I find Middle Easterners and South Asians to be the best looking people in the world. Beauty is beauty, and those of you who say otherwise, I gotta ask: what do YOU look like? Not exactly winning beauty competitions are ya? Obviously, we can also scratch out the inner beauty part, too.

I find Elizabeth average at best as far as blondes go so she definitely looks average next to Aishwarya since she already is average. If you're going to compare a blonde with Aishwarya, it has to be with someone of comparable looks, like Charlize Theron. Aishwarya is past her prime, but this is what she looked like in her heyday:

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Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:15pm
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Perfect, really, really perfect
Thanks for providing us with these beautiful pics of this gorgeous spec of a woman

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 6:43am
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Delicious, the brunette one

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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that brunette looks like a pageant queen. fake bitch.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:28pm
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fuck you white american trash with all your racist indian comments - go hump your fat white wives and give more pocket money to your druggie children - cos the only thing good in your fucked up economy is your BLACK president !!!!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:54pm
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I think Aishwarya does her best "acting role" on the red carpet.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 4:00pm
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catalyst HAha, lol never knew there was an association bw white and fat hmm I dont think one equals the other. If so Indian =equals stinky, curry, ugly nose hmm there is so much more. Poor you guys, Aishwarya is the only bitch you can be proud she is the only woman that can look decent and represent India haha just deal with it not everyone likes her. Oh by the way she's flatchested that dress isnt flattering at all and white isnt a good color for her brown skin tone. Fuck you catalyst and leave our presidnet alone u guys need him or u wanna continue starving your children? At least Obama is doing everything he can to help this country whats ur president has done? HAHA bollywood shitty movies or what? You guys are still a live because America is generous enough to help out your ass.If you dont like US go back to India to the land of smelly ugly ass people umm do u guys eat curry for breakfast too? Also, you mentioned white women being unattractive I wonder why Indian bitches try so hard to resemble western women by bleaching their skin. F U

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:05pm
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oh RIANE baby is crying...booo booo...baby needs a pat...

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:10am
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oooo RIANE baby watches news..she knows Mr.Obama is president...oooo...too intelligent...watch it, dont let your intelligence spill over

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:13am
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i agree with u riane u read my mind.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:13am
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i totally agree with you and i'm not even american.i dont like old manly big nose aish either there are so many female celebrities more beautiful than her indian peolpe are ugly with big noses and indian women look manly.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:20am
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She's looking weirder and more witchy with time... she used to be soooo pretty. Time's up, Granny Aish. Time to retire from films.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:10pm
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Rai is starting to look old, but she still looks better than the other lady.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:15pm
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Rai is fit, tall and embodies a beauty that is lost in today.. today we only want stick thin bitches running around
The other one looks a bit meh to be fair....
Both are beautfiul but really... don't go standing next to Rai.. it aint gonna do you any good.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 6:39am
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i dunno understand what is so attractive at rai big nose,flat chest,tweety eyes,fish lips,manly jaw,old.if you cut her hair she looks like a man and she is so boring and fake .angelina jolie,adriana lima are beautiful women with soft feminine face features.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:25am
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aishwaraya's mother,father and brother have brown eyes.how come she has light eyes

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:28am
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Riane and all you racist f%8knuts you are pathetic..get a education you inbred ignorant ugly americans

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:48am
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yeah I bet retards like Riane can't even point to India on a map, why should anyone take her seriously...so what if Indians eat curry = is that all you got...it's getting old that when a pic of an attractive Indian woman is posted - the racist curry comments come out...it's really rather predictable and boring.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:55am
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woahhhh... riane lives in NYC... woahhhh... she is american... whoaaaa... she saw adriana lima in person... whoahhhhh....riana´s shit (burgers&fries) smells better than indians shit (curry)... whoaaaaa....
riana is just obtuse. that lil pathetic retard.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:47am
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HEY FUCK YOU!I KNOW YOU HATE ADRIANA LIMA.I FUCKING HATE YU'RE PATHETIC NAME.leave riana alone.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 10:06am
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riane hon... hate # I cound´t care less.
It is nice to see you are using FO (fuck you) the same way you did on catalyst reply.
you are just so predictable.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 10:20am
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Can't you post photos of other Indian women than this media attention whore? She tries too hard to act and be white and she doesn't even remotely look European. She looks totally South Indian with her big lips and bug eyes.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:48am
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neets I aint wasting my time on u for sure haha Im very well educated u might be very surprised
Also, She is not tall whoever said shes tall is a fool she was on tyra show and even with gigantic heels on she was like a foot shorter. How's she tall? Her body is decent not feminent she is flatchested whore end of story. Im sorry I dont find her attractive I cant help it looooooool. go to hell is she the only bitch that looks presentable from india? agh

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 10:07am
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if you are "very well educated" and behave like this on public forums,
i wonder how you would be if you were uneducated

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 4:54am
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Indian Freida Pinto is the new face for L´Oreal.
Ever heard abot that brand?
Note: not Adriana Lima or Jolie either.
you are so stupid riane... it is not even funny to mock you anymore.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 10:34am
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freida pinto has manly jaw and is boring with no sex appeal.all indian women are short.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 11:29am
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ummm Freida Pinto? who the fuck is that? haha I hope L'oreal make her 5 shades lighter by photoshop coz otherwise no foundation is gonna sell under her name. aghh I kinda like her better than aishwarya she is more pleasant and not so self conceited. anyhow im sure they both stink and smell like rotten tuna down there loooooool . Um and pls dont mention adriana and angie ummm they're just incomparable. STupid for telling the truth? haha I think its really the other way around. Just coz that bitch models for l'oreal jut doesnt make her anymore attractive . Besides l'oreal features the miss gorilla beyonce haha welcome to the JUNGLE CLUB

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:13pm
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down there? you are really classy dear. amazing.
oh, you live in NYC and don't know Frida? amazing.
adriana and jolie are hot? are you sure they don't smell like rotten tuna down there too? have you put your american nose around to be so sure?
no, you are not stupid for telling the truth cuz there is nothing true about what you say. your stupidity is INCOMPARABLE.
by the way, adriana has fake boobs, not to mention her yellow and bad teeth.
bye miss rotten tuna. New Yorkers are also known as bathless pig smelly vag and i am sure you are on top of that list. besos.

Sunday, May 17th, 2009 @ 12:05pm
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Aishwarya is a smoking HOTTIE.

Beautiful eyes.

Definitely doable.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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Hello folks..

Why there s so much venom against Indians here. I thought Americans were really liberal people. YEs we indians do eat curry , so how does that make us any inferior or superior. There are N no of things we can point out too even in pristine actors like Jolie and Lima. I do admire both of them.
My indian culture doesnot teach me to abuse them or ridicule them. It teaches me to pick the best from everyone. Even if the person on other side is ridiculing us. God Bless you!

RIa

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 6:23pm
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I eat curry too and im not indian! some people are just idiots!

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 5:10am
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The spicier the better with pints of lager!

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 11:31am
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HELL YES! you know the truth. mmmm lager.

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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Riane - your ignorant comments do not reflect a well educated person but rather a stupid ignorant one. India is a multi ethnic country of a billion people - there are many different types of beautiful women in India as there are in the world. Actually you don't have to be educated to know that so it shows how incredibily stupid your logic and reasoning is in saying Aishwarya is the only passable attractive woman in India.Do you have something against Indians --did they take your job? Why all the hate? Why don't you get a passport Riane (unlike 70% of your fellow americans)and travel a bit - you might actually learn something.

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 4:35am
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riane never left the confines of NYC. still the same trailer trash living with her jobless mother and younger addictec brow. what a low life.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 7:05am
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Aishwarya Rai stunning as eve

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 4:39am
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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)After cooking his breakfast in his new electric Kettle (MADE IN INDIA)he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on hisTV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA).

LMAO

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 5:00am
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Damn, she maintains that hotness like no other. Any woman in Aishwarya's vicinity better have a healthy dose of self-esteem.

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 11:18am
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Indians are ugly and disusting. Not to mention they stink like hell. The Indian bitch in the pictures looks a gigantic bug eyed fug...fucking curry monkey...go die.

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 6:44pm
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Morning Riane.
Using one of your thousand alias?
Predictable.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 7:07am
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The Bitch has got a nasty smile. She's nothing next to the likes of Megan Fox or any average young white chick.

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 8:48pm
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Any average white chick looks like ass compared to aishwarya - look how washed out Banks looks

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 7:18am
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I like both of them.Yummy!

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 8:49am
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Aishwarya rai is the queen!

Friday, May 22nd, 2009 @ 10:35am
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she looks friggin old man

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 @ 5:25pm
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I wish Tom Cruise was Adam and Aishwarya Rai was Eve...
the world would have filled up with beautiful people then!!

Monday, June 8th, 2009 @ 4:39pm
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