Alessandra Ambrosio: 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Runway

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

To the displeasure of all, there's no Adriana Lima this year (DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!) but we've still got a lot to cover. If you need a refresher, here's Alessandra's 2008 VS Fashion Show appearance, just a few months after giving birth.

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grab an apple and a bale of hay - it's the Victoria's Secret Boners for Pre-Teens Show staring this horseface.

fuck that.

they need some porn stars up there modeling this shit and have them rip it off at the end of the run way so i can get a good look at the lingerie AND their sweet gash.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 5:23am
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Alessandra is always be my favorite one ...

But Victoria's Secret gave her the wrost outfits ...

Was not she supposed to be the star of the night?

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 7:28am
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DAMN what the hell is up with this years VS show?!?! they all look like complete shit! She looks old as hell . Her waist is tiny and legs are toned but they are way too toned it legit makes her look like a horse...... i cant believe how terrible they all look. Miranda is the only one who looks decent, and Isabel

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 7:33am
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OMG i think someone has being dieting to much, maybe scare of losing her queen crown of VS, her legs are just as thin as her arms, disgusting

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 8:39am
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Not as impressed with her as I used to be! She looks weird here.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 9:09am
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don't care if she just had a baby, thumbs down

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 9:37am
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Just? She had the kid 15 months ago, enough time to get back in shape.
Anyway, she looks like shit. This outfit only accentuates how short her legs are. She's too skinny and her face is way too long.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 10:00am
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a mixture of horse and tranny...damn...her face is not going to age well at all...i really like this year's outfits...last year's was so horrible, tacky and simply ugly.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 10:06am
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I believe this is the last on the list of models posted, so all I can say I'm not impressed with any of them, the one that came the closest would be Doutzen..but they all look old and worn, this one has an awful bod..too damned skinney, but face is not to bad..but overall. They all failed..VS needs to start replacing already..and I knew Adriana wouldn't make it here this time...probably Marco is too busy with her, him or the kid, or maybe she's just not ready yet.....lol.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 10:53am
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This is what happens when you shit out a kid... welcome to the dumpster, bitch.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 10:55am
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can you really watch her legs and think it's sexy?????????

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 11:04am
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She has a nice face n everything but man those legs arent all that

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 11:44am
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her hair is too long and boring for her horse face. and really not much of a waist either.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 11:47am
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cut, sculptured almost like a female body builder. Is she headed out to pasture soon with Heidi and Marissa? I say 2 more years for this one,,,,and I want my Adriana back soon.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 12:28pm
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HEE-HAW.

Friday, November 20th, 2009 @ 3:05pm
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Even when she's not at her best, Alessandra Ambrosio is still hotter than 99.99 % of women out there.

Saturday, November 21st, 2009 @ 12:32am
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which proof you haven't seen the 99.89% of the women out there

Monday, November 23rd, 2009 @ 1:37pm
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Damn, it looks like she got the Marissa Miller makeover.

Face like a leather handbag.

Saturday, November 21st, 2009 @ 1:04am
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Giddyup! Her face is totally washed up this year. Her body is very disappointing after her quick post-pregnancy weight loss last year.

Saturday, November 21st, 2009 @ 10:18am
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Why the fuck is she soo Tanned!
and muscular!

She needs to dye her hair darker
if she prefers tanner skin

Saturday, November 21st, 2009 @ 10:05pm
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still look good but she looks better couple years ago.

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009 @ 9:05am
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i have never thought this woman was attractive.
long ugly horse face, plus she looks emanciated here. what the hell is up with those 90 degree angled bones where thighs are supposed to be??
her body is sickening.

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 @ 11:41pm
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latex thigh highs? never seen those before...

Thursday, November 26th, 2009 @ 10:12pm
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