Alessandra Ambrosio Celebrated The New Year In Floripa, Brazil!
Friday, January 2nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comWow, what a difference a year makes! Actually from a physique standpoint, Alessandra Ambrosio looks pretty much the same as she did on January 1st, 2007 (except slightly larger boobies).
As they did last year, Ale & her baby-daddy Jamie Mazur cruised their way into 2009 while vacationing in beautiful Floripa, Brazil! I seriously need to check this place out b/c it's obviously filled with hot pieces of ass. Maybe Bastardly will ring in 2010 in Floripa...Any hot Brazilians wanna join us?
Anyway, for comparison sake, here's a pic of Ale last year in Floripa when she had unprotected sex with lucky bastard Jamie...
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lucky bastard!
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ugh she is so fucking ugly. u can see all her lines and nasty oldness
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i've been saying this from the very beginning. anyone who thinks this whore is hot is disillusioned by her hair and makeup entourage. this is what she really looks like. excuse me while i go throw up
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you think Ale is the only 'celeb' with a make-up entourage. Ugriana has a make-up army. she needs more help than any other angel. no excuse me while i go blind myself with bleach.
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Adriana doesnt need make-up people. she has natural beauty and looks exotic even without MAC. Ale looks like a board with a cardboard cut-out for a face without her peepz and miracle bra there to work wonders
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Ugriana's looks like the motherfucking Predator when she smiles and sounds like motherfukcing Arnold Schwarzenegger when she talks. tell yourself she doesn't need a make-up army if you want but we in the real world know.
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I'll be picturing her as the Predator the next time it comes on, but it'll forever ruin the movie for me. Love her new name (Ugriana) and the comparisons are right on.
RhondaReply to this Comment
exactly. they're both flawed and hideous without makeup. let's all agree to disagree to agree on that statement
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I think ale looks more like a predator: troll nose, wide forehead, botox eyebrows, jagged chin....plastic surgery's worst nightmare if you ask me. the awesome thing is: thats how she was born, no one had to force the ugly on her, she was beat with the ugly stick right from the gracious hands of God
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what boobs...? she's as flat as a board. and her feet look pretty scary
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whoa look her left knee on 4!! WTF
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it's from a blowjob accident. how do u think she gets work?
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LOL
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Great legs.
SierraReply to this Comment
Her legs are too short for a model, there is nothing great about them...
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A suggested caption for pic 2 could be, "Hey, she said she had an ass. This feels like a damn clipboard."
TapperReply to this Comment
Page 2, those Herve Leger dresses are designed for women with curves.
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show some pics of Kim K in those dresses! YUM
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When Nicole Richie was posted with the same size legs, all said she looked like an anorexic, well newsflash, Alessandra is pretty much the same size, skin and bones so WTF is up with that, she is not curvy, she is very, too thin. She's alright on the face but there are much better.
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Oh and Fernenda Motta is HOT!!!
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she looks like an anorexic rat. fugly.
shandiReply to this Comment
My sentiments exactly. I don't see the appeal with this cross-eyed horse-faced strangely built girl.
RhondaReply to this Comment
FOR ONCE most of you bastards must have your glasses on today! This chic is a toothpick and not in a good way. I was kinda hoping she would put on and/or keep a little of her baby fat.....I want to like her.....just can't bring myself to think a 11 year old looking chic is hot.
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not looking good here at all. and whats with all the garments? show some body damnit! nobody wants to see Ale if she isn't wearing revealing cloths/lingerie. fact.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Some people are skinny, some people are fat. Alessandra gets paid more than any of you asshats could ever dream of. So continue to hate, you fatty cunts. This hot skinny supermodel is laughing all the way to the bank.
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as bad as she looks here she is still leaps and bounds hotter than Ugriana Lima.
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WRONG. this bitch looks like an emaciated horse with crow feet
adriana is a goddess, and you are a bitchtits turd
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emaciated horses with crow feet aren't too big in the fashion industry. Ale is hotter than hot in the fashion industry making you the Baby Ruth looking turd, TURD!
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Actually, no she's not. She's a swimsuit model, but that's about it. High fashion? Dream on.
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Armani, Calvin Klein, Christian Dior, Colcci, Escada, Fendi, Gucci, Oscar de la Renta, Ralph Lauren, Roccobarocco, Rolex Oyster, Valisere, and so many more are all high fashion. now you wake up moron.
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and so has all the other victoria's secret models...including adriana, which books way more high fashion gigs than this scarecrow. i've never seen this whore in a magazine working Guess jeans. prob cuz she has no ass
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you still lie to yourself that ale isn't high fashion despite knowing her clients. whatever helps you sleep at night.
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your mom does
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The sista at the buffet table, in pic 7, needs to loan AA some of dat ass.
GolianoReply to this Comment
was ana beatriz barros there anyone know?
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Sexy legs cam? They are sticks and her left kneecap is seriously messed up.
In pics 7 and 8 she looks slightly pregnant, is she knocked up again already?
McPervReply to this Comment
HER FEET!!!!
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Well her bod, isn't that great I agree, but I think she's got a decent looking face. Oh and that dude looks so gay, in fact both dudes look like faggots.
MundoReply to this Comment
She has a pretty face but all in all an ordinary looking Italian woman thats what she is.
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she's half Polish
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Ale is stunning!
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I'm not sure if everyone realizes this but 2009 is going to usher in more bad news for the economy
johnIt is the last year for those "200-" novelty sunglasses
companies will not be able to make them again until 2040 at the earliest you can't make half of sunglasses with 1, 2 or 3
and 2010 the 0s are too far apart
an entire industry is going to go under
people will be laid off
i predict the prices of whoopie cushions will skyrocket to make up the difference
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HAHAHA!!! LMFAO!
RhondaReply to this Comment
I'm glad I read it all the way thru, cuz it did wind up bein' "HAHAHA!!! LMFAO!" The mind is a wondrous thing.
GolianoReply to this Comment
yeah i saw some chick wearing them while i was watching Carson Daly sleepwalk through the NBC new years eve celebration
johnI've also come to the conclusion that Carson Daly has been Randal Patrick McMurphyed
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why is that the guys are wearing plain dorky clothes to a night out? All the women look good and dressed up, but what is up with plain t-shirt and jeans? What a tool...
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Ale´s feet are so ugly...and I don´t like her legs too. But I like Jamie.
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why is everyone suddenly coming to realise NOW that shes not that attractive? ive always felt this way. shes not hideous but she just doesnt do it for me. and those are the longest toes ive ever seen, crazy!
the kittenReply to this Comment
HOT
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her boyfriend reminds me of someone.... do not want! Also, she is just too bony looking... not in a hot way either but like an evil witch way.
jennylaReply to this Comment
still, shes a hot evil witch :)
jennylaReply to this Comment
u guys are blind... shes hot but a little evil witch
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ALESSANDRA IS FAT,UGLY&FUGLY. ALESSANDRA IS A SLUT,BITCH,CUNT&SLUT. I HATE ALESSANDRA.
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We all know it's you Cathy R.
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On the second pic on the very first page, she has the hottest butt ;) And legs; such soft skin
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
Its funny how people think shes so hot. She looks like a GODDAMN horse. Nice fake teeth and no tits. not to mention she could go for a poll on who has a bigger chin. jay leno gisele or ale
HAHA
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I forgot to add that shes cross-eyed.
and wtf is wrong with her knee caps?
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If Jamie Mazur would shave he would look like steve correl....HA! HA! HA!
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wow JEALOUSY is ugly. if you saw a girl like this on the street your jaw would drop. If she's ugly then all of us normal girls have no chance. And maybe she is on the thin side but hey, so am I and I'm not anorexic. It doesn't seem fair to say women should have curves when some of us are born without them. Even if she was too thin..think about it, if you were offered millions of dollars to stay that way for a few years... are you honestly saying you wouldn't do it? Really? If you said no you're an effing liar.
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ok guys , just you have to come in terms that none of your adored ladies look so great without photoshop , special lighting , heels , and make up. That's the reality. Accept it.
And you have to understand that there just got to be something about her that she's one of the most successful models , just think about it.
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okay guys, if she wasnt so hot then why do we all know about her? how come she is a swimisuit model also a 'high end' fashion model? and she has some losers wasting their time trying to convince others shes ugly? if u dnt like her, then dnt google her and waste ure time arguing abt her.sure make up and all works wonders, but she is probably still a beauty compared to all of u and u all deep down inside secretly wish u could look anything remotely like that.
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This is a new photo of alessandra, if u think she is not anorexic then i suggest u get ur eyes checked.
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespa...
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lucky son of a bitch. UGH!!
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