Alessandra Ambrosio does a Photo Shoot in South Beach!

Did you just lose your job? Why not pursue a hot new career that involves servicing beautiful women?

Undoubtedly, this is a great time to be partying it up Miami Beach! Along with every other bombshell walking around on the beach, there's a small chance (very, very, very small chance), that you'll bump into an extremely drunk Alessandra Ambrosio at some night club & end up taking her home for an adulterous night of Brazilian supermodel sex!

Ok, getting back to reality: Did you guys see the pics of Ale @ the Mynt Lounge? CHECK IT!

And, for those of you who're good at captioning pics...

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First to WORSHIP HER FEET

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 4:52pm
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Unidentified Shroomlike Object in the background

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 4:54pm
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Not the most flattering pics I've seen of her...

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 5:04pm
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I never thought she was all that.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 5:29pm
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She Is All That.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 5:46pm
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Well not to me :P

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 5:48pm
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She looks Gisele in some of the pics... and that's not a good thing.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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ugh. she looks like an ant! and man..

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 7:47pm
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That outfit suits her nice.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 7:58pm
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Caption: "You gotta have balls THIS BIG to even think of wanting to ask me out, worm!"

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 8:17pm
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braaap!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 11:19pm
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BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN.MAN FACE.SHE'S OLD. I'M BORED OF AMBROSIO.

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 @ 11:00am
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''WTH? Okay..who just jacked my chilli dog!''

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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