Alessandra Ambrosio Partied At Mynt Nightclub in South Beach!
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Alessandra Ambrosio strikes a pose with the DJ at Mynt this past weekend.I wish we knew about this event much earlier b/c this would've definitely qualified as a Bastardly Business Trip, in which case Jackson & I would've flown down to Miami to party it up with Alessandra Ambrosio (that's assuming we could've bribed our way into the joint, of course).

The Brazilian Goddess / new mommy Alessandra Ambrosio hosted a party over at Miami's popular Mynt Lounge. For those of you living down there, you better check this place b/c (like every other club in South Beach), Mynt is literally overflowing with hotties. We're including a selection of pics from previous parties held at the lounge to help pimp the club.

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- The Alessandra Ambrosio Miniature Booty Week, Day 5
- Victoria's Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!
























LOL @ the chick wearin' the blond hair helmet on page 2. Nice bod on her friend!
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The "blond" does have a great bod!
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she is also the prettiest of the bunch
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If you like assless wonders, I guess.
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THAT'S RITE. YOU LYING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. I SAW WHAT U WROTE ABOUT BRIT. WTF?! YOU NASTY WONDER OF THA WORLD. WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO SUCH LYING FUCKING HYPOCRITES SUCH AS YOURSELF.
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U R THE BIGGEST STALKER OF'EM ALL. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF, DUMB SHIT. I WOULDN'T B SURPRISED IF YOU WERE HOLDING SOME POOR GIRL HOSTAGE IN YOUR "HOME".
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I agree completely. Goliano is a spooky character.
And see? No one of his so called "friends" here is helping him,
defending him now. Shows you that they also see what a sick piece of shit he is.
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^^^ Typical d55.
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What? In what pic did you see the blonds arse?
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haha, that is a good question. Goliano just like 2 stirr things up,
like the no life loser that he is.
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I was gonna just allow you to continue making a fool of your own damn self, since you're doing such a great job, but...
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yeah, u suuure showed me there...
YAWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN
u're getting even more boring, if that's possible
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^^^ typical d55
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u mean that Goliano got owned, rite??
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the other way around, actually.
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With the type dress she's wearing there would be stretch marks in the fabric if she had an ass. The only ones present are those under and on the sides of her belly. Allow Jessica Biel to illustrate:
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that blonde chick could easily have an ass, you dumb piece of scum.
her dress fabric looks like a sweater fabric, that's why u think she has no ass. u dumb fuck
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*damn rOaches...*
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what r u, a 5 year old???
geez, u really do have issues, don't u?!
u obnoxious, retarded douchebag.
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LMAO GOLIANO IS LOSING IT!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS LOSING HIS FEEBLE MIND!!!!!!
HAHA YOU LET A SMALL, INNOCENT GIRL (AND PRETTY, WOW)
SET YOU OFF LIKE THAT!!!!!!
THIS IS JUST GOLD.
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Yeah, I was gonna suggest you sign out and go uncertified. Still no improvement, though. Meh.
This'll make a great pic for your d55 and/or rOach profile. No need to thank me. ;)
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You're such a nerd.
Awwww, poor nerdie boy doesn't get laid??
so you take it out on innocent people on the net.
you piece of filth. I think u like it when I trash u, tho, dipshit
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http://www.picamatic.com/view/3116614_50n/
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u betta b careful, Goliano.
me and d55 are blood-pals.
so, by ur logic, this is what d55 looks like when she's REALLY angry:
http://www.picamatic.com/view/3116822_2729/
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Oh. You actually think I click your links? LMFAO! You're fuuny.
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Can you please stop this nonsense? This is borderline psychotic behaviour.
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Find somewhere else to argue. I want to read comments besides the bitching you two throw at the whole site on a continuous basis. These pictures are neither funny or amusing. Facebook each other, fight on AIM, stop wasting everyone's time.
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Take it to admin or better yet, learn to use the scroll bar. That goes for the troll d55, above you, as well.
BTW, admin obviously encourages this sort of thing, else it would not have been happening for going on 4 years. Maybe they'll change their tune if enough of you know how and where to address your grievances and who the main culprits are.
Peace!
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I learned how to use the scroll bar. I wish I didn't have to use it so much to go through all the worthless comments. But I'm not here to fight with you at all.
I still do not understand why you're convinced Rach is d55...after all d55 is well-spoken, and this Rach character has all the traits of Pam. And it doesn't matter in the least Rach, this isn't starting anything.
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LMAO...BILLY IS STARTING SOMETHING...
D55? WELL-SPOKEN?
WHAT A JOKE!!!!!
PAM WAS FUNNY AND NICE. SOMETHING D55 IS NOT. JUST MHO.
PS - YOU REALLY THINK PPL ARE BEING THEMSELVES ON A WEBSITE MADE 4 SHIT & GIGGLES??? D55 TOOK THIS WAY 2 SERIOUSLY.
PAM ACTUALLY HAD A LIFE!!!!
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i agree, d55 lived on this site
what a lonely, stalker bitch
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Pam, you are a fucking nutjob, you ugly, bag of bones, you passive aggressive psycho bitch, posting under various names. Are you having another manic episode? Go, take your lithium, you bipolar bitch.
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Who's who is beside the point. Since you seem to be so concerned, determine the real culprits, who stalk people all over this blog talkin' shit, and take your pleas for harmony to them. Cuz
you're barkin; up the wrong tree, here.
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Okay.
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Billy Madison is a fucking idiot.
He actually wrote that on d55´s page:
" No worries. You don't seem to be on here as much anymore. I rather enjoyed your arguments with the other members! haha..I'm doing well.
That picture on your profile is of you?"
Oh Lord, what loser.
He is impressed by d55 comments...
Totally lost case.
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UNCERTIFIED BASTARDS. GET A CLUE! IT'S NAIVE GRUNTS LIKE YOU THAT SHE FEEDS OFF OF. D55'S LIKE A PARASITE THAT SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF WEBSITES.
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Rise above it.
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Fuck u Billy, u prick.
I am Rach and no other.
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Sweater material or not, why are there upper leg and abdomen tension marks but none from her bum? Goliano is correct. She's not perfectly facing the camera, so you can even look at her left side and see that there's no protrusion to speak of. U r the dumb fock in this instance.
Alessandra is beautiful.
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U always have 2 B rite, don't u, Goli?!
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Your paranoia shines brightly, chippy.
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Not hard to be the hottest chick in the room when all the others are pigs.
Thanks, Ale, for showing them how it's done...
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Mynt = EuroTrash
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I miss the whole South Beach scene. Haven't been there in years. Women there are a tad hotter than what I see at my local mall.
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Ale looks gorgeous as always.
I love her style.
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The only hot one there is ale.
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she needs to go home and take care of her kid oh wait her mom is 24-7. dumb girl.
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out trolling for teh swirl.
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Okay! Alessandra Ambrosio isn't shit special and neither are those other hoes with her. All I see in these pictures are fake titties and tans. Stupid ass bitches!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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yea i agree with balls of doom. lots of dogs in these pics. makes me actually NEVER want to go to miami if thats all im gonna see
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HORSE FACE!!!!!!!!..THE PERFECTION IS NOT IN A HORSE. THESE SMALL EYES AND BIG NOSE JUST UGLY.
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Your mom is a horse face.
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god, the chick in pic 2 on page 2 is wearing the ugliest and most obvious wig ever, and Ale does not look like a supermodel. She doesnt even stand out. It's all smoke and mirrors with models. The setting, posing, the label "supermodel" etc etc are the intimidating factors. Otherwise, here, she just looks like a ordinary pretty girl, having fun.
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