Alessandra Ambrosio Was The Hottest Chick At Coachella 2009!


DAMN YOU, JAMIE MAZUR!! DAMN YOU TO BASTARDLY HELL!!

Here are a few more lead-off pics to make you bastards jealous...


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she is fiine. haha, last pic her arms look freaky, or is it just me?

btw Adriana is better. WAY.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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maybe a lil bit too skinny...maybe...a lil bit....actually no

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 2:23pm
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She was not the hottest chick at Coachella. Not even close. Trust me. There were girls walking around who were way hotter than her.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 2:24pm
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Pictures of people taking pictures.

How meta.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 2:27pm
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He's veeeeeeeeeeeeery hot, rich and I'm sure he has a huge cock...

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 3:43pm
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Yes....probably unfurls is like a flag....ba$tard!!

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 12:19am
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damn shes too skinny, nasty face!

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 5:07pm
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BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 5:33pm
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lol, i would this kill this dude with eddie's sharp racing car

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 3:08am
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Skinny Tranny.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 6:48pm
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Top picture on page 8 she looks like a dude in a Poison cover band circa 1989.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 7:56pm
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HER MAN LOOKS TOO GOOD FOR HER. SHE AINT CUTE AT ALL TOTALLY DUDELY. VICTORIA SECRET PHOTO SHOP DOES WONDERS FOR A BITCH.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 8:21pm
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In fact she is too hot for him.
the girl is perfection.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 10:54pm
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If you're a man, you are either gay or blind; if you're a woman, you are just jealous. She is one of the hottest girls on the planet, no questions. Screw photoshop, watch her in any live recorded video on the internet (catwalk or not)and you'll be fored to reconsider

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 10:48am
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Need a close up from the armpit taco cam on pic 5.......

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 9:20pm
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She's too thin, too skinny, I don't like that, her thighs are thinner than my arms, she's a supermodel and has all that is implied with, but she's getting too thin

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 9:34pm
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alessandra is the hottest girl alive

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 10:27pm
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Can't hate on the guy. He's got the swag to pull Ale.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 10:58pm
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she is cute. I love her face. very hot

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 11:01pm
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hot hot hot

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 11:47pm
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god damnit!!! fuck you BASTARD!!!!!! GOD I HATE THIS IDIOT!!! SHIT!!!

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 3:05am
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why is he an idiot, you retareded asshole? because he has something you could never in a million years get? nice try, loser. run along to your 'english as a second language' lessons

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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who the fuck are you? you are not my dad, go away

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 @ 2:20am
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That's how your dad talks to you?

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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Her legs look so stumpy on page 8. She has a super long torso. Lima has better, longer legs.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 6:21am
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Oh, she looks so cute!
Beautiful, sexy and great style.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 9:29am
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Great style?you must be smoking the same stuff ..lame comment ..she is wearing some washed up jeans and half a tshirt ..lame

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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i like that she dressed young and normal and even kind of blends in to the crowd, but i still dont find her that attractive. i think she'd actually look a lot better with dark hair. her hair always looks too fake

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 6:43pm
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Look boyish.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 7:01pm
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She's an ugly skeleton. Nothing attractive about her.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 @ 11:24pm
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At least they look genuinely happy together and not like some contrived, arranged-for-publicity couple.

Sunday, April 26th, 2009 @ 11:44am
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Yes, they look genuinely in love.
Ale seems to be a very passionate person.

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 7:06am
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why would you think that?! do you know Ale personally? you are nothing bu an obsessed stalker of supermosels. you must be ugly as shit

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 4:24pm
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*but, supermodels* DAMN TYPOS!

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 4:25pm
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Go lay on a railroad track, Dumbla.

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 4:53pm
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which bands did they see ????

Sunday, April 26th, 2009 @ 8:12pm
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love ale.

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 6:39am
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Pic 9 will make lots of guy want to kill themselves..

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 7:13am
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She has to HATE being the HOTTEST Girl everywhere she goes

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 5:58pm
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Friday, May 1st, 2009 @ 7:08pm
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hail the queen

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:36am
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