Alessandra Ambrosio Works The Runway @ FashionFest
Friday, August 28th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

This year's FashionFest event is being held in Mexico City (unfortunately we're too far away to attend). Many of Alessandra's fans showed up at the event to meet the Goddess. As a side note, we met up w/ Ale earlier this month when she popped up at a promotional event held at a VS location Manhattan.
Last year's event featured Adriana Lima---remember her? As of late Ale's keeping away from cameras b/c she's pregnant. I still can't believe she let that second-rate basketball player get her knocked up!



Related in a Scandalous way:
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- Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio: A Difficult Bastardly Matchup
- Breaking!! Alessandra Ambrosio Signing At Hearld Square Store From 3-5PM!!
- Alessandra Ambrosio Did Bikini Yoga Before Her Photo Shoot in St. Barts!
- Alessandra Ambrosio & Her Baby-Daddy Hit Up Club Avenue!























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she looks good, stretched out pussy and all.
she's 28 now. she's almost over the hot hill. i'll give her a pass on the 16-25 Rule, but it really is almost over.
she should have gotten the C section.
i bet her roast beef is flapping in the wind under that dress.
fucking kids...fucking everything up all the time...
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what the fuck is your problem...you obviously know little about the female body.
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i know more than a 22 year old girl that just likes to shoot her mouth off.
let me guess...you've pooped out a kid and your pussy isn't stretched out, right?
you are full of shit.
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hahaha get back at me when you've actually touched a girl.
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really? i have fucked more girls in my 30 years than the number of years BOTH of your parents have been on this planet.
have you pooped out a kid? yes or no.
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hahaha oh wow big studly! surely you'd know about the vagina then?
And to answer your question, I have not had a child..which would in no way destroy my vagina.
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well something has obviously taken the fun out of your vagina.
it's a very angry vagina that you have...
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I don't know, I think its a really good place! Well of course maybe not for everyone. Maybe you wouldn't like it. But if you've slept with that many girls I'm sure pussy is pussy at this stage, right?
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actually no. not every pussy is the same. the ones that haven't pooped out kids are a lot better.
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ahahahaha :D
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Alessandra should try the 1/3 pound Angus burger from McDonalds. I do like her strappy heels.
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I hope you don't like what's inside them.........:)
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Angus burgers are not that bad. lol
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LOL, I was talking about her feet :D
Angus burgers are GOOD. I don't care if they kill you, they're GOOD if not eaten too often :)
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Yes, I know you were talking about her feet. I was messing with you. lol No, I don't like her feet.
Angus burgers are good. They are not as greasy as regular burgers. Have you ever tried a bison burger?
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no, should I?
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They are not bad and they are leaner than regular beef, if you're worried about your girlie figure. ;)
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nah, I'd rather eat sth fattening but tasty than lean that tastes like paper, but if you're saying they're not bad, I'll sure try one.
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Good luck finding fresh bison in Fla, you may have to settle for a goat burger.
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hey, don't forget that I get to travel alot, I can be in another state in a month, so I can find me a place where they sell bison burgers ;)
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Not a lot of places sell bison burgers but you can get ground bison in a lot of mid to high end super markets.
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I did my homework :D Ruby Tuesday restaurants make bison burgers :)
I've never seen a ground bison meat in local markets here in FL, but maybe I just never noticed.
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Well it looks a lot like ground beef, and is normally stocked right next to it...at twice the price.
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but is it really tasty?
I know it's lean, but does it mean it will be dry when cooked?
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As long as they don't cook the hell out of it, it should stay moist. Sometimes fat is added to lean ground meats, so they may do that.
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...bacon wrapped.....
meat moisture problem solved!!!
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Mmm... bacon.
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Cool, but don't sleep on the goat burgers, they're damn good! Many Caribbean and Latino restaurants have 'em. And if you wind up in Colorado, don't pass on the Rocky Mountain Oysters. Muy bueno.
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whats bison anyway? isnt it just a type of cow? I dont think i could eat one, they look prehistoric. Kobe beef is nice but overpriced.
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Bison is buffalo. Related but not exactly the same, although they can interbreed. Same family/sub-family different genus.
(ends Mr. Science Hour)
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Thanks toast!
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It's a member of the cattle family and is sometimes called the "American Buffalo." It's like the exact opposite of Kobe beef, where marbling of fat is the key selling point.
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/factsheets/Bison_from_Farm_to_Table/index.asp
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Thanks for the info guys! We dont get bison here but a lot of restaurants sell kobe. I guess its the beer thats the selling point for me haha!!
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Ale has her sexyback..
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Can't get past the horseface...
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she has always been overrated, nothing very special about her
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she really is too skinny , and about her having a child.. well you couldn't tell just from looking at her
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Kind of boring.
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she has some busted knees. I've always liked her.
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She did have a c-section, look it up
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Miranda Kerr is hotter than her right now. Motherhood has not been kind.
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Wow she looks amazing! Wow I am in awe
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are you people nuts. thats about as hot as i've seen her and i'm not that big a fan but she looks smoking here !!!!
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even though i find alessandra somewhat average (for a supermodel) i think she looks great here... she's so skinny, you would never know she had a kid. her hair and her skin are by far her best features... and her almond-shaped eyes but only with make-up on, otherwise she has tiny, beady hamster eyes.
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Too thin.
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Her face shows her age and she's too skinny, but still very attractive. I'm sad all the supermodels I liked aged and I can't see a good replacement :(
I want young Adriana and Alessandra back. And Linda Evangelista. And Cindy. Yes, even Naomi.
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i know right! do u think emily didonato is pretty? i think she is but not in an exotic way... too all-american for me, but still beautiful. there are a lot of black and white models that i fancy but i feel like the industry is slacking in the latina department... which is my favorite. :( all the girls of the "brazilian invasion" are near 30 now.
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YES, she's beautiful, gorgeous, lovely and has sexy lips. Maybe she's not very exotic but her facial features are so pretty!
30 is not old but definitely too old for modelling.....not only skin is not as fresh anymore but the face changes a little, Adriana's face chagned and so has Ale's. And sadly I don't believe that Adriana will ever look the same after the baby :(
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This is the make up combo that suits her the best. Smokey eyes with light lipstick goes with her hair color and tan. No wonder she looks good here but i really wanna know what the hell kind of camera these guys use because those stumpy, short legs of hers look very long here. Hell, she looks very tall here.
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I thought that dude was Screech for a second.
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she looks much better than ive recently seen her
loving the dress, thought it was see through for a sec
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Her face looks great but man those are some crappy legs..
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Woohoo... Ale's back....!!
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wow ... perfection
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You are all jealous :D
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I guess Ale is in the modeling limbo, still popular to get people to care but doesn't have the sexy/hot/beauty factor anymore.
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overrated
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pretty face but horrible body, especially the legs
she got grandma-saggy legs
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she looks rough
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auuuuuuuuuuuuuch those KNEES!! wtf
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Gorgeous and super sexy
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Gorgeous and super sexy
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she is gorgeous but her knees are all messed up,,,,,,i'll bet shes been in her knees a lot lately..........
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hot but there's no youthful glow or femininity. she should gain some weight, in the healthiest way possible. she has a beautiful frame, but she's so thin she looks a little haggard
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