Aly & AJ Michalka @ T-Mobile Sidekick LX Launch Event
Monday, May 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
For all you Aly & AJ fans... and we know there's a lot of you from that original post about those two (the one with over 1000 comments), you'll be happy to know that they'll be releasing a new single in June followed by their 4th album this summer.





















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the ugly one must hate the hot one
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too bad the hot one has antenna toe
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I like the hot one- Aly! Oh did I mention her bra sticks out?
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I'd still mess up AJ's ass something bad
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Neither is hot, the one with weavy hair looks better only because she's standing next to the ugly one but both are nothing special. Nice legs, though.
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Aly is very hot. She's so hot that the Phil of the future guy traveled back in time just to meet her. Seroiusly, she is gorgeous.
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They both look ready for action.
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damn.
that bitch on the left is fucking ugly. jesus christ.
the other one? well, i'd like to drop a DNA shake into her mouth right now. i'm gonna start the blender.
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The one on the right--the curly haired one--has cankles. The legs on the other one aren't much better. Both have pretty faces though.
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I just realized something... The one on the left is only ugly when she smiles... Something about her lips and her nose.
Maybe she should consider frowning more.
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A threesome with both would be nice.
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I wouldn't kick either out of bed for eating tater chips! AJ looks hot in pic 6! I would rather look at these 2 than that Willis/Moore kid!
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I like AJ better but both is perfered.
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The gremlin sisters. Bastardly, exposed legs aren't sexy legs. The one on the right has cankles and they both need to be brown bagged.
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They look like cheap hookers
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Damn, the "ugly" sister is finally starting to catch up to the "pretty" one. I actually thing she looks better in this set.
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Aly is hot and AJ is not
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finally sexin it up, i like it. you can call them 'ugly', but girls, you know you'd be envious if you went out with them in a group. and guys, you know you'd bang them. neither of them are gorgeous but they both are thin, blonde with shiny hair, nice skin tone. they have that 'clean' 'fresh' look that translates to hot.
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AJ has the better body and Aly has the better face. I'd pick Aj over Aly any day because Aly always looks like a bitch while her sister always looks happy and nice.
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One more kick at the can, huh babe. You know what? Why don't we make this easy on ourselves. Let's just disappoint each other one last time. That seems equitable. Equitable and easy -- always a good combination. I already disappointed you recently, so I lived up to my end of the bargain. Seems the ball is in your court. I want you to fail me one last time and then us burros can go back to eating only carrots of our own creation.
One caveat before it all goes down though, okay babe? When it happens (and I have no doubt that it will), there's going to be some trouble. I'm going to clang some pots and pans, I'm going to throw a few breakables, and I sure as shit am going to cuss a bunch. But don't pay me no mind. It's all part of the process. You just have to ride it out and know that at the end of it all I'll still love you. Just not like I did. Never again like I did.
But it's for the best, babe. We're pebbles in each other's shoes. You know, something you desperately want to be rid of but can't stop thinking about in the meantime? And something you got to bow down to rid yourself of. And you know I ain't never been good at bowing down, babe. (I'd like to see you train an ass to do that.) So we just got to do it the way it's got to be done, babe. Ride it out and know I'll love you in some form or fashion on the other side.
As a show of good faith, I'll even tell you what you've been wanting to know. You want to know why we ain't dancing? Well babe, I already did tell you, you just refused to listen. I looked in your heart and saw what was there. Then I looked in his and saw something different. I knew which way the wind was blowing, babe, so I disappeared before you saw what was in my heart. I always looked out for you, babe. You never knew that, probably didn't believe it, but that don't make it untrue.
So let's finish this up, babe. We're almost there, just a few more laps. I sure will miss you though, babe. And when I see you, you know I'll be thinking about you. And when you see me... well, I hope you'll be thinking about him. For better or worse, I hope you'll be thinking about him. Yeah babe, mulish till the end.
Now let's do this, babe. Let's finish this. Don't you dare let me down.
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