Amanda Bynes @ The 2009 Golden Globe Awards
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Not that anything is wrong with it, but if you look at what Amanda Bynes wears to these events, you'll soon realize that her fashion taste is very predictable, to say the least.
As I've stated on many occasions, I'm a total legs man, but Amanda really needs to mix it up w/ these outfits. They're borderline boring or maybe that's just the way she carries herself. She's a one-asset wonder & in these unique cases our humble recommendation would be to get implants. We're not talking huge boobies, but just a couple cup sizes. Let's admit it, Amanda has no ass or boobs, so since ass implants are obviously out of the question, an extra cup or two in the boob department could do Amanda's career wonders.






















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She's a cutie. I wish I had long legs like her.
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mamacita..she's very cute n has amazing legs...i just wanna eat her!!...esta muy sabrosa!!
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I would toss her salad.
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she's cute, i like the legs, the shoes look weird though
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I wish every girl had long legs like hers..
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It's a real shame about her feet, she should stick with peep toes.
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ROTFL - YOU are ever 2 funny!!!
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Women's feet and/or shoes is no laughing matter, Pam! lol
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pay Pam no attention. she's not laughing about the feet, she's just high as a fucking kite. everything is funny when your trippin balls. amanda bynes is a kinda skinny girl that looks fat. kinda like pam!
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LOOK HONEY, WHOEVER HURT YA FEELINGS IS AN IDIOT, I AM NOT THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU FAT, SO STOP TRYING TO HURT ME, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF, I HAVE THIS SEXY WHITE DRESS THAT I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU PULLING OFF AS WELL AS I DO. :-)
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look you're an idiot! no one has called me fat. i'm just calling you out on your BS. sexy white dress? was it black then you had a craving and had to turn tricks and next thing you know you have a new sexy, sticky white dress? i wouldn't wear anything you have in your closet. i'm no clown.
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Look up every once in a while. Fetishes are cute for a while, but then they become kind of creepy. Distilling a human down to one particular feature is a sign that you might have a serious problem. And I would argue that you actually find feet disgusting, which is why you're always looking at them, always looking for an example that relagates your body horror mute. They're just feet, you know.
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I agree, her feet are a nightmare
http://www.feetmagazine.com/display/406/Amanda_Bynes_Feet_HQ_Close_up_at...
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Somebody triple brown bag this hideous whore please.
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way to ruin the mood around here
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I'd make her wear some black pumps so I didn't have to look at those toes! Arrgggg!
That being said I'd love to rum my tongue up those long legs!
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I can't get back her bloated face.
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Whoops. That should read:
"I can't get passed her bloated face."
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Whoops. That should read:
"I can't get past her bloated face."
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Damn it. I just can't win today.
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Aw, now I feel bad.
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Aw she's cute but I m afraid she's gonna grow real ugly, like when she hits 30 that face is gonna be really really scary
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All those sequins may be squishing the boobies down, but haven't y'all seen her in little spaghetti strap tops? She's got plenty up top, and she's hot!
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Amanda has GREAT LEGS and she KNOWS it
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her legs are just gorgeous
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I love lilly380 and i love bynes. enough said.
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she looks life dr phils wife and a bit like jennifer aniston...her legs compensates for her face
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She has nice legs, and we know it, and obviously she knows it too. But no matter how much you love your own legs at least have the sense to actually wear a long gown to one of these events eh? The fact that she is always the one in a miniskirt that looks like it's from JC Pennys while everyone around her is wearing their Chanel gowns makes her look like the token slut goldigger.
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