Amber Rose Is Probably Wearing A G-String Under Those Jeans

Photo Credit: ANT GRIFFITH/bauergriffinonline.com

Amber Rose was spotted taking a quick smoke break as she's back in NYC from her little G-String bikini break in Miami Beach a couple days back. Now that there's nothing left to the imagination, this chick can be decked out in a used Hefty bag & she'll still look deliciously hot.

Anyway, the fact that this chick is a smoker simply adds to her apparent freakiness behind closed doors. I'm pretty sure Kanye's one of those kinky dudes who likes to be tied up, beaten, gagged---you name it & Kanye's down! For the Bastardly Horndogg Community's sake (yes, even though the domain is gone, the community thrives!), let's just hope some cruel bastard steals one of their sex tapes in the near future...

This is slightly off-topic, but for those of you who missed her Miami Beach outing with Kanye, here's a sneak preview:
See more from this set.

And, here's a close-up of some Amber's wrist bling:

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34 Scandalous Comments

She definitely stands out in a crowd! Anyway as crazy as this sounds Qtip looks better without hair.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:38am
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she actually does look better w/o hair. but in all seriousness she is just some average chick with a chubby face

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:50am
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She looks better with less clothes on and can somebody please get her some hair!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:38am
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she should grow her hair clearly but i can't get past that great body

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:44am
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ugly tats, smokes, and no hair

not my kind of woman to say the least

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:46am
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She has a bangin' body....too bad about the hair.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:49am
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Where is the "MoeJackson Extended Blackberry Battery Product Cam"?

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:55am
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isn't she holding an iphone?

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 12:07pm
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Definitely Blackberry.
Moe you are off your game today, lol.
What a piece of trash.
Only trash smoke Newports.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 5:41pm
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The sweeping generalizations around this place are getting more telltale as the days grow shorter.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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I own liquor stores.
One in the ghetto and one in an affluent area.
Almost no one buys Newports in my affluent store.
Mostly Marlboro.
My ghetto store is 90% Newport sales.
Not to mention that they buy them individually mostly, not by the pack, so kiss my ass, I know what I am talking about.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 6:41pm
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Who said you didn't? All that you just wrote only served to clarify my thoughts. So, how do you feel about the Marlboro smokers, David Duke?

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 6:53pm
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I bet she's not even wearing underwear

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:56am
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The horror!!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 12:52pm
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not really, its just proportionate:
bikini = g string
g string = nothing

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 2:09pm
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Fuck the hair!!....She has one of the best bodies ever...MAMACITA!!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 11:59am
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no way is she "average"... amazing body and beautiful face to match. plus she has tats, is bald and smokes. sounds like my perfect woman.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 12:06pm
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and she is a carpet muncher too

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 12:36pm
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i know!! and i am absolutely beaming with alacrity. yessss!!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 1:21pm
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what's that? i couldn't hear you cause of my smoker's cough. also my brand new tattoo itches and my bald head is cold. where's my hat?

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
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she's commando under thsee jeans.. i don't like her face and i don't think hair would change that.. love the bod minus the tat..

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 1:55pm
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Man if she had long hair...

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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I heard she's like Lady Ga Ga "Down There"........

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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Yeah, you heard from your idle mind.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 2:13pm
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And she smokes Newports.

*vomits*

I thought she'd be smoking something obscure.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 2:20pm
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Having sex with her would be like having sex with Demolition Man-era Wesley Snipes.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 3:21pm
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Um, the "womany" parts are below the neck. No need to thank me.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 6:32pm
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sorry, i know im the odd man out
but i at least what some class with my girl, with a big of slut
well mostly i just hate this chick

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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Useless worthless whore.

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 5:39pm
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Why do you keep posting pics of this skinny gay looking dude?

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 5:51pm
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still loving this bitch

Thursday, August 20th, 2009 @ 9:38pm
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even with hair very meh
but what a body!

Friday, August 21st, 2009 @ 12:29am
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i think her shaved head is totally hot.

Friday, August 21st, 2009 @ 6:16am
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well at least she suits well with Kanye.

Friday, August 21st, 2009 @ 6:35am
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