Anna Faris: Bikini Pics From Maui! Got Married To Chris Pratt!

Anna Faris apparently got married (i.e. eloped) in Hawaii with Chris Pratt. Honestly, I'm not sure if that's Chris Pratt because when I think of that dude, I remember when he was on The O.C.. Anyways, this is Chris' first marriage while it's Anna's second as she divorced Bend Indra last year.

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nice rack.

i hate it when chicks like this get married, but i don't care.

nothing in my book is sacred. if i saw her, i'd still hit on her. i'd probably show her my cock and chase her with it.

why not?

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 12:33am
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She looked nice before the MASSIVE lip injections and the ROCK HARD TIT IMPLANTS and the 8,000 GALLONS OF FUCKING BLEACH ON HER BLACK HAIR.

Now she looks functionally retarded. Blech.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 1:02am
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her bathing suite bottom looks kinda big, it's weird.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 1:31am
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She looks very bitchy in a very unattractive way.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 1:47am
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selena gomez is a million times hotter

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 2:19am
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she messed up her face with the lip injections...her mouth looks very ugly now...and her swimsuit is 2 sizes too big.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 2:39am
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looks pretty fugly here

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 2:39am
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This gives me hope that I could bag a hottie.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 2:51am
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well she is looking fit

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..and ROFL at the last pic

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 3:43am
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haha look at the fat fuck

she's a fug, so who gives a shit

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 4:10am
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Nasty plastic boobs, disgusting...

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 6:10am
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She needs to lose the anti-camel ginormous bottoms and get some that fit. Also, she needs to get rid of the bleached hair. It looks awful.

-Bill the Butcher

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 7:38am
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yeah, the top is cool, but she makes her own ass look all dumpy with the stupid loose bikini bottoms

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 9:29am
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I didn't know she had a boobjob.

She really needs to stop with the plastic surgery and hair bleach. Her hair looks fried.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 10:27am
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she has a flat ass and I hate flat asses

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 12:09pm
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They make a very cute pasty couple. BTW she has to get implants so her breasts would be a cup size larger than his...

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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I was a pretty big fan of hers, but those lip implants were a mistake.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 4:19pm
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yea I agree.. I liked her better brunette tough

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 8:22pm
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She was too eager to get married again and I don't know if she really wants this guy...?

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 4:26pm
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Her phote shoots are retouched by a friggin genuis!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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Nice body, but that's about it.

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 @ 8:25pm
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