Anna Faris: Bikini Pics From Maui! Got Married To Chris Pratt!
Monday, June 22nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Anna Faris apparently got married (i.e. eloped) in Hawaii with Chris Pratt. Honestly, I'm not sure if that's Chris Pratt because when I think of that dude, I remember when he was on The O.C.. Anyways, this is Chris' first marriage while it's Anna's second as she divorced Bend Indra last year.
























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nice rack.
i hate it when chicks like this get married, but i don't care.
nothing in my book is sacred. if i saw her, i'd still hit on her. i'd probably show her my cock and chase her with it.
why not?
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She looked nice before the MASSIVE lip injections and the ROCK HARD TIT IMPLANTS and the 8,000 GALLONS OF FUCKING BLEACH ON HER BLACK HAIR.
Now she looks functionally retarded. Blech.
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her bathing suite bottom looks kinda big, it's weird.
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She looks very bitchy in a very unattractive way.
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selena gomez is a million times hotter
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she messed up her face with the lip injections...her mouth looks very ugly now...and her swimsuit is 2 sizes too big.
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looks pretty fugly here
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This gives me hope that I could bag a hottie.
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well she is looking fit
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..and ROFL at the last pic
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haha look at the fat fuck
she's a fug, so who gives a shit
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Nasty plastic boobs, disgusting...
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She needs to lose the anti-camel ginormous bottoms and get some that fit. Also, she needs to get rid of the bleached hair. It looks awful.
-Bill the Butcher
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yeah, the top is cool, but she makes her own ass look all dumpy with the stupid loose bikini bottoms
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I didn't know she had a boobjob.
She really needs to stop with the plastic surgery and hair bleach. Her hair looks fried.
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she has a flat ass and I hate flat asses
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They make a very cute pasty couple. BTW she has to get implants so her breasts would be a cup size larger than his...
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I was a pretty big fan of hers, but those lip implants were a mistake.
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yea I agree.. I liked her better brunette tough
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She was too eager to get married again and I don't know if she really wants this guy...?
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Her phote shoots are retouched by a friggin genuis!
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Nice body, but that's about it.
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