Anna Faris @ "Observe and Report" Premiere
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMAnna Faris plays Brandi, a blonde bimbo, in Observe and Report. As written in the Wiki, the movie is about a "bipolar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can't bring the culprit to justice, a surly police detective is recruited to close the case."
Observe and Report didn't get a good review published in the AP. The title of the review is, `Observe and Report' should cease, desist.
Hill's script is just as erratic: a series of hit-and-miss non sequiturs in which his characters mostly humiliate and injure themselves and others. It's not terribly offensive (though women may be put off by the way Ronnie's date with Brandi ends); it's more like an onslaught, one that seems to drag on.
As for Faris...
Faris' comic charms go to waste: She's back in that ditz persona she's perfected, but there's no sweetness within the character, just bland self-adsorption.
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she's hot. too bad the movie is just MallCop redone, with waay less talented actor. Comedy is sooo poor these days. Yearn for Bluto' and other classic comedians long gone.
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the less talented actor part is true but the movie will be much better, she's hot but she makes funny faces
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Anna is cute, but I don't like her hands. There are kinda masculine. Thanks, Leni, now I'm checking out women's hands.
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haha hands are important. I always check out a man's hands.
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So do you like Anna's man hands? lol
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well they look sun damaged and she has a wide nail bed so no. But women's hands dont bother me as much as men's!
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the nose kills her face, looks too pig-like
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whats up with her mouth?
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Too many clothes ruin the day.
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Will you homos shut up!!!! Her hands? Nose? I would LOVE to see your perfect faces!
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Fake titties are fake.
(Also she seems to attract psychotic homosexual redneck fanboys.)
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I didn't think she was hot until I watched "The House Bunny" (which I liked more than I thought I would).
She looks OK here, but a different dress probably wouldn't have hurt.
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She's normally very cute, but these aren't good pics of her.
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You gotta love all the fat ugly losers who sit at their computers all day long typing about how ugly (Her hands! Her mouth! Her nose!) celebrities are. Some of you are sad. I understand those that like to look at the pictures because they like eye candy; that makes sense. We like to be tittilated and stimulated. But some of you just sit there all day long and try and convince yourselves how ugly people like Anna Faris are. Especially the women. Some of you are fucking pathetic. It's like your masturbating after having a hysterectomy.
Anyway, Anna Faris is hot: she has a great body and she's fucking funny as shit, which makes her even more attractive. If some of you commenters here even said one thing that was interesting or funny *Caitie, Rhonda, Ace, Leni* you wouldn't be so fucking sad.
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NOT every famous woman is attractive. Not every female celeb has pretty face and hot body. Anna is a good looking woman, she's funny as hell but she's average face wise. She does have a great body and looks good for her age, can't deny that. That said, I've had better. I like her nose but her hands look like they belong to a man, just my opinion.
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Where is Bastardlystan in relation to Kyrgyzstan? I know the USSR dissolved in 1991, but I still can't figure that part of the world out.
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LOL!
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it's a province of Dumbfuckistan, which is part of the People's Republic of Douchebag.
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I miss the days of the USSR, because geography was so much easier.
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well, i'm from the Undying Lands, so...that's the only geography I learned. everywhere else is just Middle Earth.
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lol
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Sounds like you know both places very well.
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Hey, Sean, what's up? I thought you were going to private message me? How's the GF? Email when you get a chance.
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what happened to her face? she didnt look like this when she first came out in scary movie? horrible plastic surgeon. but still very bangable
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i wish she'd go back to being a brunette.
and i think she's one of the funniest women alive...she just needs the right vehicle. she could be the next Lucille Ball if she tried hard enough.
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i agree, shes hilarious.
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She's funny, a reasonable actor, pretty hot and very ugly.
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i agree and yet strongly disagree... she is ugly and beautiful... i especially enjoy and hate her early films...
i'd like to bend her over and do nothing sexual at the sametime...
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WHAT THE FUCK?? I'M SICK OF YOU FAT-ASSES ON THIS SITE CRITICIZING PEOPLE...NOBODY'S PERFECT!! SO WHAT IF HER HANDS ARE SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN NORMAL..SHE'S STILL PRETTY AND MEN WILL STILL WANT HER. NOBODY'S PERFECT. NO ONE. SO STOP LOOKING DOWN ON HER CUZ U FUCKERS ARE EVEN MORE FURTHER AWAY FROM PERFECTION THAN HER.
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Dude, this is www.moejackson.com...
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...that is true.
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