Anna Kournikova @ K-Swiss Party at Skyline Gallery
Thursday, August 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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We recently saw Maria Sharapova glammed up with Blake Lively. So I guess Anna Kournikova thought it was necessary to take time away from her countless hours of sex with Enrique Igelsias to make an appearance to remind us that she's hotter than Maria.Anna also walked the runway for this event, hosted by K-Swiss, her sponsor. Remember when she had that Adidas contract and all those commercials!? I still believe even with her lack of a tennis career, Anna could've still sold a lot of sneakers and apparel for Adidas.
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anna cornhole
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does that mean you have your strap-on freshly cleaned out of the dishwasher for anna?
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no i got a dick fo anna
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no i got a dick fo anna
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doesnt that go against your self professed lezzie ways?
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that was my brother. he sometimes posts on here under my name
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Your brother's a lesbian?
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Not the best looking chick I've seen, but I'd be happy.
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Okay she sucks in tennis but she is easy on the eyes and I bet she is a sex freak. Plus most pro women tennis players look way too butchy and that's being nice.
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Im surprised how long she has been able to milk her 15min for.
Not saying she is ugly or anything, but damm she must have a great agent.
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i always thought that it was so very funny that she is more talented at standing and looking good than being a tennis player.
does she even play tennis anymore? she sucked, but whatever.
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She's definitely hotter than Maria off the court, but Anna probably would never win a point on Maria on the court. And Maria is a louder grunter.
But yeah I've seen hotter girls at a local tennis court. :)
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she keeps on getting better and better, if only more tennis players could have been as hot as her
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God, she has beautiful hair...
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so overrated. she has a nice body but she sucks at tennis and has the face of a cabbage patch kid.
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LMFAO yesssss i was like, "she looks like something but i dont know what it is!", and you've named it LMFAO...spot on; spot on!
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i dont think she has a nice body, either...i mean, in clothes, she may look slim and all but:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_akournikova_01.jpg
http://www.graphicshunt.com/celebrities/images/anna_kournikova_in_sprots...
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/annakournikova/anna_kourn...
she's built like a man and has a V shape
and she has those close-set eyes that make her look like she has down syndrome.
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ahahaha i know right! i can't believe nobody else thought of that. and ur right about her body... she has no hips or waist but i meant she had a nice body in comparison to the face, with clothing on her legs, butt and boobs look good because you can't clearly distinguish the oddly-shaped torso. and why is goli such a hater? ur better looking than her. i would much rather look like a chipmunk than a cabbage patch kid. ; ) at least the former is cute, the latter is just scary.
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golihomo is just a sad, sad, old little creature whose only way of interacting with girls is by picking up fights with them on the internet. He has too much pride to be talking to them like a regular human-being so this is his way of satisfying himself and his ego. After he gets done here, he goes to his other wanna-be-thug friends and say, "yo bro, i am talking to this fyyyne girl."
You know how lil boys call the girls they like "doo doo head" and pull their hair on the playground? Yeah, the same applies to golihomo.
Not sure where he's getting that chipmunk reference. I guess, it's because my front 2 teeth are bigger than the rest or that i have chubby cheeks - it's a term Pam the psycho came up with for me and golihomo must have picked it up in hopes of angering me without realizing that i am way too self confident to be affected by shit like that.
Remembering Lima gets called a chipmunk by haters is another reason the term chipmunk actually flatters me haha
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Does it really require an essay every time? Jeeze!!
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I'm giving you what you want - my attention. You know you're loving it; no need to act like you're complaining.
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Well, she could resemble a chipmunk, so I guess she lucked out.
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Pathetic 'men' (the word is loosely used here) like you dont get to comment on my looks or what i might/might not resemble. Get back to jerking off to pictures now.
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She's very hot...so much much sexier then maria "the gigant" sarapova!!
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I think you have a complex when it comes to women that are taller than you.
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lol good one :D!
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neee....i fuck some gigant's in my days...i don't mind...(hey i probably fuck you too if a had a chance n u didn't hate my ass so much)...but their (gigant's) are not my first choice.
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You wouldn't have a chance in hell and I'm married, sorry.
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Doesn't everyone (male and female).
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Not at all. At least maybe I am the exception to the rule.
I'm 6'2" and dated everything from 4'10" to 6'4".
6'4" not being my max limit, just the tallest so far.
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Yeah i dont really care what height a man is, im 5'9" and i used to think i couldnt date anyone smaller than me but now ive realised it just doesnt matter.
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still looks like Boris Yeltsin in a dress
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i've never found her attractive and never understood the fascination with her.
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Some women have intangibles. She has mad sex appeal.
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She is the most attractive tennis player that I recall.
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the prototype for a hot sextoy..
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She may not have talent on the court, but she has talent off the court.
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and that is the end of the story.
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Tennis players are hot. They have bad ass legs.
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You must be a certified legman like myself because you are right about that statement.
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Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. She just looks like a typical overly tanned, bleach-blonde Russian.
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That hair....good god...it's gorgeous.
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I agree with you about her hair. Other than that, she's unattractive.
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I dont understand why the media thinks she's beautiful.. way too overrated...
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Brilliant!
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Hugh is a living douchebag legend.
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