Ashlee Simpson @ InStyle Magazine's Summer Soiree
Friday, August 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Yesterday we posted some scans of Jessica Simpson's photos for Glamour Magazine and they weren't all that great. By default that would make Ashlee the hotter sister today.
In other "we don't care" news, Ashlee doesn't like Perez Hilton because he makes shit up... like the supposed divorce between Ashlee and Pete Wentz. Like we care... if you want to read more, click here.
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Nice legs, but not digging the face. She looks a little washed out.
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i was about to put the comment "talentless waste of the jizz her dad dropped inside of her mother to create this low life"
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she has amazing legs. i am actually surprised.
so...i will modify my comment:
talentless waste of the jizz EXCEPT the legs. nice stems.
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haha
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useless is the world i use, more useless then her talentless but fine ass sister
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Jessica > her useless sister.
and by "jessica" i mean "Jessica's DD's"
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she still has an ugly face.
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That's what brown paper bags and doggystyle is for
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her body is a million times nicer than jessica. i've always deemed her the hotter sister.
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Sounds like you have a crush!
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ashley simpson is to music what homer simpson is to music
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Jessica is still 10 times hotter than Ashley.
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+1
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Where did her boobs go? And is it just me, or does her chin look different
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Different cuz it's not covered in family gravy.
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Her legs are outstanding.
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Beautiful legs. She should start showing them off more so it takes attention away from her face.
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beauiful legs, but being long time fan of her, "Not beating off, Pass"
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I'd take Jessica over her any day. I'd like to get Jessica all hot and sweaty and then play naked twister with her and then finish up the game with her riding me like a Harley on a bad piece of road!
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another perfect candidate for a head transplant and she could use 5-10 pounds in the right places.. the legs r just right..
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wow, im also surprised
didnt see she has nice legs =]
regardless i still hate both of these dumb bitches
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Too bad that hot body got stuck with a fugly face.
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She looks better in these pics than most of her others. Nice legs.
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Big titted Jess, kicks Ash's doors in.
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I though she used to be in Bastardly's brownbag list..
and I always wonder what does she see from that supermega-douchebag-possibly-gay Pete Wentz.
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