Ashley Greene Had "Mom Hair" @ 2009 MTV Movie Awards
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Why do already-hot chicks try so hard to make themselves look hotter & in the process end up looking below average? "Twilight" & upcoming sequel "New Moon" star, Ashley Greene, is case in point.
All she needed was long, dark hair & a really tight mini---That's it! Anyway, for better pics of Ashley, hit up her Bastardly Category.























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Ashley WTF!? Dress and hair look stupid. I'd still tap it, though. I have a weakness for this chick which is pretty much unexplainable.
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Shit, I like this A LOT.
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She has a strict look I find very exciting. I would tap it like a crazy person.
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Her face reminds me of the Martian chick from "Mars Attacks."
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She is hot. No 2 ways about that shit.
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Who care's about the fucking hair..she look's very fine...nice boob's!!
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I've been meaning to go "Greene" for a while now....this is a good incentive!
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haha i second that.
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I don't like her face. There's something very annoying about her. Something snobby.
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If she's going for the Winona Ryder look, it's not a bad attempt.
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http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6759/winonaryder.jpg
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she should go blonde
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Don't you mean MILF hair? Looks like she might have fallen off the set of Mad Men, I like it.
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