Ashley Greene Should Walk Her Dog More Often! SEPPA-CHOW!!


Apologies as these pics are a bit old, but we had to pay tribute to chicks who walk their dogs wearing extra-short shorts (highly recommended attire when walking your dogs in the coming months).

And, for more delicious pics of Ashley Greene, make sure you hit up her Bastardly Category.

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damn those legs are short.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:12pm
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they are short legs, but she's not bad looking

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:13pm
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shes kinda hot

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:14pm
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ew no. she has borderline cankle syndrome.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:15pm
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nothing wrong with short meaty legs, damn it!!

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:17pm
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there is when the calves blend into the ankles. Thats her problem area. The rest of her legs are good!

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 12:31pm
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yeah the legs are definately a problem...sucks cuz she's a gorgeous girl! her face is pixie-like but unfortunately, she does have a raging case of canklitis. yuck those are not attractive, but maybe if she lost weight or went tanning they'd look better...or a pair of heels can elongate even the stumpiest of legs. anyways ashley all i can say is: "blame it on the genes, gotcha looking mean. blame it on the ddddd nnnn aaa. blame it on the thymine, blame it on the cytosine, blame it on the guanine. blame it on the dddd nnn aaa. blame it on ur mom, blame it on ur dad, u got sum busted legs, yeah it's kinda sad, blame it on the dddd nnn aaa." thank you ladies and gentlemen and jamie foxx.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 1:00pm
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I wouldn't object to having her "sexy meaty legs" wraped around me.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 1:10pm
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She looks like she has a very muscular body, and has put on an extra 10 lbs.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:11pm
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blah...comma splice

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:12pm
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WHO?

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 @ 3:42pm
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She was the only good thing in the Twilight movie as far as I can recall.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 2:02am
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That spectacle is somewhat gross.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 5:45am
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