Ashley Tisdale @ German Comet Music Trophy 2009 Awards
Thursday, June 4th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
To tell you the truth, I assumed Ashley Tisdale gave up on establishing a music career long ago and turned her focus mainly to acting, but obviously that's not the case in Germany. As most of you bastards know, Germans are renowned for great taste in American music (notable mention: David Hasselhoff).
Anyway let's get back to the real reason why we all love Ashley:
I'd like to lick her ass.
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mmh I'd lick her crack clean... up and down... As long as i don't have to see that face.
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ditto^^^^
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She is such a rocker
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Ashley is sexy, talented and seems to be a genuine good person. I enjoy her voice over work on Phineas and Ferb and think she gets sexier by the day.
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Lick What ASS??? she has non!!...She's fucking Ugly N has no ass!!
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It's tough for me to recall someone who tries as hard as Ashley Tisdale does to look sexy, and she almost always fails in that department. Would I fuck her if given the oppurtunity? Yes, but that isn't really saying much.
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I find the guitar in the background hotter than her. That's a nice looking Gibson, and the guitar player looks to be rocking the D# power chord.
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you have to baby gibson's too much i found. when i use dto play, i could beat the shit out of my strat and it stayed in tune, i soloed once on my les paul, and whatever strings i would bend during a solo would be out of tune by the next song, Gibson is all Looks and no substance... looks nice on the wall LOL
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I've never had any trouble with staying in tune with Gibsons, and I'm pretty hard on my guitars.
I like Les Pauls because they have a nice weight and feel to them. Strats are too light and don't feel like "real" guitars.
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one thing i learned early on was a guitar is like a women or a car.
everyone has their own feel for it.
i have, like im sure you have, played guitars of all price ranges, and of all years...
i have a nice strat, nice les paul. a pretty sweet tele. a crappy squier strat and tele. but none "Feel" right.
the guitar, i personally ALWAYS felt "right" playing was the Fender Jagmaster believe it or not. it was a 300 dollar guitar, that i put a shit load of extras into cause it FELT right... IE graph techs, better pick ups, sperzels.
i never understood the whole people argue thing cause with guitars its so obvious each person needs to "feel" right to play it.
i actually prefer the shorter scale length of a les paul as i have smaller fingers, but, the non string through body just always was a bit dodgy to me.
like i said, i findit cool that a guitar has some many changeable parts, cause once you find an axe you like, you can do so much with it VIA upgrades, and get it to sound the way it feels.
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She was cuter before the nose job, but I still like her.
Never heard her music.
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she so awesome. id give one of my nuts to put my penis inside her and explode
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Same here, brother.
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looks very good
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i think she is super hot
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She has been looking good recently.
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check out my profile and comment
She is getting really hot and smoking body
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FUGLY JEW BROAD!!! FUGLY AS FUCK!!
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Ugly and she tries wayyyyyyy to hard, her music is horrible and I hate the way she talks on the side of her mouth
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So Beautiful! Not sure if I like her music, but I'd love to go to her concert and see her.
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