Ashley Tisdale Should Never Take Photos With Alessandra Ambrosio

These were snapped yesterday at "Los Premios MTV 2009" Latin America Awards.

Individual sets for each chick will be posted later today, but we figured we'd get these babies up to highlight a point we've repeatedly harked on over the years. If you're looking to make it big in Hollywood, make sure you always surround yourself with people who are uglier than yourself. And, if you insist on taking pics with hotter people, make sure the photos remain private.



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No, I'd definitely take Ashley over the tranny.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 11:56am
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8406 DIGS vs 2941 HATER ALERTS vs 167 DIRTY ALERTS
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except that tranny gave birth? see what i did there...so I'll take the milf over ashley

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 3:22pm
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701 DIGS vs 161 HATER ALERTS vs 4 DIRTY ALERTS
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Meh... they're both overrated
Is there a third option we can pick?

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 4:55pm
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2165 DIGS vs 981 HATER ALERTS vs 87 DIRTY ALERTS
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Not sure why all the hating on Ashley. She looks fine next to horseface.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 11:57am
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1548 DIGS vs 1176 HATER ALERTS vs 11 DIRTY ALERTS
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they should take some of the fat out of ashley's nose and inject it into ale's face

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 12:10pm
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9877 DIGS vs 3172 HATER ALERTS vs 158 DIRTY ALERTS
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ambrosio blows, tisdale is just worse, but its not that big a difference

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 12:13pm
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what the fuck was this, the "Useless Horseface Whore Convention 2009"?

these two chick are totally useless.

absolutely fucking useless.

my dick is very unhappy right now.

where are the hot bitches at?

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 12:23pm
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5681 DIGS vs 2131 HATER ALERTS vs 277 DIRTY ALERTS
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I can't believe I picked Ashley, but Ale is looking like an alien and it was the lesser of two evils. How long and skinny will Ale's face get?

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 12:35pm
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309 DIGS vs 44 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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Ash of course!! (but only because I HATE AA)

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 12:43pm
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3706 DIGS vs 582 HATER ALERTS vs 195 DIRTY ALERTS
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Moe, if you are going to make such a point, make sure that the chick you find Ashley next to is ACTUALLY uglier than Ashely! In this case Ashely looks very attractive next to the Tranny...unless one is into Trannies...which is cool...not being judgemental. Just sayin'.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 12:46pm
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AAAARRRRGHH! Tranny and Birdface! Ugly Overload!

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 1:09pm
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903 DIGS vs 552 HATER ALERTS vs 4 DIRTY ALERTS
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Moe, we seriously need a 'I'd rather(something awful)' option with these polls.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 1:12pm
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1274 DIGS vs 305 HATER ALERTS vs 21 DIRTY ALERTS
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Ashley doesn't look that bad here. Alessandra looks like an alien with her long neck and bobblehead.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 1:17pm
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4210 DIGS vs 1410 HATER ALERTS vs 160 DIRTY ALERTS
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Not very much of a choice here...so I will sustain..

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 2:28pm
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Oh, my god...Ashley Tisdale is so beautiful. She's like a ray of sunshine. Who's that sad looking man with those beautiful Louboutins on?

*gets a memo*

Oh shit.

Sorry, Ale.

*gets another memo*

Oh, double shit....Ale...Ashley just won your VS contract. I guess that's what you get when you stand next to someone who actually looks female....somewhat.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 2:45pm
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Ashley is hotter than the Amazon.
Mmmm.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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514 DIGS vs 364 HATER ALERTS vs 9 DIRTY ALERTS
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I can't wait for the next VSFS.

Alessandra is looking gorgeous.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 9:49pm
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3955 DIGS vs 1221 HATER ALERTS vs 256 DIRTY ALERTS
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She doesn't even look good. I'd take Ashley over the other broad.

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 10:10pm
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190 DIGS vs 53 HATER ALERTS vs 3 DIRTY ALERTS
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nice shoes

but ale is losing it soo much
motherhood wasnt a blessing to her

BUT ashley..is as boring as a piece of toast

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 11:51pm
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look who's talking

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 7:52am
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89 DIGS vs 23 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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Is the traveling zoo in town? Kidding.

I used to be a big Ale fan who thinks she now looks worn out and is not a big fan of Ashley Tisdale except for her voice work on Phineas and Ferb.

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 8:59am
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176 DIGS vs 89 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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Phineas and Ferb is awesome. I am watching it now.

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 9:04am
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19964 DIGS vs 4123 HATER ALERTS vs 695 DIRTY ALERTS
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tranny looking Ale > ferret looking Tisdale

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 9:44am
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As much as I don't like Ashley, I dislike Ale even more.

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 9:59am
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377 DIGS vs 387 HATER ALERTS vs 9 DIRTY ALERTS
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Ashley is a doll, and yeah, Alessandra looks a little horsie faced here

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 12:02pm
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25 DIGS vs 6 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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Whoever has the best ass, and Ale has none at all

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 4:25pm
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121 DIGS vs 42 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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Ale's face is so damn long.. ash's face shape is alot prettier but her nosee bugss mee.

Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 11:39pm
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7843 DIGS vs 1302 HATER ALERTS vs 377 DIRTY ALERTS
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Ashley looks so short..
I'll go for Ale.

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 @ 4:51am
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