Ashley Tisdale Should Never Take Photos With Alessandra Ambrosio
Friday, October 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday at "Los Premios MTV 2009" Latin America Awards.Individual sets for each chick will be posted later today, but we figured we'd get these babies up to highlight a point we've repeatedly harked on over the years. If you're looking to make it big in Hollywood, make sure you always surround yourself with people who are uglier than yourself. And, if you insist on taking pics with hotter people, make sure the photos remain private.
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No, I'd definitely take Ashley over the tranny.
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except that tranny gave birth? see what i did there...so I'll take the milf over ashley
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Meh... they're both overrated
Is there a third option we can pick?
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Not sure why all the hating on Ashley. She looks fine next to horseface.
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they should take some of the fat out of ashley's nose and inject it into ale's face
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ambrosio blows, tisdale is just worse, but its not that big a difference
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what the fuck was this, the "Useless Horseface Whore Convention 2009"?
these two chick are totally useless.
absolutely fucking useless.
my dick is very unhappy right now.
where are the hot bitches at?
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I can't believe I picked Ashley, but Ale is looking like an alien and it was the lesser of two evils. How long and skinny will Ale's face get?
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Ash of course!! (but only because I HATE AA)
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Moe, if you are going to make such a point, make sure that the chick you find Ashley next to is ACTUALLY uglier than Ashely! In this case Ashely looks very attractive next to the Tranny...unless one is into Trannies...which is cool...not being judgemental. Just sayin'.
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AAAARRRRGHH! Tranny and Birdface! Ugly Overload!
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Moe, we seriously need a 'I'd rather(something awful)' option with these polls.
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Ashley doesn't look that bad here. Alessandra looks like an alien with her long neck and bobblehead.
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Not very much of a choice here...so I will sustain..
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Oh, my god...Ashley Tisdale is so beautiful. She's like a ray of sunshine. Who's that sad looking man with those beautiful Louboutins on?
*gets a memo*
Oh shit.
Sorry, Ale.
*gets another memo*
Oh, double shit....Ale...Ashley just won your VS contract. I guess that's what you get when you stand next to someone who actually looks female....somewhat.
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Ashley is hotter than the Amazon.
Mmmm.
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I can't wait for the next VSFS.
Alessandra is looking gorgeous.
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She doesn't even look good. I'd take Ashley over the other broad.
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nice shoes
but ale is losing it soo much
motherhood wasnt a blessing to her
BUT ashley..is as boring as a piece of toast
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look who's talking
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Is the traveling zoo in town? Kidding.
I used to be a big Ale fan who thinks she now looks worn out and is not a big fan of Ashley Tisdale except for her voice work on Phineas and Ferb.
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Phineas and Ferb is awesome. I am watching it now.
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tranny looking Ale > ferret looking Tisdale
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As much as I don't like Ashley, I dislike Ale even more.
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Ashley is a doll, and yeah, Alessandra looks a little horsie faced here
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Whoever has the best ass, and Ale has none at all
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Ale's face is so damn long.. ash's face shape is alot prettier but her nosee bugss mee.
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Ashley looks so short..
I'll go for Ale.
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