Ashley Tisdale & Vanessa Hudgens: Today's Lesbian Sex Fantasy!
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Vanessa Hudgens once again showed off her legs at the LG Rumorous Night with Heidi Klum. She recently stated that she loves her legs...
“I have really strong legs. I inherited them from my dad, who has tree stumps for legs,’ she said.
“I’ve got big calves that look good. When I wear heels, it looks like I’ve worked out my legs a lot, which is why I love them.
“I also have a big, big, big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything.” Source
As for Ashley Tisdale, her new album Guilty Pleasure isn't due to hit stores until June 16th, but the lead single "It's Alright, It's Ok", already has a music video in the works.
“I’m growing up and this is music I would listen to,” Tisdale says. “On this record, I’m not catering to anyone other than to who I am as a person. I think all of these songs have a message and a story that anyone can relate to. I couldn’t sing them if I didn’t connect with them myself.” Source
























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Ashley looks like the biggest dork. I hate her smile. It's so fake and forced. Her hair looks greasy and she's just not a pretty girl. She looked better with her old nose and blonde hair.
Vanessa looks better when she's not smirking. I like her smile. She should smile more often. And, her legs are nice.
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Ashley looks like your typical Jersey JAP.
Vanessa's got a refreshing quality to her...i just wish she'd find some shoes that fit properly.
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Fuck you, you anti-semite. What do you know about JAPS? And judging from your fucking shallow shoe fetish, I'd say if anyone deserves that sobriquet it's you, you cunt.
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Ashley is so much hotter than you could ever DREAM to be, you stupid cow.
She also has more kindness in her pinky than you have in your ENTIRE body.
Suck on that, why don't you.
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Tisdale has way hotter legs than Hudgens. She is just way hotter all around.
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vanessa is way hotter than that other skank
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Vanessa is so fucking HOT...Mamacita!!..muy buena la cabrona!!..the other bitch is not!!
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I love Vanessa and will toss her salad until I can taste the toothpaste she used. She's my favorite girl in the world.
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Man, that is so not classy to wear a bra with a dress like tisdale's ...
Come on, she knew she was going to turn her back to the papz to pose, ... irrrk
vanessa is way hotter, she has that quite innocent edge
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vanessa..
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ive never really cared too much for Ashley, but there's something i like about her in these pix
Vanessa's hot as per
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Tisdale is smoking hot. Hudgens is a dog.
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hudgens is so much hotter, only losers could think the other way around
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Any guy who has banged more than his fist or a couple of fat girls knows that Tisdale is the hotter of the two. Hudgens dates a fag, enough said. Only queers like Vanessa.
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Vanessa Hudgens looks like one of my old housekeepers who used to keep a used tampon in a jar of peanut butter underneath her bed.
Tisdale likes to finish off guys. You can tell. Hudgens' toes look like the smell like mustard.
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Well they both look like two snob-nose spoiled brats, who are so eager for attention, and the media of course..
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ashley is cute but vanessa is the cuttiest
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Vanessa always looks so smug when she smiles. Unfortunately for her, I don't see her career lasting very long.
Ashley is unremarkable and seems to know it. Everything about her seems forced.
Neither one is unattractive, but I just don't like them.
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This site seems to be Pro- ethnic chicks which is why everyone is voting for Vanessa. Obviously Goliano and Torro are both black so of course their going to go with the most ethnic choice. But If you were to go out there and ask the whole US to vote or even the whole world to vote Ashley would most likely be picked the hottest.
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Ashley looks so hott in these pictures
vanessa looks fine, but something about her annoys me
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Ashley is so gross looking. shes oily and nasty. and shes a bitch too..and ugly ugly one. too bad 4 her, shes got no figure either.
vanessa on the other hand is adorable. her hair is great, nice figure and smile. shes pretty and sweet. i'd like to see more of her!
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If Ashley gets too close to someone she could poke their eye out with her nose! What a ubber ugly girl. Her face is fucked up. She needs another nose job! o wait that won't help her.
Vanessa is way hot! cute lil body!
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They are both flawed, but their high estrogen levels can arouse intense sexual excitement.
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That red head bitch is ugly azz fuck. huge nose. she looka like a damn bird. hoe
that other chick is hot. the black haired girl. cute lil ass. niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Once a media whore, always a media whore = Hudgens.
Wait for the porno with Mr. Marcus and his 18" cock.
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a double cream facial threesome dream come true
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I love Vanessa's skin tone
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ASHLEY'S WEARING SOME SERIOUS $FUCK ME SHOE$.
OTHER ONE HAS UGLY TOES.
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vanessa skin tone is so nice!
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST COPY AND PASTE EVERY COMMENT YOU POST, YOU STUPID HICK?!
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wtf is your problem??? you are not my judge, and quit following me were i go...
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YOU JUST SAY THE FUCKING SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMETHING TO SAY, YOU USE SENTENCES FROM OTHER PEOPLE ON HERE.
IT GETS ANNOYING AND OLD. HAVE SOME CREATIVITY, PLEASE.
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-7, i don't give a fuck, i don't care, quit bothering me
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WHY DIDN'T YOU NAME YOURSELF MAX POWER???
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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LOL "Max Power" LOL!!! your opinon is so funny, but can't accept what you say, "The Reaper from the Living Dead"
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YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS SIR JACK THE REAPER FROM THE LIVING DEAD LIGHTS. GOT IT?
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i had enough with bullshit, and assaulting me, sorry, i am not going to talk you, have a nice day, stalker
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THE GIRLS MUST DROOL OVER YOUR CHARM AND YOUR EVER SO STRONG VOCABULARY
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actually sir, i already had enough bullshit from you so, keep continuing your bad behavior around here, living dead person
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AND YOU KEEP UP YOUR RETARDED BEHAVIOR AROUND HERE,
MAXIMUM DORKUS YOU. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
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Whoa, your some crazy person from the tv show of "Reaper", wow u got some crazy attitude there
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what the fuck is with the numbers?
dude, do us all a favor and just post what you want to say once. thanks a bunch.
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Ashley may have a bad nose, but it's not nearly as bad as Vanessa's feet.
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+1
I hate sausage toes!!!
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i like vanessa's toes. i think they're cute. she needs to buy some shoes that fit...but they're a hell of a lot better than Tisdale's.
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OW! A bastardly sandwich.
I'd so fuck the living shit out of them.
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All you Vanessa haters are weak. Bitch is bad.
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Vanessa ist so fucking hot.
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vanessa je ona mala kucka.sve se pravi da je dobra a vamo.....mrzim takve cure sve su one fol nevine i dobrice uhh......naravno da je ashley bolja .ona je zakon
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seriously what language is this?
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I think it's Montenegrin... kucka means beeotch..
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montenegro has their own language?
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lol@cacadoodys comment hilarious
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