Aubrey O'Day & Her Rack @ 2009 New York Fashion Week
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.comThese were snapped at the Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week Fall, 2009 Collections at Bryant Park in NYC.
As you guys already know, Aubrey cashed in her Bastardly Playboy Trump Card recently & as a result she's on the cover of the magazine's March, 2009 issue. While some women get millions to take it all off, Aubrey came fairly cheap. Hef coughed up roughly $500k to plaster Aub's fake bod on the pages of Playboy, so many congrats to both of them (Hef for getting a bargain & Aubrey for getting some much-needed cash).

























she has to be one of the uglies playboy cover ever...look at that face those eyes!!...this issue is not going to sell well!...n those tits look like they going to pop! get a bigger dress fucking idiot!
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Oh Aubrey...u dumb, dumb bitch. There's nothing left for u to do now than some porn.
Get to it.
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Oh Aubrey...u dumb, dumb bitch. There's nothing left for u to do now than some porn.
Get to it.
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Dumb why? She has limited talent and winds up picked on a reality TV show that puts her in an all girl band. Uses her limited physical traits and winds up in Playboy. I think she has gone pretty far with what she has and has made a lot of money at it. If her 15 minutes are over she is financially better off than most of us. Oh and for a dumb girl she has a college degree.
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Where did she earn her degree, MIT?
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America really is the land of opportunity.
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She's got a greasy face and crazy eyes. She needs a good makeup artist, too.
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She also needs to take some of the 500K and buy some shoes that fit.
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And, she needs hair care products in the worst way. It looks like straw sitting on top of her head.
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And, a stylist to help her find a dress that fits her properly.
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Wow! I think it would be cheaper for her to buy a pack of brown bags.
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That would solve the problem and she would have $499,995 leftover to do whatever she wanted to do. Well, that's before taxes. So she basically sold her soul for 250K (take home).
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agree, possibly she has very nice feet but they look horrible in shoes that don't fit.
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I liked her better as a brunett.
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(and minus the fake boobage)
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Doesn't even look like the same girl. Why do they do that to themselves?
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Now thats looks hot!
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I really don't understand it myself Rho.
It seems like poor self-image that drives them to surgery and blonde hair. Unlike pornstars that do it becuase every American boy lusts after Blondes with big winnebagos.
Personally she is very attractive even here in this pic.
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Ugly before and ugly after.Either way, DO NOT WANT.
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I think she's ugly, nothing sexy or cute about her, boobs are nice but that's all.
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I came for the haters and I didn't leave disappointed.
/Aubrey should be playmate of the year
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With the way her eyes look, she probably did a few rails before these pictures were taken.
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well now that u say that i kinda like her!!...chick's on drugs rules!
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I"m not sure which veins are more blue: hers or the ones stretching out in my now throbbing unit.
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That's a weird face. Looks like she's practicing for the part of Jan in the next Brady Bunch Movie.
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you dumb fucking cunty D list skank.
don't you understand that we are all sick of you now that we have seen your SHITTY playboy spread?
and how about that frumpy dress you're wearing? what the fuck gives? how tall are you 5 foot?
this is all too much. i am very angry right now after looking at one of your pix.
i want to burn every issue of your shitty playboy shoot. it was a waste of money on hef's part. you shouldn't have even taken money from a guy that has fucking no idea where he is, let alone his own name. you fucking robbed him and playboy.
you didn't even show any of that beav you got. why pretty pretty aubrey? why? is it because it's so fucking beat to shit that it looks like roast beef?
give me a break.
i need to cool off right now. keep all photos of this whore and alba and hewitt away from me for 2 hours. i can't handle it.
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hahahaha i love you. roast beef? that's gold! hahahaha
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Really does anyone expect anything less from Hef. Just being around the last 3 (for what, 3 years plus) was enough to suck you brain out yur ass. I mean I'd be non-compis-mentis just after 5 minutes with that entire lot of idiots, doorknobs, and Electrolux female russian vacumes.
Besides, at this point, and at his age. Hef's ween is prolly so overcooked it resembles a smokey link left in a mircowave for too long.
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Ok, this chick can go away now.
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I can't believe someone paid her for naked pictures when a bottle of Patron would've accomplished the same thing.
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